i heart eliot spitzer

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He's like the Eliot Ness of really boring-sounding but incredibly sleazy financial services schemes.

And now he's going after payola! Too late, maybe, but still. I just love the thought of all these pencil-pushing, mouse-clicking, cream-skimming broker guys quaking in their cubicles at the thought of Eliot reading their frat-boy e-mails about all the grannies they're ripping off.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 22 October 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

And of course, every article about him always has to note that he's presumed to be seeking a higher electoral office. No duh! I for one don't have a problem with a guy trying to build a political career on a pile of white-collar-criminal scalps. He's got my vote. And of course, the opportunities wouldn't even be there for him to exploit if every federal financial regulatory agency under the sun wasn't on the take.

More like him, please.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 22 October 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i.timeinc.net/time/personoftheyear/2002/images/poyspitzer_389x281.jpg

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 22 October 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Worked for Giuliani.

The best was nailing that unctious little worm Grasso. Bravo.

Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Friday, 22 October 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2003/grasso.jpg
pwned!

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 22 October 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

god i was just about to start this thread. plz ny elect this guy to whatever he wants.

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

God, can you imagine this guy as attorney general??

Him and Schumer are NY's nu-gods.

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Did anyone else read the Atlantic article?

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Obama/Spitzer '12!

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

They should at least make a buddy movie.

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

In the same way that Stephanie Herseth and Jennifer Granholm need to make a women's prison riot movie.

C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Friday, 22 October 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Perfect timing... I realized last night my dream job would be to work for his office.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I would never want to work in his office. I couldnt comprehend the massive amounts of work that goes into prosecuting all these fools. thus I give him all the more props.

still bevens (bscrubbins), Friday, 22 October 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...
http://spitzer2006.com/main.cfm?actionId=globalShowStaticContent&screenKey=globalDefault

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Spitzer is simply dreamy.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I like what he's saying, but he's going to have to find a way to make those things really zing. As soon as you start throwing around phrases like "predatory lending" and "mutual fund reform," you send half the electorate scrambling for the remote control. He's on the right path, and Teddy Roosevelt is exactly the right precedent (we need some people to start calling themselves Teddy Roosevelt Democrats), but he needs to de-wonk it a bit. Of course, he did write that for TNR, so maybe he was just working the room.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

gypsy mothra OTMFM. I feel like I haven't seen enough attention given in op-eds, etc, to the republicans' (esp Rove's) ability to express their ideas, regardless of how dishonest and wrongheaded they may be, to 5-words-or-less mantras. i think of the recent election as a victory of effective research and marketing over actual analysis-based policy, and Spitzer's article suggests that he needs to think more about whittling down his (excellent) points to easily digestible catchphrases.

so, what's he running for in 2006?

tobo (tobo), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

governator

still bevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he running against Pataki?

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
plz ny elect this guy to whatever he wants.

done.

now what?

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Nude Spock helped this man get elected! :-D

the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

and boy did he need it

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

is he still a big supporter of ratnerville?

the 48 states competition (1939) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

Well, he needed some posters and billboards and shit, didn't he?

the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (Uri Frendimein), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

he is also the son of a real estate developer.

that said, i think he will be very good for the state, and for nyc. replacing kalikow as head of the mta would be a good start.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

some of my bklyn friends refused to vote for him because of ratnerville. i respect that. but like i told them, the guy was running statewide, he was locking up every bit of institutional support he could get, there was no way he would've taken on markowitz and ratner even if he didn't like the project. most likely he doesn't care much either way about it. and he knew for sure that the majority of ny state voters don't care about it, so there was no upside to getting involved. not like he ever had to worry about carrying brooklyn.

it'll be interesting to see how he operates as governor. he can't help being an improvement just by showing up.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

also it's kinda nuts to think that anyone opposing him who would have a chance (ie. not even the republicans in this race) would be against it, either. unless you vote green or something, in which case you're morbs anyway.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

I'd have voted for him if it was close. But he raised oodles of money from people he woulda been locking up a few years ago, so a hoor is a hoor.

My next step is not voting.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

you might as well not! apparently no politician can measure up to your insanely puritanically standards.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

maybe barry bonds will run for president : D

gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

FUNnee. I'll settle for Feingold.

Sure, once I was young and impulsive
I wore every conceivable pin
Even went to socialist meetings
Learned all the old union hymns
Ah, but I've grown older and wiser
And that's why I'm turning you in
So love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

phil ochs hung himself.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

well, that's an insanely puritanical way to go.

