What if the whole world could vote in the American Presidential election? How would they vote? Now you can see!

Afghanistan John Kerry by 11%

Albania John Kerry by 39%

Algeria John Kerry by 41%

American Samoa John Kerry by 35%

Andorra John Kerry by 27%

Angola John Kerry by 53%

Anguilla John Kerry by 23%

Antarctica John Kerry by 17%

Antigua And Barbuda John Kerry by 33%

Argentina John Kerry by 83%

Armenia John Kerry by 59%

Aruba John Kerry by 37%

Australia John Kerry by 79%

Austria John Kerry by 91%

Azerbaijan Statistically even.

Bahamas John Kerry by 43%

Bahrain John Kerry by 51%

Bangladesh John Kerry by 75%

Barbados Statistically even.

Belarus John Kerry by 63%

Belgium John Kerry by 81%

Belize John Kerry by 61%

Benin John Kerry by 63%

Bermuda John Kerry by 47%

Bhutan John Kerry by 35%

Bolivia John Kerry by 61%

Bosnia And Herzegovina John Kerry by 85%

Botswana John Kerry by 45%

Bouvet Island John Kerry by 37%

Brazil John Kerry by 91%

British Indian Ocean Territory John Kerry by 70%

Brunei Darussalam John Kerry by 51%

Bulgaria John Kerry by 85%

Burkina Faso John Kerry by 59%

Burundi John Kerry by 53%

Cambodia John Kerry by 41%

Cameroon John Kerry by 73%

Canada John Kerry by 79%

Cape Verde John Kerry by 73%

Cayman Islands John Kerry by 59%

Central African Republic John Kerry by 29%

Chad John Kerry by 43%

Chile John Kerry by 79%

China, People's Republic of John Kerry by 61%

Christmas Island John Kerry by 15%

Cocos (keeling) Islands George W. Bush by 11%

Colombia John Kerry by 75%

Comoros John Kerry by 11%

Congo Statistically even.

Congo, The Democratic Republic Of The John Kerry by 59%

Cook Islands Statistically even.

Costa Rica John Kerry by 79%

Cote D'ivoire John Kerry by 57%

Croatia John Kerry by 93%

Cuba John Kerry by 57%

Cyprus John Kerry by 83%

Czech Republic John Kerry by 65%

Denmark John Kerry by 81%

Djibouti John Kerry by 39%

Dominica John Kerry by 23%

Dominican Republic John Kerry by 60%

Ecuador John Kerry by 81%

Egypt John Kerry by 65%

El Salvador John Kerry by 45%

Equatorial Guinea John Kerry by 21%

Eritrea John Kerry by 67%

Estonia John Kerry by 67%

Ethiopia John Kerry by 73%

Falkland Islands (malvinas) John Kerry by 37%

Faroe Islands John Kerry by 33%

Fiji John Kerry by 57%

Finland John Kerry by 87%

France John Kerry by 91%

French Guiana John Kerry by 87%

French Polynesia John Kerry by 83%

French Southern Territories John Kerry by 85%

Gabon John Kerry by 50%

Gambia John Kerry by 69%

Georgia John Kerry by 25%

Germany John Kerry by 89%

Ghana John Kerry by 77%

Gibraltar John Kerry by 59%

Greece John Kerry by 91%

Greenland John Kerry by 59%

Grenada John Kerry by 23%

Guadeloupe John Kerry by 83%

Guam Statistically even.

Guatemala John Kerry by 41%

Guinea John Kerry by 57%

Guinea-bissau John Kerry by 23%

Guyana John Kerry by 50%

Haiti John Kerry by 57%

Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands John Kerry by 20%

Holy See (vatican City State) John Kerry by 21%

Honduras John Kerry by 70%

Hong Kong John Kerry by 77%

Hungary John Kerry by 57%

Iceland John Kerry by 81%

India John Kerry by 71%

Indonesia John Kerry by 83%

Iran, Islamic Republic Of John Kerry by 35%

Iraq Statistically even.

Ireland John Kerry by 89%

Israel John Kerry by 13%

Italy John Kerry by 79%

Jamaica John Kerry by 71%

Japan John Kerry by 77%

Jordan John Kerry by 49%

Kazakhstan John Kerry by 75%

Kenya John Kerry by 69%

Kiribati Statistically even.

Korea, Democratic People's Republic Of John Kerry by 11%

Korea, Republic Of John Kerry by 81%

Kuwait John Kerry by 17%

Kyrgyzstan John Kerry by 25%

Lao People's Democratic Republic John Kerry by 49%

Latvia John Kerry by 63%

Lebanon John Kerry by 29%

Lesotho John Kerry by 15%

Liberia John Kerry by 21%

Libyan Arab Jamahiriya Statistically even.

Liechtenstein Statistically even.

Lithuania John Kerry by 29%

Luxembourg John Kerry by 87%

Macao John Kerry by 51%

Macedonia, The Former Yugoslav Republic Of John Kerry by 30%

Madagascar John Kerry by 45%

Malawi John Kerry by 27%

Malaysia John Kerry by 39%

Maldives Statistically even.

