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The founder of the U.S. Christian Coalition said Tuesday he told President George W. Bush before the invasion of Iraq that he should prepare Americans for the likelihood of casualties, but the president told him, "We're not going to have any casualties." Pat Robertson, an ardent Bush supporter, said he had that conversation with the president in Nashville, Tennessee, before the March 2003 invasion. He described Bush in the meeting as "the most self-assured man I've ever met in my life." "You remember Mark Twain said, 'He looks like a contented Christian with four aces.' I mean he was just sitting there like, 'I'm on top of the world,' " Robertson said on the CNN show, "Paula Zahn Now."

- CNN.com, 10/19/04

I once invested a dollar when Mantle raffled off a ham. I won, only there was no ham. That was one of the hazards of entering a game of chance, Mickey explained.

- Jim Bouton, Ball Four

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 03:17 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 03:19 (twenty years ago)

The logic of "Terrorists love Bush, they want him to win again" C/D, T/F?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 29 October 2004 03:20 (twenty years ago)

Greatest thread ever.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 29 October 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago)

http://69.56.179.3/dubya_mp3/dictator.mp3

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 03:41 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 03:42 (twenty years ago)

the 'Daq down a cool 42, eh? shit, those were the days.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 29 October 2004 03:45 (twenty years ago)

The funniest part is that that's the only way you know the screen capture wasn't from today's news.

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago)

http://69.56.179.3/dubya_mp3/terriblepilot.mp3

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago)

FOX NEWS CHANNEL

FALAFEL ON YOUR PUSSY

― BREAKS@KFC.EDU, Friday, 29 October 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago)

Seriously if I see one more scatalogical "Al Qaqaa" joke in the press it's murda.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 29 October 2004 05:16 (twenty years ago)

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http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/cafe80s3/saw/pub-pics/dead01.jpg

?????

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:48 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 14:58 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:24 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:12 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:14 (twenty years ago)

http://dneiwert.blogspot.com/Vote%20Republican.JPG

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago)

That's the spirit!

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:21 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 16:25 (twenty years ago)

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― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 29 October 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago)

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― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago)

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― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 29 October 2004 17:43 (twenty years ago)

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― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:44 (twenty years ago)

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― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:45 (twenty years ago)

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― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 29 October 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago)

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― Kenan (kenan), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago)

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― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago)

http://blog.johnkerry.com/

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 29 October 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.johnkerry.com/espanol/

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 29 October 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago)

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― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 29 October 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thepaincomics.com/5000%20Years%20of%20Imperialism.jpg

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.deanforamerica.com/

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 29 October 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago)

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/Bush%20nuts%201.jpg

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:48 (twenty years ago)

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― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago)

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― robots in love (robotsinlove), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago)

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― robots in love (robotsinlove), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago)

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― robots in love (robotsinlove), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago)

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― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:35 (twenty years ago)

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― robots in love (robotsinlove), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago)

I believe 'robots in love' and I are actually making the exact same point. Or at least it's ending up that way.

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dittomom.com/dittomom/images/bushvictoryhat.jpg

i don't quite understand what it is we're doing, just pointing out the absurdity of it all?

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

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"Shake them titties when you vote, bitch." -- P. Diddy

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Dick Cheney: "Afghanistan and Iraq will be studied for years for their brilliance."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:46 (twenty years ago)

You know, I just noticed that the "are" in the subject line should have been an "is". And I call myself an SAT tutor.

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago)

Think about it. 75-80 million gun owners in this country; only 3.6 million NRA
members, and who knows how many active pro-gun-voting gun owners. You can argue all you want about your inalienable rights. Rights are like body parts; they
only work if you exercise them. And yours are looking pretty flaccid right now.
If you don't vote in the next election, your enemies will elect a president who
will be able to name three or four new Supreme Court justices. Which means that
by the 2004 election, you will have no guns. And shortly after that, you will
have no vote and no rights. And you know what? If you let that happen, it will
be exactly what you deserve!
(for more: http://dillonprecision.com/vote.cfm?dyn=1&cookieClean=1)

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:54 (twenty years ago)

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― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:59 (twenty years ago)

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― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago)

YaTTa!!

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago)

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― robots in love (robotsinlove), Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:01 (twenty years ago)

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:06 (twenty years ago)

sorry for the epic size of that all. i was hoping to get em all going at once.

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.thepaincomics.com/Presidential%20Timeline.jpg

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Why so fickle, little i?

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:15 (twenty years ago)

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago)

width must be 800 or less, heihgt 600 or less. crospost.

― :|, Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:20 (twenty years ago)

Why so fickle, little i?

what the hell have you ever done for me?

― i, Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago)

I thought you were only imaginary.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:31 (twenty years ago)

dude, that's my twin brother.

― i, Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3067907/graphic1.swf

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 30 October 2004 00:43 (twenty years ago)

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 30 October 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago)

wait, how are the thunderbirds connected with all this?

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 30 October 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago)

that timeline is great

― Sympatico (shmuel), Saturday, 30 October 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago)

Now that I know the secret formula....

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 30 October 2004 04:20 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 30 October 2004 04:23 (twenty years ago)

Opps.

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 30 October 2004 04:23 (twenty years ago)

Third time's the charm...

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 30 October 2004 04:24 (twenty years ago)

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― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 30 October 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago)

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― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 04:41 (twenty years ago)

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― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago)

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― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 04:44 (twenty years ago)

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― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 30 October 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago)

haha!

― zappi (joni), Saturday, 30 October 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago)

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― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago)

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― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 30 October 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago)

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― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago)

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― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 30 October 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago)

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― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 30 October 2004 05:04 (twenty years ago)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwww!

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 30 October 2004 06:39 (twenty years ago)

This thread is still way too political and not nearly stochastic enough.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 07:06 (twenty years ago)

Except for this, which is extremely awesome:

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 07:17 (twenty years ago)

That actually made me a little (OK, very) nauseous.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Saturday, 30 October 2004 15:20 (twenty years ago)

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― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 30 October 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago)

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― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 30 October 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago)

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― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 30 October 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago)

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― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 30 October 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago)

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― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 30 October 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago)

Unemployment rate:

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― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Sunday, 31 October 2004 13:13 (twenty years ago)

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― Slim Pickens (Slim Pickens), Monday, 1 November 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago)

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― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 1 November 2004 03:00 (twenty years ago)

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― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Monday, 1 November 2004 08:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.alternatees.com/images/shirts/bush_006_full.jpg

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Monday, 1 November 2004 08:24 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041031/capt.iagh11910310026.battleground_iowa_kerry_iagh119.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Monday, 1 November 2004 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Microbrew?

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 1 November 2004 14:01 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

GRR

― czn (cozwn), Saturday, 1 November 2008 22:58 (sixteen years ago)

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