STEVEN TYLER JUST CURSED THE RED SOX

This was funny once.

― delicious pudding (kenan), Saturday, 23 October 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

4-0.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Saturday, 23 October 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

4-2.

WHICH IS HOW THE SERIES WILL PROBABLY END, IN THE CARDS FAVOR!!!!!!

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― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Sunday, 24 October 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't Steven Tyler a native of - NEW YORK?

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 24 October 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Rene Auberjonois already pulled in the third. He should've shapeshifted into a non-shitty pitcher.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 24 October 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

If only Papi didn't have Kevin "6 LOB" Millar for protection.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 24 October 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

this joke's gotten old real quick.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 24 October 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate that Millar shares a surname with one of our most beloved contributors. He's a fuckstick. If he doesn't end up costing us this Series somehow I'll eat my 100% wool fitted replica hat.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Sunday, 24 October 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Manny montage = classic

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 24 October 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Kevin "8 LOB" Millar

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 24 October 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH NICE GLOVE MANNY!

BARELY EKED OUT A WIN ... 4 ERRORS ... PUJOLS AND EDMONDS HAVEN'T EVEN TURNED ON THEIR ENGINES YET ... IT'S OVER ... CARDS WIN GAME 2, TAKE 2 OUTTA 3 IN ST. LOUIS, COME BACK TO BEANTOWN AND CLOSE IT OUT, STUNNING RED SOX FANS WHO, ONE BY ONE, JUMP TO THEIR DEATH FROM THE TOP OF THE GREEN MONSTER. EITHER THAT OR GET KILLED BY THE POLICE.

GO CARDS GO!!!!
GO CARDS GO!!!!
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GO CARDS GO!!!!

― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Sunday, 24 October 2004 04:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but Boston won the game.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 24 October 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHA NICE STATE OF HEALTH CARE, USA!!!

BARELY EKED OUT TRIUMPH IN COLD WAR, CAPITALIST SWINE ... NORTH KOREA IS YET TO DEPLOY THEIR NUCLEAR WEAPONS ... CUBA COMES BACK TO WORLD PROMINENCE,JOINED BY CHINA .. STUNNING BOURGEOIS STATE,WHICH,ONE BY ONE, IS SUBSUMED INTO PERMANENT REVOLUTION, OR RESOCIALIZED. WHERE IS MY BORSCHT, YANKEE PIGDOG?

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!
WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!
WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!
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― Лееетер ван д&, Sunday, 24 October 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 24 October 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

HEY NED FAGGETT YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BASEBALL. YOU JUST LIKE BEING A SMARMY DICK. GO BACK TO SUCKING DEPECHE MODE COCK.

― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Sunday, 24 October 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

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― ROOFLEMAN, Sunday, 24 October 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

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― ROOFLEMAN, Sunday, 24 October 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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― OOOOOOOOFFFFFRROMAN, Sunday, 24 October 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Even for noize that's incoherent.

― Kenan (kenan), Sunday, 24 October 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Sunday, 24 October 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Sunday, 24 October 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

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― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Sunday, 24 October 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

IF YOU SCROLL DOWN REAL FAST AND LOOK AT BUCKNER, IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA STOP THE BALL FROM GETTING PAST HIM!!!! BUT OF COURSE HE DOESN'T... MUAH HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA

― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Sunday, 24 October 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Sign of the night from a Sox fan: "We love our idiots."

― Kenan (kenan), Sunday, 24 October 2004 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Sunday, 24 October 2004 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Did Bill Buckner miss the ball in 1986? I can't remember.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 24 October 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone want any world series paraphernalia?

― bostonneb, Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

― hive mind (ex machina), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

somebody needs to do that with each image slightly different so when i scroll down fast it animates.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I was thinking the same thing! PAGE DOWN CINEMA is strangely compelling!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Page down cinema and animated gifs plus Embedded sound = nickelodeon of the 21st century

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

CARDS WIN GAME 2

Or not.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 October 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

jon that is beautiful.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 25 October 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

WELL THE CARDS BLEW IT AGAIN -- BOSTON HANDS THEM 4 ERRORS IN 2 STRAIGHT GAMES AND THEY CAN'T CLOSE THE DEAL. THIS IS MORE ABOUT OTHER TEAMS COLLAPSING THAN THE FUCKSOX BEING THAT GOOD.

