"In Britain, America-bashing is so bad that I fear for my safety"

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I just got forwarded this article, supposedly from the Guardian although I don't have a link:

In Britain, America-bashing is so bad that I fear for my safety
Carol Gould
The Guardian

Something remarkable has been happening to me in the past 19 days. Wherever I go, no one launches abuse at me. When I open my mouth to speak, I am received with civility and the occasional "Have a good one". I am not attacked or intimidated. Where have I been visiting for the past two and a half weeks? Philadelphia. And where do I live? London.
Here is a scenario from my adopted hometown: a month ago, I was travelling on a double-decker bus. A well-dressed woman boarded with her son, respectable in his school uniform. Ahead of her was an elderly American woman, who said, "I beg your pardon, I didn't mean to bang into you." This prompted a tirade from the Englishwoman - let's call her Lady E. "I rejoice every time I hear of another American soldier dying! You people are destroying the world".
The American - let's call her Mrs A - fought back: "I personally am not destroying the world." This only provoked Lady E more, and she screamed into the American's face: "I wish every one of you would leave this country and not set foot in it ever again." Mrs A began crying. "Thank you for ruining my trip." Lady E lunged at the American and began to shake her. I jumped up and shouted for the driver to stop and for her to leave the woman alone, prompting Lady E to come over and grab me. "Another bloody American! You are scum." Thankfully, the woman next to me pushed her away. I left the bus. Mrs A sat sobbing.
Did I imagine this? No. Was the Englishwoman a crazy? No.
I don't like what is happening in Britain, and am dismayed at the level at which anti-Americanism has peaked in recent months. Does anyone say "George Bush" or "Donald Rumsfeld" or "Dick Cheney" when they fly into these tirades? No. In fact, the visceral, in-your-face America-hatred goes back long before the days of the Bush regime.
When Bill Clinton was president, I attended a human-rights conference at my local synagogue in St John's Wood. During the tea break, I asked a man at one of the booths for a leaflet. He heard my accent and launched into a red-faced screeching session about the evils of American empire and of the "nazism" and "fascism" promulgated by the US. A black man came over and began shouting about America having "invented slavery" and a delicate elderly lady joined the fray to bellow about the Zionists running America and the "genocides" perpetrated by Americans since the days of William Penn. I wondered why I had ventured out on a Sunday to be with like-minded people concerned about human rights, only to be reduced to a gibbering jelly as an ugly, strident crowd grew around me.
I have lived in Europe for all of my adult life, and from the day I arrived I have been aware not only of an oft-blatant anti-semitism but also a resentment of Americans among colleagues, teachers, my social circle and neighbours. What is significant about this rage is that it emanates not from the great unwashed but from the educated and intellectual classes.
We all know about the academic boycotts of Israeli scholars. We all know about poor Philip Lader, the former US ambassador, who was reduced to tears on Question Time as David Dimbleby dispassionately watched a studio audience stomping its feet and shouting anti- American epithets two days after 9/11. I cannot conduct business or even take a taxi ride in Britain without a scathing tirade about the scurrilous Yanks. The day after 9/11, a minicab driver informed me that the "yellow Americans" on the four hijacked planes were typical of the way "the Yanks do battle - they chicken out and let the Brits do the dirty work".
As far as the Guardian-reading classes are concerned, my hunch is that the relentless America-bashing in the European media, combined with the abundance of criticism of Israel, has created an atmosphere of hostility that makes me fearful for my safety in my beloved adopted country.
We have Islamic extremists in Britain holding "festivals" to celebrate the "magnificent 19 of September 11". And last November, when George Bush visited the UK and London's mayor, Ken Livingstone, boycotted the state banquet, ordinary folk gathered in Trafalgar Square to burn and stomp on the Stars and Stripes.
I hesitate to blame the media. But I have stopped going to meetings of my trade union, the National Union of Journalists, because I cannot listen to incessant vitriol about the crimes of my native country. Yes, there is much to worry about in present US policy, but how many American trade unions spend hours devising resolutions to censure their most trusted and valued ally? How many Americans invite expat Brits to their dinner table only to abuse and intimidate them? Friends tell me that the US is one giant fundamentalist-Christian nation of Bible-bashers. Otherwise enlightened colleagues tell me that the US "threatens the world far more than Bin Laden".
Where will it all end? I know many expat Americans - including non-Jews - who have received dressing-downs at social and professional gatherings. The standard reprimand contains the list of American misdemeanors: the Project for the New American Century taking over the world's governments; Wolfowitz, Perle and other "Zionists" bullying the Bush and Blair governments into war with Iraq; and American Jews running the world's media, banks and industries.
Here is what I perceive as the explanation: Europe has always been a seething hotbed of anti-semitism. England, sadly, has the distinction of being the very first country to expel its Jews and initiate the blood libel. The Jews were not allowed back into England until the time of Cromwell, and feel to this day that they worship by the grace of the sovereign. It is impossible to convey to Americans inside the US, or to American Jews, the open loathing of both groups that dominates daily life outside the US today.
I am aware that many Americans are leaving their homes abroad and returning home after decades in Europe because they can no longer endure the daily abuse. Anti-Americanism is not a result of Abu Ghraib or of a Rumsfeldian pronouncement. It is a disturbing and hurtful form of psychosis that is rapidly eroding the all-important special relationship.
I do not yet fear for my life in St John's Wood, but it sure is heaven strolling around the artists' studios at the Torpedo factory in Alexandria, Virginia and being greeted as me, not as a bloody American or an accursed Jew.
* Carol Gould is a playwright and journalist. This is an extract from a longer article which appeared first on frontpagemag.com Guardian

