Your Fucking Holloween Costume

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what the fuck is it?

mine is fucking woody allen. I've been growing my fucking hair out for months!

my girlfriend is fucking diane keaton.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Still trying to decide on Fat Elvis or Iceman from Top Gun.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004WMZW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― peter smith (plsmith), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

complete with correct-font lettering on front and back. think i can find a hat like this at a costume store somewhere?

― peter smith (plsmith), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing exciting: Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction (only because a friend is insistent on going as Mia Wallace, and needs someone to, you know... 'take care of her'.)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Take care of her? *points finger at head*

― robster (robster), Friday, 22 October 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I be going as a pirate. Arrrrrrrrrrrr.

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Stepford Wife :)

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.magicdragon.com/Wallace/prisoner.gif

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

That means one of your other friends is going to wear a giant blobby bubble and chase you around, I hope.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

my girlfriend is fucking diane keaton

Well then go and join her!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that would be my girlfriend, for at least one of the parties we're going to. Otherwise she's going to be Ragged Robin from the Invisibles.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Awesome.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Persephone, Queen of the Underworld, purple robe and some pommegranites. (This is mainly because I fancied being a goddess, but needed to make it fit in with the scary theme needed for English Halloween. I am not really a classics ponce.)

― Anna (Anna), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

diane keaton looks like fuckin skelator these days.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Peter Smith, you stole my idea!

Actually i had this idea a year ago. All i need is to find a good corkscrew wig and I'll be in...

― Adam Bruneau (oliver8bit), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.constitution.org/img/lincoln-.gif

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

what about gay-braham lincoln?
http://www.electricsix.com/images/video_02.jpg

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm thinking the official ILX Halloween costume really should be:
http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Features/Activities/famf108costume_pizza.gif + http://www.survivaltrainingohio.com/catalog/AXE.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm thinking of something in this vein:

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics4/bm/bm11.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 23 October 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Jack & the Beanstalk. I'm covered in plastic vine leaves with an (Bert &)Ernie doll pinned to my shoulder.

― Captain Obvious, Saturday, 23 October 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/nixon.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 24 October 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

In spite of the body hair thing, I'm considering Sporty Spice. Is she in?

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Sunday, 24 October 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M DRESSING UP LIKE A ROCK CRITIC FOR HALLOWEEN.

YOU KNOW: FAT, BALD, PALE SKIN, LOTS OF BACK HAIR, THICK GLASSES ...

― doogie, Sunday, 24 October 2004 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

couple of years ago i was going to be the cover of "transilvanian darkness," but i couldn't find a sufficiently 'kvlt' candelabra. last year i was manos. this year i dunno.

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Sunday, 24 October 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I really wish I could find this in the UK.
http://www.badplanet.com/bpimages/111.jpg

― Cathy (Cathy), Sunday, 24 October 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I say body hair? I meant my hair's too short to pull back into a ponytail.

Also, I have a hairy back.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Sunday, 24 October 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thestranger.com/current/special10.jpg

It had to be done.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna be JFK.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna die like JFK. You know, on a sunny day.

Otherwise she's going to be Ragged Robin from the Invisibles.

http://www.rzero.com/books/Invisibles-b.jpg

How does she plan to get her hair to do that?

― Hank Tenbeer (kenan), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I meant I wanna be JFK for Halloween, that is.
Why would you wanna be assasinated?

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Good god, Pleas.Plains!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just ASKING.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

How does she plan to get her hair to do that?

Um, lots of hair spray? Or maybe I'll have to carry around a fan. (Surely she's supposed to be standing in the wind in that picture!)

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

simple leather straps attached to the box would enable the wearer of the Abu Ghraib costume to hop down the street while trick or treating.

― (Jon L), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thestranger.com/current/special.html

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

on the topic of JFK costumes, my roommate is going as JFK with his girlfriend as Jackie O.

I am going as a raccoon.

― scout (scout), Friday, 29 October 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ezfcn

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 29 October 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ezfj8

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 29 October 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ezfk0

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 29 October 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ezfnl

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 29 October 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ezfow

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 29 October 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ezfpt

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 29 October 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ezfqa

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 29 October 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ezfr5

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 29 October 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ezfrp

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 29 October 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/ezfvk

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 29 October 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://tinypic.com/ezkvk

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 29 October 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

That last one makes me think that you're photoshopping these, jay.

No, I know you're not. These fire hazards are too vivid in my childhood memories.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 29 October 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2004-10/14803803.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 October 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i always wanted one of those crappy plastic apron + mask costumes. damn my parents for giving me 'nice' costumes every year.

don't know if any of the stuff i'm doing this weekend requires costumes, sadly. still a little confused by the UK's 'must be scary' rule, have broken it for the last 3 years, though. guess i could be george W or something-- that's pretty scary, i figure. (would need a mask. maybe a monkey mask plus a suit? hmm. need to work on this)

― colette (a2lette), Friday, 29 October 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to want one of those plastic ones also, but then my mom would make me fab stuff instead. What is with that 'must be scary' rule? Mark just told me of this UK conception last night, and I was kind of surprised. I mean, maybe my costume is scary if you find robotic wives scary, but uh, most of the best halloween costumes I've seen or heard of were totally not frightening.