Mali John Kerry by 40%

Malta John Kerry by 61%

Marshall Islands Statistically even.

Martinique John Kerry by 91%

Mauritania John Kerry by 13%

Mauritius John Kerry by 81%

Mayotte John Kerry by 21%

Mexico John Kerry by 83%

Micronesia, Federated States Of John Kerry by 33%

Moldova, Republic Of John Kerry by 73%

Monaco John Kerry by 71%

Mongolia John Kerry by 39%

Montserrat Statistically even.

Morocco John Kerry by 87%

Mozambique John Kerry by 87%

Myanmar Statistically even.

Namibia John Kerry by 63%

Nauru John Kerry by 15%

Nepal John Kerry by 75%

Netherlands John Kerry by 77%

Netherlands Antilles John Kerry by 69%

New Caledonia John Kerry by 85%

New Zealand John Kerry by 71%

Nicaragua John Kerry by 43%

Niger George W. Bush by 51%

Nigeria John Kerry by 67%

Niue Statistically even.

Norfolk Island John Kerry by 11%

Northern Mariana Islands John Kerry by 29%

Norway John Kerry by 83%

Oman John Kerry by 65%

Pakistan John Kerry by 59%

Palau John Kerry by 41%

Palestinian Territory, Occupied John Kerry by 31%

Panama John Kerry by 29%

Papua New Guinea John Kerry by 55%

Paraguay John Kerry by 75%

Peru John Kerry by 79%

Philippines John Kerry by 47%

Pitcairn Statistically even.

Poland John Kerry by 25%

Portugal John Kerry by 87%

Puerto Rico John Kerry by 57%

Qatar John Kerry by 43%

Romania John Kerry by 61%

Russian Federation John Kerry by 69%

Rwanda John Kerry by 63%

RÉunion John Kerry by 87%

Saint Helena John Kerry by 50%

Saint Kitts And Nevis John Kerry by 65%

Saint Lucia John Kerry by 15%

Saint Pierre And Miquelon Statistically even.

Saint Vincent And The Grenadines John Kerry by 43%

Samoa Statistically even.

San Marino Statistically even.

Sao Tome And Principe John Kerry by 21%

Saudi Arabia John Kerry by 49%

Senegal John Kerry by 77%

Serbia And Montenegro John Kerry by 45%

Seychelles John Kerry by 57%

Sierra Leone John Kerry by 65%

Singapore John Kerry by 61%

Slovakia John Kerry by 77%

Slovenia John Kerry by 89%

Solomon Islands John Kerry by 77%

Somalia John Kerry by 67%

South Africa John Kerry by 71%

South Georgia And The South Sandwich Islands John Kerry by 51%

Spain John Kerry by 83%

Sri Lanka John Kerry by 73%

Sudan John Kerry by 71%

Suriname John Kerry by 51%

Svalbard And Jan Mayen John Kerry by 69%

Swaziland John Kerry by 91%

Sweden John Kerry by 83%

Switzerland John Kerry by 91%

Syrian Arab Republic John Kerry by 77%

Taiwan, Republic Of China John Kerry by 47%

Tajikistan John Kerry by 13%

Tanzania, United Republic Of John Kerry by 77%

Thailand John Kerry by 83%

Timor-leste John Kerry by 20%

Togo John Kerry by 41%

Tokelau John Kerry by 11%

Tonga John Kerry by 33%

Trinidad And Tobago John Kerry by 75%

Tunisia John Kerry by 57%

Turkey John Kerry by 71%

Turkmenistan Statistically even.

Turks And Caicos Islands John Kerry by 15%

Tuvalu John Kerry by 17%

Uganda John Kerry by 69%

Ukraine John Kerry by 81%

United Arab Emirates John Kerry by 55%

United Kingdom John Kerry by 81%

United States John Kerry by 51%

United States Minor Outlying Islands John Kerry by 39%

Uruguay John Kerry by 79%

Uzbekistan John Kerry by 73%

Vanuatu John Kerry by 27%

Venezuela John Kerry by 41%

Viet Nam John Kerry by 35%

Virgin Islands, British John Kerry by 15%

Virgin Islands, U.s. John Kerry by 53%

Wallis And Futuna John Kerry by 33%

Western Sahara John Kerry by 11%

Yemen John Kerry by 20%

Zambia John Kerry by 45%

Zimbabwe John Kerry by 45%

Niger George W. Bush by 51%

Also: Macedonia, The Former Yugoslav Republic Of John Kerry WOW HE HAS MORE MONEY THAN WE THOUGHT

Now that's just libelous, not to mention impossible: I mean, he's already 70% water, so where's the room?

Mr. Goatse.cx has spoken.

I realize.

But hey, I just single-handedly destroyed Bush's lead in Piticairn!

WOW THANKS FOR TELLING US THAT

(telling people to not take seriously something that no one is actually taking seriously: classic/borderline retarded?)