This seems pretty incredulous to me in many ways. My wife emailed it to me in disbelief, as she is American and has never encountered anything like this here.

I am also confused by the anti-semitism that is supposedly rife in Britain.

Any thoughts? Any American ilxors being persecuted??

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"American makes racist remarks about Britain and Europe and wonders why people make racist remarks about her" shock horror youth cult probe.

I failed to see the word "Palestine" mentioned in her article.

Marcello Carlin, Friday, 22 October 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

My wife never had any trouble like this when we were in London, but she (apparently, I couldn't tell) adopted a British-style accent fairly soon after being there. Every ime we go back, she gets a lot of stares every time she opens her mouth, but no abuse.

Sadly, none of this article surprises me. It is depressing.

adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,1328663,00.html

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I made a point of spitting at Colette when I was down in London last month.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

rejoice, another bullshit puff piece from the guardian

debden, Friday, 22 October 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i find this really odd. whenever i go to england (or anywhere in europe) i am always mistaken for american - i think most canadians are. and i've never had a problem.

the scene in the bus the writer describes seems odd - i just can't imagine english people speaking to strangers on a bus or train let alone shouting at them. i dont think i've ever seen strangers speak on the public transport except to say "excuse me". any londoners ever seen anything like this???

Anthony (Plato Guy), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/letters/story/0,,1329763,00.html

adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

The Grauniad frequently comes across like the newsletter of the Ariel Sharon Fan Club. Maybe they should get Conrad Black in as editor.

Marcello Carlin, Friday, 22 October 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

U.S. out of North America!!!!

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I've only ever once been physically threatened in any way for having an American accent - and that was by a drunken cunt at the ICA who took exception to my asking him to leave a member of our party alone (after she had repeatedly told him she wasn't interested). So I kind of think the threatened violence had little to do with my (perceived) nationality...

Yeah, you get the occasional spot of bother, but in general, it seems to be displaced anger about something else, and "American" is the easiest insult that comes to mind.

Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I read this article when it was printed. Basically, I think the writer made it up in order to further her political agenda.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcello OTM re: Palestine.

