Ten Very Fundamental Ways You Are Different From Your Boyfriend / Girlfriend / Lover / Spouse

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How are you different from your better half? What compromises, personally, socially, philosophically, could NEVER be made between you two?

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Timeaftertimewasmyleastfavoritesong, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago)

Good question. (I had help with this.)

1) I do not truly appreciate food as being the highest art form on the planet.

2) I do not think that, at their core, all men are sexist.

3) I am not angry at God.

4) On a related note, I do not like Tori Amos. She does like like jazzy lounge music.

5) I hate clutter. She feels at home in clutter. (This is a constant battle.)

6) I do not accept Bono as the messiah. She feels this is a character flaw.

7) I love winter weather.

8) I am an alcoholic and a night owl. She is a morning person.

9) She's much more politically active and conscious than I am.

10) I am sociable. She doesn't like people as a general rule.

Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago)

(Should read "she does not like jazzy lounge music.")

Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago)

She doesn't deserve you man

Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:53 (twenty years ago)

The Bono thing would be a dealbreaker for me.

From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I could be involved with either of you.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:00 (twenty years ago)

yeah, the Bono thing would make my eyeballs bleed.

also the liking Tori Amos thing.

I would bring the differences between me and my boyf to the table but i do not have a boyfriend.

planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago)

1) I exist.

JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:05 (twenty years ago)

Me neither, I mean no gf/lover/spouse. I'm just here to make fun of Bono.

From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:06 (twenty years ago)

1) Food. J* is a vegetarian, and I try to eat enough meat for the both of us. Six years in, we still go 'dutch' at the supermarket, because we literally do not eat ANY of the same things, except carrots, which I juice, and she eats in 'salad.' Even our milk is different.

2) Drugs. I'm a drinker, she loves the pot. Dangerous combo. Mornings are rough on everybody. Alarm clock goes off - dog runs for cover.

3) Class. I come from a very working class, civil servant family. I've squatted and panhandled. Both my parents ride Harleys. She likes Broadway musicals and getting her shoes shined. She still says "Gosh" and "Darn" when she's not aware of herself, and eats with 'napkins'

4) Politics. J* is one telegram away from being Alger Hiss. Though she doesn't believe in affirmative action (any more) and has recently agreed to attend the firearms saftey class I signed her up for, she's still way too Rainbow Coalition to talk to sometimes.

5) Music. Along with the aformentioned affinity for Broadway musicals, she loves the shit out of Destroyer, Maqgnetic Fields, and all kinds of French music. I like all of this just fine, but she can't take Whitehouse, Vladislav Delay or Jandek. She strangely despises Belle and Sebastian, which really doesn't fit her profile. I suspect she's trying to throw me off.

6) Children. We both agree we want kids, but our parenting methods differ greatly. She plans to color Easter eggs with them, and teach them to tattletale if somebody hits you. I wish a Jesus-free life for my kids, who will promptly beat the shit out of anyone who bothers them. I also want them to go to private school, while J* the populist and self-described humanitarian wants them to Celebrate Diversity. Grim.

7) Family. Whle this has been covered a bit in #3, our families could not be more different, and, more importantly, our RELATIONSHIPS WITH our families could not be more different. My in-law hating dad gave me some sound advice when I was 13 - "Jimbo," he said, "when you get mnarried, and have a family of your own, GO and don't look back. I'll miss you but I'll understand." He usually gave me this speech every Xmas. My family has a "don't ask, don't tell" policy about pretty much everything, and that's why we get along so well. She talks to all of her 7 brothers and sisters at least twice a week, ending each call with a sickening "Love you" - even to the 17 year old boys. Am I the only one who thinks this is a little weird? They WRITE FUCKING LETTERS to one another.

8) Recreation. Her: PS2, TV, pot. Me: Records, books, bourbon.

9) Social skills. I'm a serious introvert who hates being 'obligated' to party just because some dumb fuck 'work friends' decide to throw a 'kegger.' I wind up sitting alone, embarrassed for everybody. I'd rather be home watching the Honeymooners or talking shit on ILM. J* is outgoing, friendly to EVERYONE, and is always down for a good, senseless bash.

10) Looks. Not to brag, but J* is drop dead gorgeous. She must love me for my brains, because I'm a sled accident away from Elephant Man status. 'Tis true.

ProtectingTheInnocent, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago)

1. I like the Byrds a lot

2. I like couches and pillows

3. I do not like Destroyer

4. I don't really think about making money when I make art

5. I get embarrassed and ashamed of things

6. I don't really find pictures of fat retarded people funny or interesting; I'm not offended if someone else does, I just don't care

7. I am bad at sending things in the mail, and keeping in contact

8. I waste a lot of time

9. It turns me on the most to turn someone else way on

10. I am serverly interested in myself, to a fault

killbot, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:15 (twenty years ago)

How big of a deal for other people's sig. others is being pro- or anti- booze/drugs? Does refusing to do them ever spark rows?

lysander spooner, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago)

In this house, yes. I've been peer-pressured to smoke pot - a drug I DETEST- on many occasions. Mostly because she's the boss.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:19 (twenty years ago)

this explains everything

From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago)

does it now?

the hating of the pot or the obedience of the hot wife?

