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On my windshield tonight was a plastic baggie filled with Hershey's minatures. BUT also in the bag is

THE TRUE LOVE PLEDGE:

From this day forward I commit myself to:
1 Practice true love as a child, friend, spouse & parent;
2 Preserve my love for my future marriage partner;
3 Dedicate myself to my marriage partner in complete fidelity;
4 Respect all families beyond race, nationality or faith, and raise my children to do the same

Bless the Family: Save the Nation
True Love between a man and awoman is a sacred gift from God to be cherished and honored.

Rebuild the family... Restore the community... Renew the nation and the world

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

JESUS, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SABOTAGE MY DIET???

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i am disgusted and appalled by the true love pledge.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.poisoneducation.org/photos/candy_large.jpg

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus: The Great Tempter.

― Pangolino (ricki spaghetti), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Thinking back, I may have signed a True Love pledge when I was 12 or so and my parents got me a subscription to this magazine.

Also, they bought me a book on abstinence called PURE EXCITEMENT.

― Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

book on abstinence called PURE EXCITEMENT.

How's that work then?

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Because with abstinence, you experience the pure excitement of God's plan. That is a direct quote.

― Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i really hate abstinence.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

massive substance abuse

yeah, abstinence is terrible.

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

which is worse, abstaining from chocolate or from sex?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"Can I be honest? I mean . . . really, really honest? Like from a guy-to-a-girl honest? Don’t get mad, OK? I’m gonna give it to you straight. Here goes! Just as a lion would be tempted to attack someone wearing sausages, it’s the same to guys when girls wear things designed to arouse certain instincts and attentions in males."

Reading the articles now makes me laugh and cry.

― Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 31 October 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

It's even more disturbing when it follows with:
So often girls wear clothing that’s tight, low-necked or short-skirted and expect guys not to react the way God designed them.

― Pangolino (ricki spaghetti), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

At the church where I go to WW meetings they had a free teen magazine called DEVO'zine but alas it was not a zine about DEVO

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i am all for abstinence, but also all for satan. fuck a god's plan.

eat the fucking chocolate.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i did. and some cake. and some pretzels.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm a bad girl. i bought entenmann's halloween cupcakes.

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I had halloween oreos. Shit. Why don't I ever buy COOKIES anymore? Cookies make me such a happy boy.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

the person who patents the combination of halloween cupcakes and vanilla ice cream gets my nomination for the nobel peace prize.

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I ate waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much sugar over the past two days.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

bleurgh, and I've just let out a belch that sounded like it was coming from Satan.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm eating marshmallow peep ghosts. i was going to have just one but i've had three.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

RAZORBLADES

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

.the person who patents the combination of halloween cupcakes and vanilla ice cream gets my nomination for the nobel peace prize.

HOLY SHIT I AM EATING THIS RIGHT NOW

I PUT DONUTS IN MY ICE CREAM AND PPL ARE LIKE "WOW I GUESS YOU SAY THE APPRENTICE". SHUT UP.

― John (jdahlem), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

the mere fact that this is chocolate left in a baggie on yer windshield would preclude ME from eating it. that the person who did this also appears to be a jesus freak (and probably a bushco supporter) would only reinforce me in NOT eating it!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...) (webmail), October 31st, 2004 12:19 AM. (llamasfur) (later) (link)

RAZORBLADES

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Right now, I'm worried about the 3000 Smarties I ate today.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

POISON SMARTIES?

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

KOALA BEARS ARE POISON

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It's ok to leave fod in the car. I put a pizza in the trunk once during winter and ate it in the spring. A bit dry and tasted a little like gas, but I'm here to tell you about it.

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd eat it, but i'd have my parents check it first.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

no ... HOLY razorblades

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

r/z are they trying to say something about you by sticking this on your windhshield?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 1 November 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

BUTTERFINGER DILEMMA

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Thursday, 18 November 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"One of my Christian friends got pregnant in her boyfriend’s hospital room while he was recovering from a terrible car accident that left him partially paralyzed."
that's really the best line in that X-ian fundie article.
followed closely by the kclassique "When you dress modestly, we’re not thinking, Where’d she find that — Goodwill? Believe me, we’re thinking, Whew! Finally, a girl who’s smart enough not to flaunt it. Seriously. I promise that’s what we’re thinking!"
no, seriously.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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