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a section of an email from a delegate at the conference I'm organising next year telling me her suspected reason for some glitchy problems she encountered on an online hotel booking system:

As I think about the number of errors that have occurred in attempting to arrange for accommodations in just the past two days, I'm wondering more and more if there are perhaps one or more individuals in the G14sgow Tourist organization that may have ulterior motives in causing 'contrived confusion' (US 'backlash' re world affairs?) for me as a US citizen. If that is so, it will most probably continue in unusual -if muted, perhaps anonymous, yet vexing and troublesome ways re future financial problems that can, for instance, result in time-consuming V1SA card problems that will need to be unravelled. I am trying to be realistic about such occurrences and the possibility of them continuing and perhaps even escalating while in Scotland.

Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

What is significant about this rage is that it emanates not from the great unwashed but from the educated and intellectual classes.

this is more like it, ime. i have a couple of friends who did graduate work there - it's fashionable in some circles. usually if the academic types dare to visit the us, they change their minds or at least refine their opinion somewhat.

bob nope (bobnope), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Americans in being totally paranoid shocker. Sigh.

It's when they start pulling that paranoid schtick and swing from being totally surprised that the world doesn't fall at their feet for being American to being raging paranoiacs that I want to pat them on the head and tell them "Next time, stay in Ohio. Really. It will be better in the long run."

Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Sadly, none of this article surprises me. It is depressing.

Adam, does it surprise you because you think Britian is anti-semitic and anti-American, or because those accusations are too frequently made based on very little?

x-post, that's pretty funny, Madchen.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 22 October 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I read this article when it was printed. Basically, I think the writer made it up in order to further her political agenda.

The incident on the bus certainly sounded made up.

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot to pack a lunch today. DAMN YOU SCOTS!

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The great thing about being Ethiopian-American is that no one, anywhere, can get mad at me for anything. Maybe Eritreans, sometimes, but I ain't never scared.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The only time I've ever felt on the end of some sort of random anti-American tear while overseas was in New Zealand (not any of the good people here, I should hastily note!), and while I understood the need to vent I calmly but forcefully pointed out that I didn't equal the administration and left it at that.

xpost Now you see, Nabisco, one of my coworkers IS Eritrean, should I introduce you?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, does it surprise you because you think Britian is anti-semitic and anti-American, or because those accusations are too frequently made based on very little?

I think that a great deal of English people are kind of passively anti-American. I never encountered very much anti-semitism.

adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

the person on the bus sounds like a loony, i'd hardly mistake one loony on a bus for the opinions of the whole country...

...but then again, maybe that's why i'm not writing op ed pieces...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

In my experience English people are only anti-American in the same way as they are anti-French, i.e. mostly tongue-in-cheek, at least that's how I choose to see it, maybe I'm missing the sinister undertones or something.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

What's interesting in the letters link that adam posted is the mention of the rabid anti-European hate going on in the U.S. at the start of the war, especially toward the French. Traditional English speaking francophobia rationalized by hypocrites.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh, I bet that Mrs. A was actually doing something TOTALLY unforgivably touristy like standing like a great gawping idiot at the bottom of the stairs shouting "OH MY LORD, BEULAH, THEY'VE GOT STAIRS IN THE BUSSES HERE!!!" while Mrs. E and other commuters were desperately trying to get on the bus, and that was what provoked the "random" anti-American outburst.

Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

is there really that much anti-semitism in london (other than when chelsea play tottenham)? not being jewish i wouldn't know directly, but none of my jewish friends have ever said anything. i'd genuinely like to know what people think about that.

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

No

adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

hehe. the only thing londoners unite over, HATRED OF TOURISTS ON BUSSES ;)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Like I said, I have never experienced any direct anti-semitism despite having lived in London most of my life. I don't think calling Spurs "the yids" or stuff like that really counts, but I am kind of anti-PC myself, so maybe others feel differently. My local synagogue would usually have its windows broken at least once a year, but the way everyone kind of treated this as somewhat routine was kind of strange and funny, in a way.

adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate, as an American you have absolutely no excuse for not knowing that ain't noboby called Beulah no more.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
Book Ten: 1812. Chapter VI