ANYWAYS, WIN OR LOSE, NED RAGGETT IS STILL A FAGGETT. AND A SHITTY WRITER.

― DEATH TO RED SOX, Monday, 25 October 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

SHIT NED U R TOTALLLY PWNED NOW

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 25 October 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon, you have provided me with some much-needed new desktop wallpaper. Thanks.

― Hank TenBeer (kenan), Monday, 25 October 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

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NOW HE'S OWNED

― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Monday, 25 October 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Monday, 25 October 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Monday, 25 October 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

WOW YOU ARE ONE FUNNY LOOKING NERD!

― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Monday, 25 October 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, the passion.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, I have never seen that picture before like ever

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

why do all trolls have it out for Ned Raggett, anyway?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

The weird thing is is that I've had to deal with that even before I was on the Net -- there was somebody in my dorm floor at UCLA in 1989 that was obsessed with constantly ripping down my name from the nameplate on my door, for instance. Then there was one clown in the mid-nineties who kept sending me anonymous yammerings and insults every month or so in an e-mail. I guess people really are *that* bored. And hey, they wanna waste their time and energy so I can laugh at them, sure.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i may just root for the red sox just to piss this guy off.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 25 October 2004 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm rooting for them for a number of reasons, but I also think it would be perfect for a team with defense this hilarious to still pull a win out of their asses. They've already done it two nights in a row.

― Hank Tenbeer (kenan), Monday, 25 October 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Too bad they didn't have Schilling mic'ed up. "I'm never going to be able to walk again after this series AND YOU CAN'T HOLD ON TO THE BALL???"

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 25 October 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but if they win, it'll be that much more worth it for him.

― Hank Tenbeer (kenan), Monday, 25 October 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

did you see schilling in the dugout clasping his cross necklace to his face? he's winning these games with clerical spells, not athletic ability.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 25 October 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa, if you hold page-down AND scroll-down, it goes even faster!

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Monday, 25 October 2004 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

he's winning these games with clerical spells, not athletic ability.

I'm inclined to disagree.

― Hank Tenbeer (kenan), Monday, 25 October 2004 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

you think he might be a druid and not a cleric?

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he might just be a good pitcher.

― Hank Tenbeer (kenan), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if I can break Firefox by holding down scroll down button and Page up at the same time! (xxpost)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ooh... jittery!

― Hank Tenbeer (kenan), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not a good pitcher... i just sailed something right over somebody's head.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 25 October 2004 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The weird thing is is that I've had to deal with that even before I was on the Net -- there was somebody in my dorm floor at UCLA in 1989 that was obsessed with constantly ripping down my name from the nameplate on my door, for instance.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), October 25th, 2004.

I'M GUESSING YOU'VE GOTTEN PICKED ON AND BEATEN UP YOUR WHOLE LIFE, HUH? IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE SUCH AN ARROGANT IDIOT NOW, IT'S A DEFENSE MECHANISM. LET'S SEE, YOU'RE UGLY, YOU'RE FAT, YOU WORK AT A LIBRARY, YOU'RE INTO STAR TREK, MONTY PYTHON, MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE WRITER. YOU COULDN'T BE ANY MORE OF A LOSER IF YOU TRIED!

― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Monday, 25 October 2004 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You are evil. So, hey - how about those Red Sox?

― k3rry (dymaxia), Monday, 25 October 2004 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

OH IT'S MORE FUN MAKING FUN OF NED THAN TALKING ABOUT THE RED SOX!!!!

― DEATH TO THE RED SOX, Monday, 25 October 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually I've had some fun scrounging IPs and the identity of who this is is hilarious. It's someone with even more time on their hands and less sense in their head than I thought! Calling them bitter and stupid is an insult to bitter and stupid people.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 October 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Reveal to all who the assmonger is!

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 25 October 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's put it this way, if it isn't K4thleen W1lson, ex of The Stranger, who has posted over on ILM before complaining about Matos and the Seattle Weekly and generally coming across very badly, it's the alter ego who has posted from the same IP delivering incoherent rants.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 October 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuckwads.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 25 October 2004 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

WBHERE CAN I EMAIL NED RAGGETTT

FUCK THE HATERS

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Well now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

haha - kathleen wilson! i'da never guessed it!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15457811

― nostormo, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 12:02 (fourteen years ago)