If someone brags about something...

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...but they're bragging about something they can't show you...does it mean that they're lying about it?

― Nowell, Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't worry about it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Just tell us what it is

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Just tell it like it is ;)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, if someone's bragging is bothering you, just tune it out. It doesn't matter. It's their insecurity talking...don't make it yours to worry about. Move on.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

alex otm

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 21 October 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps Nowell.... do they have any evidence?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 21 October 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

just say 'Cheap Thrills' in a sneery voice and walk off

― Bidfurd, Thursday, 21 October 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You're talking about penis, aren't you. At your age! Shocking.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 21 October 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine is 13", but I'm not going to show you...

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Then you must be lying Sir!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right. It's 15".

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew it!!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Around.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the formula for calculating the volume of a cylinder? Yopu could use Aaron's cocker as a pint glass.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 21 October 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I use it as a baseball bat.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

pi.h.r^2

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 21 October 2004 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm blessed/cursed with a god memory and I've had a few amusing/awkward moments when I realise someone's telling me a remixed version of a story they told me years previously - normally with the new version painting them in a significantly better light.

I've never worked out the socially acceptable way to call someone a "fucking blatant liar and a braggard" so I usually just let it pass.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 21 October 2004 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahem...

*good* memory

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 21 October 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Although, thinking about it, the volume of an erect penis will be closer to pi.r^2(h + 4r/6) where h is the length to the base of the head, and the head is approximated to be a hemisphere.

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 21 October 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

What if it's bendy?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 21 October 2004 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Then it gets beyond the limits of what maths I can remember :-)

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 21 October 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

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