Among the innumerable categories applicable to the phenomena of human life one may discriminate between those in which substance prevails and those in which form prevails. To the latter- as distinguished from village, country, provincial, or even Moscow life- we may allot Petersburg life, and especially the life of its salons. That life of the salons is unchanging. Since the year 1805 we had made peace and had again quarreled with Bonaparte and had made constitutions and unmade them again, but the salons of Anna Pavlovna Helene remained just as they had been- the one seven and the other five years before. At Anna Pavlovna's they talked with perplexity of Bonaparte's successes just as before and saw in them and in the subservience shown to him by the European sovereigns a malicious conspiracy, the sole object of which was to cause unpleasantness and anxiety to the court circle of which Anna Pavlovna was the representative. And in Helene's salon, which Rumyantsev himself honored with his visits, regarding Helene as a remarkably intelligent woman, they talked with the same ecstasy in 1812 as in 1808 of the "great nation" and the "great man," and regretted our rupture with France, a rupture which, according to them, ought to be promptly terminated by peace.

Of late, since the Emperor's return from the army, there had been some excitement in these conflicting salon circles and some demonstrations of hostility to one another, but each camp retained its own tendency. In Anna Pavlovna's circle only those Frenchmen were admitted who were deep-rooted legitimists, and patriotic views were expressed to the effect that one ought not to go to the French theater and that to maintain the French troupe was costing the government as much as a whole army corps. The progress of the war was eagerly followed, and only the reports most flattering to our army were circulated. In the French circle of Helene and Rumyantsev the reports of the cruelty of the enemy and of the war were contradicted and all Napoleon's attempts at conciliation were discussed. In that circle they discountenanced those who advised hurried preparations for a removal to Kazan of the court and the girls' educational establishments under the patronage of the Dowager Empress. In Helene's circle the war in general was regarded as a series of formal demonstrations which would very soon end in peace, and the view prevailed expressed by Bilibin- who now in Petersburg was quite at home in Helene's house, which every clever man was obliged to visit- that not by gunpowder but by those who invented it would matters be settled. In that circle the Moscow enthusiasm- news of which had reached Petersburg simultaneously with the Emperor's return- was ridiculed sarcastically and very cleverly, though with much caution.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

the person on the bus sounds like a loony, i'd hardly mistake one loony on a bus for the opinions of the whole country...

She seems quite certain that the woman wasn't A Crazy, though. Because y'know, she was just shaking a crying old woman screaming 'you feelthy amereekens are scum!'.

Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Nabisco, I'm not a *real* American, and as a matter of fact, I *did* actually used to know someone named Beulah. So there!

Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

We all know about poor Philip Lader, the former US ambassador, who was reduced to tears on Question Time as David Dimbleby dispassionately watched a studio audience stomping its feet and shouting anti- American epithets two days after 9/11.

Is should at least be possible to check the veracity of this statement. Did this actually happen?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps I'm just more sensitive to them because they're my countrymen, and I have seen foreigners do odd and occasionally stupid things here in the U.S., but I do feel that American tourists are more conspicuously ignorant about countries they visit than most tourists. They're not meaner or ruder, mind you, just dumber as a rule. This is not meant to be anything more than a statement of my personal prejudice though it is based on my observations.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Most British tourists in San Francisco are excruciating!

adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw this piece linked from andrew sullivan's blog a week or so ago, so last night when i went for a brick lane indian w. [legendary ilXer who no longer posts: name redacted], who is fr.athens georgia [oops i mean: hometown redacted] and has, well, quite a loud voice and has been living in east london for some months - and asked him if he had had ANY trouble of this kind, and he said, no, none whatever

haha but before he came to london he did get harassed by a 10-yr-old french kid in the pompidou centre who said "shut up you american w.your loud voice- you NEVER STOP TALKING"

mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Front Page Rag is a right-wing website.

x-post: Michael, I wouldn't doubt that, but what bothers me is when someone automatically assumes that every American 'tourist' is that way.

