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― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

it's creepy. is 'the ruins' in the URL a title of some sort? is it supposed to be the ruins of christianity? the loin cloth thing makes him look silly. and it reminds me of a still from a dodgy computer game

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 October 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

when i say 'look silly' i guess i mean trivialises him

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 October 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It looks like a Sim.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 October 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

It really really looks like a Sim, made in that BodyShop thing.

My eyes!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 October 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

haha trayce. does that explain why he has such long legs? he looks a little out of proportion in a superhuman way.

what is it about adam?

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 October 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I dont think it is a sim, sims arent quite so wonky looking. But still :D

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 October 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Sims2 won't let you do long hair on guys. :-(

The ground in that picture sort of... ripples. It makes me feel sick.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 22 October 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, that's your worst self-portrait yet.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 22 October 2004 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a still from King's Quest IX: The Cobra is Unleashed?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 October 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the least awesome work on that site.

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 22 October 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

least awesome is still pretty awesome, tho.

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 22 October 2004 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

The cobra looks like it's unleashin' the fuckin fury in his loincloth.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 22 October 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i didn't say it was unawesome. i don't know a sausage about art and it made an impression on me. that's good right?

― gem (trisk), Friday, 22 October 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Him better hung. Or do I mean hanged?

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 22 October 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the least awesome work on that site.

Holy shit, you're right!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 22 October 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The foliage is kind of like le Douanier Rousseau would do it.

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 22 October 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Errr... nice loincloth.

It's a bit computer generated, though, isn't it?

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

It looks like it was made in poser.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 October 2004 10:21 (twenty-one years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHH DOLPHINS!

It makes me sad that someone's spent so much time over this, but I guess it keeps them off the streets.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 22 October 2004 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG I just noticed the Buffy 'art'. Are these people 11 years old?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 22 October 2004 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Take a Jesus sprite, give it a big shlong and a tattoo, stick it on a Tomb Raider 3 screenshot. Pish.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 22 October 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

it hurts my eyes.

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

looks more like the guy from nickleback than jesus to me.

that tattoo is...interesting...

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

He is very oddly proportioned. The hips are too slim for the shoulder width. I want to put him in a scene with the Bea Arthur dancing with dinosaurs painting.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

There's something wrong about the nipples, isn't there?

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

They're enormous. It's just icky techno-hippy pr0n, people.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the nipples have hair on them.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The loincloth and bulge look exactly like the head of a camouflage elephant.

― Laura E (laurae55), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Eurpthch. Think of the time and effort that went into painstakingly rendering that.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, very strange nipples indeed. And what is up with his treasure trail?

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The loincloth and bulge look exactly like the head of a camouflage elephant.

(checks, laughs)

you're absolutely correct!!

a google search for "poser porn" reveals:

hem hem

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like it. It is compositionally weak.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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