Spitzer clearly didn't want to knock his percentage down to 65% by opposing Ratner. My #1 issue for city & state is the developers' rape of NYC, and I have little confidence it'll be slowed.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

he is also the son of a real estate developer.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), November 8th, 2006 9:58 PM. (hstencil) (later)

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

Where's his rebellious streak?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

wherever yours is. wasn't your dad a mets fan too?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

he worked in the post office for 25 years, and I peel uncancelled stamps off letters whenever I can.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 November 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Aside from supporting the death penalty and the war in Iraq, Spitzer was one of the chief architects of New York’s own version of the PATRIOT Act.

http://brickburner.blogs.com/my_weblog/2006/11/an_election_han.html

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

two things:

1. ...Spitzer was one of the chief architects of New York’s own version of the PATRIOT Act. ok, so if that's true (which i don't doubt btw), why just leave us hanging on that? how about some details?
2. it's nov. 13th. maybe perhaps a bit late to be kvetching?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, when has Eliot Spitzer held a legislative position? AG is law enforcement, not law writing.

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, when has Eliot Spitzer held a legislative position? AG is law enforcement, not law writing.

i'd bet that at least some portion of the ag position involves lobbying the assembly and senate.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

I think keeping the guy's frequent disdain for civil liberties in mind 6 weeks before he's sworn in as governor is not kvetching. how's this?


In private practice, Spitzer founded the New York branch of the Center for the Community Interest, a public interest law firm that tangled with civil libertarians on issues like anti-gang laws and AIDS testing for infants. He ran a commercial that mocked the liberal lawyers who opposed searching schoolchildren for guns.

After he was elected, he backed state financing for parochial schools and "roving" wiretaps for police. He calls the New York Civil Liberties Union's resistance to the wiretap law "somewhat ludicrous."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/story/441399p-371839c.html

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

I think keeping the guy's frequent disdain for civil liberties in mind 6 weeks before he's sworn in as governor is not kvetching. how's this?

I THINK IT WOULD'VE BEEN IMPORTANT TO BRING UP BEFORE THE ELECTION.

gah.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

such power rests not in our hands.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

oh shut up, that's some pussy wack-ass shit morbs. srsly i don't understand why you get up in the morning if life is so fucking bad.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

i think i like his wife

mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

If I thought living in a dying militaristic infotainment republic creeping toward fascism was all there was to life, no, I wouldn't get up.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

WELL PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE SOME EFFORT TO MAKE THINGS BETTER. BY, I DUNNO, HELPING EDUCATE YOUR FELLOW VOTING CITIZENS BEFORE AN ELECTION?

i mean sheesh, i probably wouldn't have voted for spitzer if i knew about that stuff, and i know lots of people that wouldn't, too. that crybaby i'm-so-helpless-against-the-powers-that-be shit really, really irks me.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

OK. I just remember being depressed by what I read about him (in Nat Hentoff's column?) a year or more ago, so I really wasn't re-primed to seek out the smoking guns.

But again, these issues would never have moved a huge number of Hillary Dems against him, so why be upset? He was the Anointed One and it's just realistic to accept him as such. (I don't cast these Green votes out of vestigial adolescent pique, but because I can't stomach how these candidates betray the Constitution, the truth as I understand it, etc.)

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

But again, these issues would never have moved a huge number of Hillary Dems against him, so why be upset?

i'm not upset, i voted for him! it's just you sound like a sore loser. think pujols after game 1 of the nlcs. it ain't flattering.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/story/470619p-396093c.html

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 20 November 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

So someone explain this scandal. Or whatever it is.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

I don't really understand it myself... something about him spying on a fellow politician...

The Brainwasher, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

an overview. what it is is the fastest collapse of a reputation ever. over stupid political bullshit, too. the only bright spot for spitzer is that it's early in his term. major black eye, though.

tipsy mothra, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

way to go, Mr. Clean, making a gangster like Joe Bruno look oppressed.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

Ned, this is called schadenfreude rearing its beautiful head on a guy whose line of bullshit ran out long ago.

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

So is your post called "Dandy Don Weiner humping the air"?

David R., Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

gimme a break. he leaned on frank bruno. BRUNO. one of the biggest operators ever to come out of the NY state house in modern history. the man whose reputation as money spigot, obstructionist, and general cog in the works is perhaps only exceed by sheldon f*cking silver. if spitzer could get some dirt on that guy, GOOD. also note the fact that the report into the investigation concludes that "no laws were broken". i'm shocked, shocked that politics is going on here.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

(Joe Bruno)

but TH, perception is all, and you see how this is being spun in the media.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno, do you really think this scandal has legs? It's pretty impossible for most folks to follow. It undercuts Spitzer's cred momentarily, but long-term...?

Martin Van Burne, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

i love how no matter what happens ny state politics will always be 100% impossible to understand

jhøshea, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

Dave, if I could title my post your suggestion would be considered a strong contender.

And hilarious that we are now trotting out "no laws were broken" as the new standard. Oh wait, Al Gore invented that one back when he was shaking down the Buddists or something. It amuses me that pols have to codify ethics.

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

haha it would be awesome if frank bruno were in the NY state legislature. talk about a bruiser.

don that line about al gore and the buddhists is older and faker than your grandma's tits. i respect your thinking about a lot of things but then you come out with this pure cant i am just amazed. go on, read for yourself about al gore and that buddhist temple. not the pundits - what actually happened. see if you find yourself outraged.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

"when you come out with this pure cant..."