k3rry (dymaxia), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard [the ILXer that you are talking about] had "a surprisingly high effeminate voice".

xpost

adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

haha but before he came to london he did get harassed by a 10-yr-old french kid in the pompidou centre who said "shut up you american w.your loud voice- you NEVER STOP TALKING"

i would love to have witnessed this

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

NO COMMENT OBV!

mark s (mark s), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I am intrigued by this tale.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

re Question Time: It kind of happened. I don't think the ambassador cried, nor was the offending events of the 'feet stomping, chanting' variety. The questions were percieved to be anti-american - they were saying that the events were the result of US foreign policy etc. and Greg Dyke apologised. I don't think he should have, it's a debate show - the BBC suggested that perhaps the audience were unbalanced (not in the sense of our friend on the bus, of course). Even given all that, if the UK was antisemitic, why were there thousands of complaints about the tone of the show, why did Greg Dyke apologise?

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I read this when it came out and was kind of like, "whuh?" as it doesn't represent my experience. I'm not Jewish and can't comment on the writer's encounters with anti-semitism, but in her perception that and anti-americanism seem integrally tied in a way that I've not thought of before. I agree with adam's description of any anti-americanism as passive...when I first lived here (I was 17 and in Oxford) I encountered "uck, AMERICANS" contempt almost every day, so much so that I tried to blend in as much as possible, which was the right move at the time...although I've never knowingly altered my accent, nor will I in future. If people were kindly disposed towards me (and this still happens sometimes) they would ask first if I was Canadian.

Now what mostly happens is that a subtle change comes over the faces of strangers who hear me speak (shopkeepers, people I've just been introduced to who don't know my nationality, etc). Anyone in this circumstance that I get into a conversation with is polite and may or may not test out my political views--seems to me that they are aware that since I'm over here, I must want to be over here, and that must be a point in my favor, or something. It probably helps that I'm a reserved person with a quiet speaking voice who hates confrontation, i.e. unlike the 'typical' american persona and more like the British (if I can generalize so broadly). (many xposts!)

sgs (sgs), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I had to beat suzy last night because her suster voted for bush, however as I am a fine upstanding englishman I used a rod no thicker than one inch.

Ed (dali), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Question Time critics of US enrage viewers;Muslims in Britain;Terror in America
TIMES (LONDON, UK) , Saturday , September 15, 2001

Helen Rumbelow

MANY BBC viewers yesterday called for an apology to be made to Philip Lader, a former American Ambassador, who was the target of vociferous attacks from a heated Question Time audience.


The special edition of the programme provoked a strong protest about a vocal minority of British Muslims in the audience, who dominated the debate with strong criticisms of America's desire to retaliate. Complaints about the programme's content ran into several hundreds, while viewing figures were a record 5 1/2 million, more than double the usual viewing audience.

Mr Lader, who is now an adviser to Morgan Stanley Dean Witter, the banking firm heavily affected by the attack on the World Trade Centre, was the focus of much of the anger of the live studio audience. The BBC denied yesterday that the audience had been weighted in favour of those with anti-American views. It advertised for Thursday night's audience on London radio and on its website and said that it vetted applicants to balance the numbers of Americans and British Muslims. The majority of the audience was non-Muslim.

"There was no weighting of the audience to be anti-American, but there were Muslims in the audience because we chose to put some in there," a spokesman said. "From some of the complaints you would think there had been a cheerleader for Osama bin Laden there. There absolutely was not. There is no denying it was a controversial programme, but not one person from the audience or panel expressed any support for what the terrorists did."

Many viewers were shocked by the hostility of the audience to Mr Lader so soon after the attack. Some called for an apology to be made to him.

Gail Truchard, of London, was typical of scores of viewers who wrote to the show's website. She said: "I'm absolutely ashamed. Apologies should be extended to Philip Lader as representative of his countrymen and women for what he was subjected to tonight."

Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(Band name alert: "Beat Suzy")

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i've never gotten a single comment or stare but I'm hardly loud or have some drawling easily identifiable accent. We were even in Paris when the US invaded Iraq and never once were personally threatened. We had some conversations with people about the US government but you know, Europeans and the English seem to be generally smart enough to divorce the people from their government in most cases.

kyle (akmonday), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never experienced anything more than stupid backhanded comments about Americans but that was at the start of the war. And my standard response was "RULE BRITANNIA!" and that usually ended the discussion.

Most of the time I meet people, they usually play the safe card by assuming I'm Canadian, but then they want to know why I left the U.S. to come to London, which they tend to regard with disdain. I even had a cute boy follow me around the pet shop just to hear my accent.

I have never experienced any kind of anti-Americanism in the European countries I've visited -- in fact, the nicest people were in Paris.

Not being Jewish though I'm not sure about all the anti-Semitism. My best friend is Jewish ("Some of my best friends are ______") so I tend to be very sensitive to anti-semetic comments in the same way I'm very sensitive to homophobic comments.

Catty (Catty), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

o god that crazy lady on airplace freaks out over arabs story has been mocked and rebutted all over the place

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe this has been run by the Guardian in a pathetic attempt to appear balanced in the wake of all that Clark County nonsense.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

What is wrong with The Guardian?

adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a rhetorical question?

Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Non-tourist Americans in America are just as annoying.

So we're better abroad? Explain, please.

I should said that they/we CAN be just as (and more) annoying.

A couple weeks ago: I'm picking up dinner from neighborhood restaurant. Large vehicle with "W '04" and "Support our President and Troops" stickers dumps off a bunch of middle-aged whites. They enter the restaurant, look around, become visibly nervous. I'm assuming it was because they saw a lot of black people (myself and one waiter were the only exceptions). Hostess walks up to them, asks if they'd like to be seated. The whole group leaves without responding. (This was less than one mile outside of Detroit. These people actually seemed stunned to be in "that kind" of situation.)

Andy K (Andy K), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Er, what I really should've said: Americans are better inside their homes.

Andy K (Andy K), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(I know I am, at least, and I don't have anything US-flag-related)

Andy K (Andy K), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Personally, I find this rather charming. I hate it when I have a visitor who seems completely oblivious to the fact that they are somewhere new and/or just complain about everything.

-- adam. (adamr...), October 22nd, 2004.

I agree with Adam. I like it when people note the differences, it makes me think they're excited. It doesn't ALWAYS mean total ignorance.

battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Well they're assholes. And I assumed they missed out on a good meal. What did you get?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, xpost to Andy, obv.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

BBQ seitan, brown rice, greens, corn muffin, pineapple upside-down cake.

Andy K (Andy K), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)


Ms Gould writes: "Europe has always been a seething hotbed of anti-semitism." She does not mention one diabolically clever way by which the Europeans attempt to conceal this. In the UK, a Jewish citizen (Mr Howard) has been allowed to serve as leader of the Conservative party and others (Messrs Mandelson and Miliband, for instance) are prominent in Labour's senior ranks. In France, the next presidential election will probably have M Sarkozy as the candidate of the right, and M Holland for the left. Each is Jewish. Ms Gould is to be congratulated for not allowing herself to be fooled.
Norman Birnbaum
Washington DC

Yes, and U.S. can't possibly be racist because we have black politicians.

("allowed")

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Aren't there a lot of stereotypes about the poor behavior of German and Australian tourists?

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, I shouldn't be picking on obviously stupid letters, but I am sort of interested in the anti-semitism or lack thereof in England.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee and adam,

I generally agree and I appreciate people who are curious and observant. It's just that my friend was shocked more than amused and while he didn't complain about everything many of his questions were tinged with an incredulity that anyone would do things differently than here in the U.S. Luckily my feisty Parisienne ex-wife liked him and he was very happy to have a local show him around.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Seems there's a happy medium to be found--I also find noticing the differences one of the continually nice reasons for living here and travelling in general. My mom once told me about how, while she was living in Germany in the '60's, her in-laws came to visit and they went touring around the country, continually exclaiming how everything was "just like Oklahoma!"

sgs (sgs), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

BBQ seitan, brown rice, greens, corn muffin, pineapple upside-down cake.

