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Where's my lil' pal?

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago)

SHUT your fucking CAKEHOLE.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:41 (twenty years ago)

Oh, shit.

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago)

A MODERATOR HAS LOCKED THIS THREAD, CARRY ON

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Do you not like fun?

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHA

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago)

fake nowell

― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:43 (twenty years ago)

ILX makes me feel weird. You know what I mean?

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:43 (twenty years ago)

X post

No, it's the real me.

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:44 (twenty years ago)

Good Lord! Everyone here has a vendetta with me!

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:46 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cpcgamereviews.com/v/vendetta.png

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago)

http://jyaaku.dreamers.com/v/v2caras.jpg

― zappi (joni), Thursday, 21 October 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago)

Aja is going to show up and say "I don't get it" sometime soon. 5...4...

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago)

WHERE IS ALEX IN NYC WHEN YOU NEED HIM

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Pretending to be Nowell, duh.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:10 (twenty years ago)

What?

― experimental grandma (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago)

I don't get it.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago)

This is frustrating, but fun. Kind of.

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago)

ALEX IS NOT ONLY PRETENDING TO BE AJA, HE IS ALSO PRETENDING TO BE NOWELL.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Whatever.

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Was he pretending to be Aja, though? Did I fucking fall for it?

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago)

We're all really Alex.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

If you think about it.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

BLISTERING BARNACLES!

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

::::sigh:::::

I've never pretended to be ANYONE other than myself. I briefly posted under the name Motel Hell, but beyond that i have nothing to do with either Nowell nor Aja. I'm sure Ned and/or Sean Carruthers could probably tell you a way to verify that their posts are very much their own -- if you care that much. But trust me, it ain't me.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:15 (twenty years ago)

does anyone still believe Nowell and Aja are real, because sorry I don't.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:16 (twenty years ago)

You're entitled to your own opinion.

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

xpost

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAS THIS BEEN DISCUSSED?

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

More than once, less than an infinite amount

― Gribowitz (Lynskey), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago)

(psst Alex, I was just joking. Perpetuating the meme.)

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Nowell, most people here don't have a clue who you are.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago)

X-post
Alex doesn't get those kind of jokes, watch:

HEY ALEX, KILLING JOKE FUCKING SUCKS!

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:20 (twenty years ago)

Alex, you want nothing to do with me?

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago)

this new nowell seems more cosmopolitan.

― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Every time someone says 'I don't believe in Aja and Nowell' a fairy dies.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:22 (twenty years ago)

x post

This is not the fake Nowell. It's really me.

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:22 (twenty years ago)

oh so there IS a fake Nowell?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago)

How the hell would I know?

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago)

God, I hope there isn't one..

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago)

You could uh, you know, REGISTER AND LOG IN to prevent it from happening...

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I could!
I'll do that right now.

― Nowell, Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago)

I DID IT!

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago)

we are so proud

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Yay.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:33 (twenty years ago)

(psst Alex, I was just joking. Perpetuating the meme.)

I get the joke. But by the same token, there are others here who may not be familiar with the whole thing, and I'm not entirely fond of being misrepresented.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Who is?

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Jesus H. Christ

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Yeah. True.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago)

ILX is for fucking off!

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago)

No, it's the real me.

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), October 21st, 2004.

This is like a meta-meta-statement that creates a hole in space-time and sucks everything around it into a dimension of unspeakable madness and insanity.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 21 October 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago)

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Wait - you're AaronHz.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:01 (twenty years ago)

And you're Nowell.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago)

So you ARE AaronHz!

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Um, yes. You can change your screen name any time you want.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago)

I know. But I like the one I've got.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago)

Suit yourself.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Yup..

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago)

I can even be you.

― Nowell. (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago)

Oh, SHIT! Stop it! RIGHT NOW!

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Oh, wait...no you can't..I'm overreacting again.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:12 (twenty years ago)

But I can't shoot! I don't know which one's the real Nowell and which one's that dastardly Aaron HZ!

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:12 (twenty years ago)

His e-mail address says Gmail. Mine says mail.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago)

Oh, Ok, I'll shoot that one.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago)

Shoot?

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago)

See? That's why it's a good thing you registered.

Actually, if you look closely I also had to put a period after "Nowell" for it to allow it.

― Nowell. (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago)

x post
Why would ya wanna shoot me?

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago)

Whimsy?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Shoot somebody who needs to be shot. Not me.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:17 (twenty years ago)

Nowell, you ever see one of those movies or cartoons where one of the bad guys is dressed up to look exactly like one of the good guys and nobody knows who to shoot?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Wooden!!! Shoot me!! Look I have a narrow Snively Whiplash style moustache and am a tying-maidens-to-the-tracks recidivist. I'm an obvious blackguard.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:19 (twenty years ago)

x post
Mm-hmm. Why?

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cinefile.biz/faceoff4.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:20 (twenty years ago)

That's what Wooden was talking about. Besides that, he implied that I was the one he was trying to shoot.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago)

Right. Actually, I don't believe I've seen a movie like that. I never get to see movies.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago)

I'm here now.

Sorry. Even though I'm on break, I'm not having much fun now. I've pretty much been in bed all day. The only good thing is that the Red Sox won last night.

Why do you even care where I am Nowell?

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:35 (twenty years ago)

She likes you.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:37 (twenty years ago)

I'm flatered, but I don't swing that way.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:40 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:45 (twenty years ago)

*Shoots blindly at everyone*

*Turns gun on self*

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:47 (twenty years ago)

So Aja, you're not a swing voter?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago)

Don't know yet. I'm not even sure what that means.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:51 (twenty years ago)

You know, a switch-hitter.

― briania (briania), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:47 (twenty years ago)

No....

I was asking about a swing voter.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago)

Where's Aja? If you're coming from the US, depending on whther you're coming the Atlantic or Pacific route, it's respectively either just past or just before Yurp.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago)

No...

I think you mean Asia.

I'm Aja. You see A - J - A, not A - S -I -A.

I live in the US.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago)

HI AJA!!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago)

Mystifying. Absolutely mystifying.

Great, but mystifying.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 22 October 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago)

Sounds more like someone else than A.J.A. 13 year olds into swinging? What gives?

― lucas (lucas), Friday, 22 October 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago)

Aaaaaaand we'll be back with more TRL, right after this!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago)

Now, this is an afternoon special.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:14 (twenty years ago)

WHERES YOUR HEAD AT? WHERES YOUR HEAD AT?

― peter smith (plsmith), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:43 (twenty years ago)

PLUG IT IN, PLUG IT IN, BABY!

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:56 (twenty years ago)

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

― Asia Noel, Friday, 22 October 2004 14:16 (twenty years ago)

That's a Manhead track, not Basement Jaxx. Please report to Ronan for re-educating. Tim Finney will see you on the way out. If anything of you remains, I'll be waiting.