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

i.e. putting the word "invented" right after the name "al gore" - oh, how that sequence of words speaks to something deep in heart of the modern conservative spinner! the thrilling thrum of successful slime, like an evensong, a ritual to remind us of our faith!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

It's called yanking your chain, Tracer. Don't worry, I've memorized everything Bob Somberby wrote about his friend Al Gore and I know there was no controlling authority with regard to fundraising and all that mean talk about Al Gore inventing shit. Easy tiger!

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

I mean really, what I'd like to know is if you think that "no laws were broken" makes this whole thing political and unrelated to ethics.

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

wait, don, i thought this was just joeks

gabbneb, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

well people here are like "ooh he's tainted now" but christ almighty do people really expect a brand-new governor of new york state with a rep for getting things done to take on bruno and silver with absolutely no leverage??? i mean, i appreciate that politics is a bloodsport. which explains why people (like you) continue to insinuate things they know aren't even true, because they know it furthers their own agenda (or think it does, which isn't quite the same thing at all). which is why i'm not surprised, and even sort of admiring, of spitzer sockin it to bruno like that. it's about time somebody tried to get some leverage on the guy. if it's available info, why not? NB i am not suggesting that JOURNALISTS do this. journalists should cover leaks and reports with an eye to what leverage is trying to be gained and why. in the nytimes report, for instance, it would help if we got more of a flavour of the obvious tit-for-tat going on here.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

I don't see what the big deal is

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

two of spitzer's staffers pieced together records of bruno's use of taxpayer-funded police escorts and aircraft. the acting superintendent of the state police appears to have personally fulfilled a freedom of information request himself. RESIGN SPITZER

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

oh also spitzer's dad loaned him a bunch of money when he was running for governor. WHERE THERE'S SMOKE THERE'S FIRE

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

And for the record, it's nothing like your phone number showing up in a hooker's little black book.

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

haha don i don't even know what you're talking about

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/congress/members/photos/228/V000127.jpg

Lots of smoke in this guy's world.

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

nope, still nothin

is whatever you're talking about all over cable news or something?

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

I present you a bastion of conservative ideals, Senator David Vitter.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/09/AR2007070902030_pf.html

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

yeah see I don't get it - I would assume that an elected officials use of funds, travel records, etc. is public information...?

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

the problem is that for a guy like spitzer to be falling back on "no laws were broken" hurts him. fair or not (and i kinda think it's fair, really), when your reputation is mr. clean-it-up, you're going to be held to a higher standard than old-time backroom fixers like bruno and silver. the appearance of using state police as part of a political vendetta is just skeezy, no matter how valid the vendetta itself may be. spitzer playing hardball with the legislature is all well and good -- and welcome, as far as i'm concerned. bbut boy you better know where the lines are.

still he can probably count it as a rookie mistake, and there's a good chance no one will remember it in a year.

tipsy mothra, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

gypsy OTM.

Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/08/22/stone-ends-work-for-senate-republicans/

gabbneb, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

whoops - http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2007/08/roger_stones_alibi_no_frostnix.html

gabbneb, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

well, hookers will stick to him more than being "one of the chief architects of New York’s version of the PATRIOT Act."

Dr Morbius, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

he is such a disaster.

The Brainwasher, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

Sticky hookers, eh?

Michael White, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

What did Don know and when did he know it?

gabbneb, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

srsly

And for the record, it's nothing like your phone number showing up in a hooker's little black book.

-- Dandy Nostradonmus Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:23 (7 months ago) Link

m bison, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

ooooooooooooh

Dr Morbius, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

Oh Spitzpaws.

Eazy, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

i think we should have two threads about this going at once

J0rdan S., Monday, 10 March 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

Do I have to defriend him on facebook now?

gabbneb, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

What will Northern State do about that lemonade spritzer line? I understand Wolf Blitzer is available.

gabbneb, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

haha oh dear.

tipsy mothra, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

rough month for tipsy between this and No Country's Oscars.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

now all i need is some major injury in red sox spring training.

tipsy mothra, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

you mean like Beckett leaving his start w/out throwing a pitch? :D

Dr Morbius, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

:(

tipsy mothra, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

fallout from bruno hijinx
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/25/nyregion/25ethics.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin

velko, Friday, 25 July 2008 03:32 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

Obama/Spitzer '12!

― C0L1N B3CK3TT

buzza, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

Bump because he's had hookers in his thread title for long enough

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)

http://i.timeinc.net/time/personoftheyear/2002/images/poyspitzer_389x281.jpg

nbd just waiting for a hooker

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 12 July 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)

watched Client 9, it's good

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)

Him and Schumer are NY's nu-gods.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Friday, October 22, 2004

This didn't work out so well.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)


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