Signs you are lonely and eccentric

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* You send yourself emails saying, 'How are you, champ? I'm missing your infectious laugh.'

* You fall out with one of your stuffed toys, and give him the silent treatment for 3 weeks.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 1 November 2004 02:16 (twenty years ago)

you are reading this thread

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 1 November 2004 02:19 (twenty years ago)

i'm not lonely, i'm just horny.

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 November 2004 02:24 (twenty years ago)

as for eccentric, that pretty well describes everyone who posts on this board.

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 November 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago)

*Public radio personalities are on your email's quick contact list

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 1 November 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago)

ooh somebody please start the "signs you are horny and eccentric" thread

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 1 November 2004 02:31 (twenty years ago)

you're still on MySpace?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 1 November 2004 02:34 (twenty years ago)

You spent the entire weekend cutting up old comic books to make new comic books.

― Huk-L, Monday, 1 November 2004 02:40 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha!

― Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 1 November 2004 02:44 (twenty years ago)

your random play just segued from a 25-minute xenakis track into a 9-minute penderecki track

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 November 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago)

and then into a track from the sounds of american doomsday cults

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 November 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago)

Suicide

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 1 November 2004 03:11 (twenty years ago)

You are in love with Huk for his comics project.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Monday, 1 November 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago)

You spent the entire weekend cutting up old comic books to make new comic books.

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), November 1st, 2004.

This is the kind of weekend I long for!

― Pangolino (ricki spaghetti), Monday, 1 November 2004 03:15 (twenty years ago)

you create fake profiles on myspace to amuse yourself.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 1 November 2004 04:29 (twenty years ago)

You are recording blackest metal in your bedroom alone.

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Monday, 1 November 2004 04:32 (twenty years ago)

You just started a thread about Jimmy Soul's "If You Wanna Be Happy" in 2004.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Monday, 1 November 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago)

You are 50 t04D4lly n01z3!!!!!!

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Monday, 1 November 2004 04:37 (twenty years ago)

you create fake profiles on myspace to amuse yourself.

you create fake profiles on myspace to add to your friend list.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 1 November 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago)

i know someone who did like 100 of these, all Roman Catholic saints.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 1 November 2004 04:52 (twenty years ago)

Now that's avoiding reality.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 1 November 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago)

yeah, everyone knows that saints perfer Orkut

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Monday, 1 November 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago)

that's the other network I jumped ship on. couldn't remember.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 1 November 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago)

you are posting this link to a messageboard:

http://www.dremel.com/productdisplay/tool_template2.asp?SKU=764-01&Color=99CCFF

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Monday, 1 November 2004 06:20 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 1 November 2004 06:34 (twenty years ago)

I nearly did Huk's plan this weekend with my friend's webcomic.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 1 November 2004 06:47 (twenty years ago)

http://members.tripod.com/~linkpuncher/sogoosfly.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~linkpuncher/sngoostax.jpg

― Half Submarine, Monday, 1 November 2004 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Uh, sorry.

― Half Submarine, Monday, 1 November 2004 10:13 (twenty years ago)

you talk to your cat. and you talk back to yourself pretending to be your cat. talking in a ridiculous 'ruling classes' accent that sounds like the dead one off Two Fat Ladies. and you invent songs about your cat that you sing to him throughout the day. and you change the words to popular pop songs so you can sing them to him.

the weirdest thing is, i don't feel the least bit lonely. and no-one had recognised my weirdness as the brilliant eccentricity it obviously is.

― stevie (stevie), Monday, 1 November 2004 10:15 (twenty years ago)

Have a link instead...

http://members.tripod.com/~linkpuncher/sogoosfly.jpg

― Half Submarine, Monday, 1 November 2004 10:22 (twenty years ago)

http://profiles.myspace.com/users/9505295

― mystique, Monday, 1 November 2004 10:26 (twenty years ago)

You write a memoir of your life. However, each person in the memoir is denoted by a colour; all speech is in a hybrid of Yiddish and Icelandic; every scene is rated on a scale of one to ten by the extent to which it reminds you of a barbecue sale; and that rating is then used to determine how legibly you write.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 1 November 2004 10:26 (twenty years ago)

you create fake profiles on myspace to amuse yourself.
you create fake profiles on myspace to add to your friend list.

-- Miss Misery (texan...), November 1st, 2004.

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i know someone who did like 100 of these, all Roman Catholic saints.
-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), November 1st, 2004.

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Now that's avoiding reality.
-- Miss Misery (texan...), November 1st, 2004.

meet "serena":

http://profiles.myspace.com/users/9505295

― mystiquestwinsister, Monday, 1 November 2004 10:29 (twenty years ago)

* The internal monologue often gets stuck on the track where you are recalling your life of greatness. The audience is in thrall.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 November 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Isn't being aware of ILX at all a sign of this?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Monday, 1 November 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Nobody replies to my emails anymore! Am I invisible or annoying or both????

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:06 (twenty years ago)

It might help if you stopped sending out messages with subject lines about C1alis and Vi~agra

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago)

But I want to talk about those things!

Is it because I is Nigerian?

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:10 (twenty years ago)

'Keeping Up Appearances' emerges as your favorite sitcom of all time.

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago)

You make IDM.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago)

When you masturbate, instead of watching p0rn, you listen to Jandek.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago)

You like IDM.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago)

nicka: the best jandek song for masturbating is clearly "river to madrid."

... just sayin.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 5 November 2004 18:13 (twenty years ago)

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