I could always go as a zombie, I guess.

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

you are all wrong

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

adam is going as "the smell of lunch"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend is having a "lawmakers/lawbreakers" theme party cause she's just moved to Dalston. (Yes, she's only lived there a few weeks and already been robbed.)

So I told her I was going to go as "Pete Doherty's Drug Habit".

Now how I can do this?

The obvious answer would be PULL A RUNNER AND DON'T TURN UP AT ALL, but I kinda don't want to miss the party. Oh dear.

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Saturday, 30 October 2004 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Just look like awful depraved complete hell.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 30 October 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

With a sticker on your shirt (?) saying "Hello, my name is Pete Doherty's Drug Habit"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 30 October 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Errr... then my friends will tell me "Kate, this was supposed to be a costume party!"

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Saturday, 30 October 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

(I was thinking of painting a giant crack down the middle of my shirt or something. Or wearing plumbers pants for that CRACK effect...)

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Saturday, 30 October 2004 11:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder how many Elvises there'll be at the Famous Dead People themed party I'm going to tonite? I have just had a phone call from Johnney B who is also going and he says that he is going to don a skeleton costume and tell each person he speaks to that he's a different dead person...

I'm going as Davy Crockett for the simple and only reason that I own a Davy Crockett hat (bought @ the Alamo, natch).

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 30 October 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, Spencer's Pizza with en Axe reference just totally cracked me up, because that's pretty much how I always pictured it. One of these days I really need to tell my friend Cat that her weird little nephew's idea is world famous.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 30 October 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM MOMUSFOR HALLOWEEN

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Puggin' ain't easy!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 31 October 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hawksong.com/~kingchiron/puggin_1.jpg

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 31 October 2004 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure it is.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 October 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

what should I make with 8 pieces of black posterboard?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 31 October 2004 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, so there were actually no Elvises at the party, to my surprise. Pics to follow!

― MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 31 October 2004 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

From last night...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/wewink.jpg

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 31 October 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/redhalcyon/sydneybristow.txt

This pic is horrible.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/halloween.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/ALAN.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow!

― Cathy (Cathy), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it good?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It's brilliant!

― Cathy (Cathy), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, man.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 31 October 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I was Borat Sagdiyev (from Ali G if you don't know) and I must say it was pretty good, until the joke got old. Dammit I wish I took a picture.

― Richard K (Richard K), Sunday, 31 October 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

MORE PIX PLEASE. I want to see you all sexy bitches in costume.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 31 October 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

As you wish.

http://www.madolan.com/halloween/bondshot.jpg

ihttp://www.madolan.com/halloween/No2.jpg

http://www.madolan.com/halloween/sillycouple.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 31 October 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.madolan.com/halloween/menaceprisoner.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 31 October 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i went as blossom!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 1 November 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is roxy? She looks kinda like Dave Foley.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Monday, 1 November 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

this is myslef on halloween's eve, here in arctic canada preparing for great pagan hunt celebrating the before the christians corrupted the pagan day of dead and evil. this is no costume i look like this all 24/7 of your christianized calendar.

hail CANADIAN WEREWOLF TRUE PITCH BLACK METAL!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/VasDjifrens.jpg

― Vas Djifrens, Monday, 1 November 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

aaaron

http://www.bfi.org.uk/features/tv/100/images/titlepics/38.jpg
http://www.scribeweekly.com/partridge.jpg
http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~palindrome/Alan/face.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.setel.com/~ccprek/pics/meandduffman.jpg
Me My brother OH YEAH!

― Dale Panopticalis (cprek), Monday, 1 November 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Sigh. I'm still stuck for my costume idea.

― Two-Headed Zombie With No Face (kate), Monday, 1 November 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Bit late innit?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 1 November 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

No, the party is on Saturday. OK, it's a housewarming rather than a Halloween, but it's still a costume party.

My actual Halloween was rub beyond rub and sad beyond sad, I would have slit my wrists but I didn't have the money to buy razor blades.

― Two-Headed Zombie With No Face (kate), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Ron Jeremy

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/ron.jpg

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/fm1s9

you'll always find me dressed as Davey Crockett in the kitchen at parties.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://tinypic.com/fm1s9

shit, where did that other pic come from??? Tinypic's fucking up!

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

this is so weird. does anyone know of a reliable place to host my pics??? I've never had problems with tinypic before....

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ok,

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

There's something wrong with this thread. Whenever I click "later", something weird happens.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ever time I refresh this page a different pic comes up none of which are mine! I'm emailing tinypic to complain...this kind of thing always happens when I'm in a rush.

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

so you reckon it's a problem with ILX rather than Tinypic then, Tuomas?

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I can see your photos, markh.

proof: I think you look insane.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

but it was halloween, I suppose.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

so you reckon it's a problem with ILX rather than Tinypic then, Tuomas?

There's something deeply wrong with this thread... I can see your pic, but if I click "later" or "submit", all sorts of weird pictures appear.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 1 November 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it really that bad a pic??

&$60;fishing for compliments>

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Goddammit.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah ken, she already told me. I've never seen "I'm Alan Partridge" though...

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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