*cries in delight* This sounds marvellous.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

This woman is to jews as Calum is to animals.

(What a fucking cunt she is. Does anyone know her views about Ay-rabs and faggots and niggers?)

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Andy, was that a 'Soul Vegetarian' restaurant?

k3rry (dymaxia), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah Andy, what is the name of this place?

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Very strange article. I have never experienced any kind of anti-Americanism directed at me personally, although my good friend, who 'looks' more "American" (I guess) and frankly acts more American, experienced some of it, but usually it was as part of a casual debate.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

If it was vegetarian, maybe that was the reason they walked out.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

A Google image search on 'Carol Gould' renders this:

http://www.hayvanlaralemi.net/yazilar/image_kisa/159_koala.jpg

And now here is the news for koalas. A month ago, a koala was travelling on a double-decker bus. A well-dressed woman boarded with her son, respectable in his school uniform. Ahead of her was an elderly koala, who said, "I beg your pardon, I didn't mean to bang into you." This prompted a tirade from the woman. "I rejoice every time I hear of another koala dying! You koalas are destroying the world".
The koala fought back: "I personally am not destroying the world." This only provoked the woman more, and she screamed into the koala's face: "I wish every last koala of you would leave this country and not set foot in it ever again." The koala began crying. "Thank you for ruining my trip." The woman lunged at the koala and began to shake it. I jumped up and shouted for the driver to stop and for her to leave the woman alone, prompting the woman to come over and grab me. "Another bloody koala! You are scum."

In other news, an American missile today destroyed a wedding party in the rebel-held city of Falluja. Military spokesmen say the intended target of the surgical strike was an insurgent cell operating in the area. No koalas were injured.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It's funny that Momus should pop up. He is actually the only person I've ever come across who has argued the line that's OK to knock people of certain nationality for the evils of their government (without knowing how they voted).

Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

If it was vegetarian, maybe that was the reason they walked out.

They do serve fish. I'm certain these people were scared off by the diners and staff. The eyes said it all (I've seen that look many times before). And, despite their ignorance, I really don't think they walked into a place called Om expecting to get a mom-and-pop Ponderosa or Old Country Buffet.

Andy K (Andy K), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, Alba, I do think Iraqis who didn't agree with Saddam Hussein shouldn't have had their country invaded.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

No Iraqis should have had their county invaded, but I don't really see what that's got to do with it.

Fish is meat for fags.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tjsgingerbread.com/

adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

this woman is on crack. i just spent three weeks in britain and everybody was as nice as could be. i wanted to take everybody i met back home with me just to repay the hospitality. maybe they were making fun of me the whole time and i just didn't realize it?

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

We're good at that.

Alba (Alba), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Perfidious Albion!!

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

A month ago, an American soldier was travelling on a bus in Baghdad. An Iraqi boarded, respectable in muslim robes. The American soldier said, "I beg your pardon, I didn't mean to bang into you." This prompted a tirade from the Iraqi. "I rejoice every time I hear of another American soldier dying! You Americans are destroying this country". The soldier fought back: "I personally am not destroying your country." This only provoked the Iraqi more, and he screamed into the soldier's face: "I wish every last one of you would leave this country and not set foot in it ever again." The soldier began crying. "Thank you for ruining my invasion."

Momus (Momus), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

This article was such a big pile of wank that I am still writing to the specific comment editor, in a professional capacity.

