Sleazy pro-wrestling stories/urban legends/etc

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check this post at Death Valley Driver, where everybody lists as much real/bullshit stories that they can come up with about their fave wrestlers.

plenty of laughs, plenty of stupidity, plenty of human degradation, plenty of stories about Lita fucking everybody and others taking shits in various gear bags, squalid locker rooms, and Jerry Lawler's crown.

Oh yeah, and a great Marty Jannety story...

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 October 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

here's a sample:

I spent an hour with Colt Cabana trying to get Kamala to tell us sleaze, and the best he told us was that Andre called him a nigger once, so he got his gun and put it in Andre's face. And after that, Andre was a real nice man. And then we ate pie with Kamala.

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 October 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Stephanie McMahon has a strap-on & has used it on Austin, HHH & Chyna.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

yup, most of the stories are probably complete falsehoods throw together years ago by various wrestling newsboards looking to get more hits, but damn if they're not entertaining.

i also like the one about Macho Man and an 18-year-old Stephanie McMahon...

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure you realize there's already two threads about this over on I Love WWE...

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:08 (twenty-one years ago)

nope

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 21 October 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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