What thread is Ally the least likely to post on?

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Prompted by her lament on the impressionists thread that she has problems with any thread without her on it. Therefore, what type of thread would be the Anti-Ally?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Uh, something concerning music?

― Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not this one.

― AP, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

gay sex techinques

― anthony, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think she's all over ANY thread involving any sort of sex, even if it's just to say "ewwww".

I do believe she didn't post on that ... oh, wait, she DID post on the Dan Rather / hamster thread. Christ, I'm stymied. She's all- seeing & all-knowing. Nothing is beyond her rapier wit and entrancing charm. I submit and bow to her superior posting blurskillaz.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Uh, awful presumptuous to think I wouldn't be able to post on a gay sex techniques thread - I mean, assuming you mean gay as in men-only I've been told waaaaaay more than I want to know by my cousin (you want me to let you know, just tell you), but assuming you mean gay in the trad "Gay Pride Parade" gay/les/bi sense...ummmm?

I didn't post on the ART thread.

― Ally, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Probably some sort of thread that had no hope of rousing controversy and was rather boring. Even then, I fear she would feel the need to jot down a few lines saying what a lame post it was and how, if it was an attempt at humor, it failed miserably.

For example:
Any men tried those condoms that come in the steel container? It looks kinda like a case for glasses. I'm wondering if the sensation is good for men. Don't get me wrong, I care about women's sensation, too. My girlfriend doesn't really seem to notice a difference, 'cept she doesn't like "ribbed" ones. Other than that she couldn't care less or so she says. Just as long as they're lubed w/o nonoxidyl 9 or whatever the hell that is.

― Nude Spock, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

just ending my bold tag.
― nude Spock, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What the hell is the use of condoms in steel containers? They're annoying enough to get out as it is.
― Ally, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just ending my italic tag.
To answer your question, Ally, I don't know. Seems pretty damn expensive if you ask me!
― nude spock, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THIS better end the boldness.

You'd think they'd realize that people want condoms that are in easy- to-get-at packaging. You know - strike while the iron is hot. What's up with childproofing the containers?

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Considering you're probably using the condoms to AVOID having childs in the first place...

― masonic boom, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe they're manufactured by some wacko right-to-life group who thinks that the only reason to be having sex is to procreate.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"In case of emergency procreation, break glass."

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No silly, they make it too difficult to open and thus stymie people's attempts at safe sex. They then either have to go ahead with the risk of baby makin' or give up on the idea altogether. Which is basically the religous right's idea of what sex should be anyway.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well then, think of two kinds of emergency packs, one from a conservative bent and one not as much. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She didn't post at all on the thread about situationism.

― Josh, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

or russian literature-post 1991 (but then, neither did anyone else!).

― gareth, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Make it Ruski lit pre-1991 and I'd be more interested.

― Ally, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, since they got all non-totalitarian on our asses their writing went to shit.

― Nick, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

did she post on the politics thread?

― sundar subramanian, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought I did, I said I was a facist.

I will never post on a Powerpuff Girls thread. You lot won, you have broken my spirit and never again shall I post. Until I find another thread I like better.

― Ally, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

just realized that a new address means i lose my ile stats. heavy stuff there. anyway..good free e-mail thread i started.

― kevin enas, Wednesday, 11 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She never posts on my threads. And come to think of it, I don't make a habit of posting on hers.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had a totally snide comment but I fear it'd go over your head, dear.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She never posts on my threads, such as they are.

― Robin Carmody, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yours are generally a bit brit-centric, Robin. Though I haven't seen you do one recently.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This board is a bit Anglocentric.
Being an Anglophile it works.

― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, but not being one the ones about very specific British political issues aren't going to be the things I can talk about very well

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You mean you aren't interested in progressive ruralism Ally?

― Josh, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I want everything covered in concrete, what do you think?

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I get nervous if there is not a subway around - Frank OHara
That said i like to eat and i realize the rural folk have alot to do with that.

― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, someday we will be able to grow all our food in SPACE and solve that problem.

― Josh, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No i really do not think we can

― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not with that kind of attitude.

― Josh, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What attitude
is cold realism an attitude.

― anthony, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes.

― Graham, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hot foolishness: that is what we look for.

― mark s, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's why you all like me.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So, Ally - how DO you deal with your massive popularity? Do you regret becoming famous? What about your fans - when is too much too much? And what's your take on global warming?

― David Raposa, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, I hate all of you. I only like 5 people in the world, especially my roommate because she's belly dancing for me. I love being famous though, and I can't wait to become more famous so I can forget all the little people who got me there. Oh, and if you want a thread I'll not reply to create some more riddles, everyone. I WILL NOT BE SCREWED OUT OF MY GENIUS FOR FAKE PRIZES AGAIN DAMNIT.

― Ally, Thursday, 12 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six months pass...

okay ally, if you are gay..i have not problem with that. the problem i have is that you are making an ass of yourself by showing off this way......now one cares if you are gay or not! So piss off and go somewhere and get a life....bsides what is the fun of having gay sex...nothing goes in and nothin goes out ...and no one (like a boy) will ever look at the same! in other words you will never have kids because you wil never fuck a guy b/c u r gay! have nice day ally

― Jenna, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, that was odd. Thanks, Jenna, for clearing that up for everyone.

― Ally, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Has anyone else been reprimanded by a moron today?

― Nancy Drew, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

On a daily basis, to be sure.

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No morons, just the as-yet-unenlightened.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It occurs to me that I have never been involved in a slinging match with Ally on ILE, and possibly never anywhere.

Can we fix this, Ally?

― Tim, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes you c-- *is beaten down*

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think Ally will post anymore on Nude Spock's threads since Nude Spock revealed he was heybuddy. That Courtney Love battle was classic, though. Encore?

― mother sister, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(!)

― gareth, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It occurs to me that I have never been involved in a slinging match with Ally on ILE, and possibly never anywhere. Can we fix this, Ally?

Ally K/Tim F. hip-hop throw down? & other throw downs?

This would be a classic thread.

― Nicole, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What would I fight with you about, Tim? I have nowt to fight with you about. I'll have to think about this, cos sure, I"m always into that.

I still am not sure why Jenna said any of that to me, but I apologize vastly to everyone for flaunting my gayness, particularly to my fiancee, because I'm sure he's very upset by my absolute lack of dick activity.

Lesbianism as birth control?

― Ally, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought ramon was into watching ally's gayness...isn't that part of the prenups, that he gets to watch? how are the wedding plans going anyway?

― goeff, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They're probably already married and keeping quiet so as to avoid trouble.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not saying. You'll all find out when the time comes.

― Ally, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who is this "Ally" person everyone talks about? I'm curious to know.

― XStatic Peace, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally is the Goddess What Watches Over Us All. And thinks most of us are deeply silly, a judgment I do fully apply to myself.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and she is my lawyer, so watch what you say. she is also the altar at which the theban tribes worship on their way to the saunas.

― goeff, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Amen, brother.

― Arthur, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm *so* looking forward to that throw down, but it might have to wait until i'm a little less drunk.

― Tim, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm also frightened of Anime, if that helps any.

― Ally, Saturday, 19 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

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