I've only ever had debates about politics and America with British people in conversation - never in argument. Most people recognise, like I do, that most US politicians are well to the right of my political beliefs so don't blame me for them. I do fight like a crazy thing about US issues with my mom constantly.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Here is a scenario from my adopted hometown: a month ago, I was travelling on a double-decker bus. A well-dressed woman boarded with her son, respectable in his school uniform. Ahead of her was an elderly American woman, who said, "I beg your pardon, I didn't mean to bang into you." This prompted a tirade from the Englishwoman "What do you mean, you batty old cow, you haven't banged into me at all, according to the weird way this anecdote is being narrated. Apparently the narrator thinks that if she reports you banging into me, even accidentally, the finger of blame will be pointed at an American rather than the British person reacting. That's not what she wants at all. She wants everything to be so black and white, with you, the American, completely blameless, that she's left any banging stuff out in case it looks like you started something. So I have nothing to react to. Have a nice day."

Momus (Momus), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

momus should have wrote that article.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Here is a scenario from my adopted hometown: a month ago, I was travelling on a double-decker bus. A well-dressed woman boarded with her son, respectable in his school uniform. Ahead of her was an elderly American woman, who said, "I beg your pardon, I didn't mean to bang into you." This prompted a giggle from the Englishwoman - let's call her Lady E. "You call that a bang? Baby, that was nothing."
The American - let's call her Mrs A - winked back: "Well let me see what I can do about that." This only provoked Lady E more, and she screamed into the American's face: "OH GOD YES! LICK THAT CLIT! LICK IT!" Mrs A began crying. "OOOOOOOOOOOOH I'M CUMMING." Lady E lunged at the American and began to shake her. I jumped up and shouted for the driver to stop and for her to leave the woman alone, prompting Lady E to come over and grab me. "Another bloody American! You are so fucking hot." Sadly, the woman next to me pushed her away. I left the bus. Mrs A sat panting.

Did I imagine this? No. Was the Englishwoman a crazy nymphoslut? Yes. God, I love this country.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I imagine this? No. Was the Englishwoman a crazy nymphoslut? Yes. God, I love this country.

Very Robert Evans!


Andy K (Andy K), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ARGH I wish I could edit that:

I jumped up and shouted for the driver to stop and for her to leave the woman alone, prompting Lady E to come over and grab me. "Another bloody American! You are so fucking hot. Have a squeeze of this bap."

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/1997/posters/baps.jpg

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(haha Blount wins)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

That restaurant Andy went to does sound like Soul Vegetarian. It also sounds delicious (no surprise).

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I should go there this weekend...

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

That's just one of the specials they have, usually on Friday evenings. Otherwise it's predominantly macrobiotic. They tend to have at least one very good nightly special.

Andy K (Andy K), Friday, 22 October 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
fnarrrrrrrr

Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Friday, 26 May 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

What a pair of closet cases

Samuel KB Amphong (Dada), Friday, 26 May 2006 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

its clear to me that they both want to bang each other

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 26 May 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

I think George wants it more than Tony

No Ring Goes Like a Ringo Goes (Dada), Friday, 26 May 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

Mr Blair followed the exchange with an impassioned plea for the world to support democracy in Iraq despite the continued violence, being told at the end by his host: "I'm going to say, that was a great answer."

"Yours was pretty good, too," he responded.

WUV.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

ICE
I guess I owe you one.

MAVERICK
You don't owe me anything.
We're on the same team.

ICE
You saved our lives. You did it!

MAVERICK
We did it.

ICE
You're a hell of a flyer.
(he can't resist)
You can be my wingman any time.

MAVERICK
(laughs)
No. You can be mine!

Now Ice laughs. Nobody's ever gonna win on this one. But Ice
smiles at him...It's now a running joke between them.

ICE
Whatever you say, Commander.

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

I know a girl (American) who went on a field trip to Italy with her Latin class. On one of her flights she sat next to a sweet (and very talkative) old German lady. They got along quite well, and at the end of the flight the old lady pointed to herself and said "German," then pointed to my friend and said "British." My friend laughed, shook her head, pointed to herself and said, "No, American!"
"American?"
"Yes, American!"
Then the old lady scowled, huffed, and got off the plane quickly without saying another word.

nb this has nothing to do with British people but I thought it was kind of amusing/sad.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 27 May 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)


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