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:23 (twenty years ago)

both

From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:24 (twenty years ago)

i'm not sure it explains EVERYthing...

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:25 (twenty years ago)

most of it

From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:25 (twenty years ago)

I dont know if I can think of a whole ten things that we're *fundamentally* different about. We're actually very alike. Lets see though:

1. He holds no truck for most modern art, abstract in particular. I love it. It also suprises me, as he's an artist.
2. He can and loves to program/code crunch for hours on end. Ive no patience with five minutes of HTML.
3. Cucumber, and pork. I hate both, he loves both. I'm the cook though so he goes without piggy, heh heh.
4. I plan to quit smoking eventually if not soon. I suspect he has no intention of trying. This could be a bit of a problem.
5. I'm a taoist and like to think there is an impersonal force that moves the universe. He is a clinical, logical "science is all" type. We can debate our views without any hassle though.

... I seriously can't think of anything else. We dont differ much on music, movies, TV shows, food, our levels of tidiness (or lack thereof), political/social views, not wanting kids or marriage, its all good.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:28 (twenty years ago)

why don't you like cucumber? it's delicious!

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:31 (twenty years ago)

She doesn't deserve you man

That's mean.

Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:33 (twenty years ago)

oh, he's just trying to get in your pants.

A morning person who's angry at God sounds totally cute to me. Good for you Kenan!

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:37 (twenty years ago)

Cucumber tastes odd, I dunno. Watery, clean-tangy in a way I dont like. Same with things like coriander, and watermelon, blegh.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:44 (twenty years ago)

I was being silly Kenan, sorry. Main diff w/mine, she doesn't like the Beatles, I predict doom

Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago)

1) I'm a woman, for starters.

2) He's obsessed with cars. I don't even have a driver's license. I do like the aesthetics of vintage car advertising though.

3) When he feels things, he FEELS things. It can take him weeks to come out of a depressive slump. I'm way more resilient... I don't find my problems that interesting so I look for ways to distract myself. If I'm depressed in the afternoon, I've forgotten all about it by the evening.

4) He has a really strong work ethic. Mine isn't so strong. But we're both perfectionists.

5) I dunno, that's pretty much it.

results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:46 (twenty years ago)

x-post I eat whole cucumbers sometimes. Sliced, of course. Watermelon is even better. We'd never work out, obv.

Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:46 (twenty years ago)

xpost - oh, see, you don't like watermelon. That tells the tale. I like 'watery' fruits and vegetables - in fact they're the only ones I DO like. Everything else tastes mushy to me.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 04:47 (twenty years ago)

We just got this huge bag of tiny, crisp Gala apples, and I am in heaven. I only like small apples. You don't want an apple that feels like work.

Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 05:11 (twenty years ago)

x-post I eat whole cucumbers sometimes. Sliced, of course. Watermelon is even better. We'd never work out, obv.

Awwww :(

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 05:13 (twenty years ago)

i like to put a couple of slices of cucumber and some mint in the water jug in the fridge in summer. mmmmm refreshing.

gem (trisk), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 05:17 (twenty years ago)

1. she is a fan of several new york city sports teams, while i hate them all to varying degrees
2. i am not a foodie like she is
3. she is a morning person, i am emphatically not
4. we actually have pretty similar music tastes, though i guess i'm into it more. but she does not like the m0unta1n g0ats.
5. she absolutely refuses to dance or sing; i'll do them occasionally
6. she's a really good person; i think i am less so.
7. her family sucks and takes advantage of her, but she's always looking out for them; my family's actually okay, but i'm not that tight with them
8. she hates playing games. i like some of them.
9. she has trouble staying asleep; i have trouble getting to sleep
10. i think that every major league baseball player should be able to bunt; she thinks it's much harder and that it's no sin to do it badly if you've hardly ever done it (this is actually kind of a heated argument between us--i did *not* point out that larry walker managed to put down a very nice bunt in the world series despite not having done so since 1991)

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 06:29 (twenty years ago)

1. i collect music, she collects clothes.
2. she grew up catholic, i grew up agnostic hippy dippy
3. she watches hours and hours of crap tv while i sit in front of the crap computer
4. she is completely hot headed. i'm so mellow sometimes you need to check my pulse
5. i'm very outgoing. she hates all people
6. i'm very trusting. she hates all people
7. she's super anal. i'm super careless
8. she cooks. i do dishes
9. her - snoozer. me - wake first ring
10. her - spender. me - saver

JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 06:34 (twenty years ago)

Hm. So you're saying it must be love.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 06:43 (twenty years ago)

1. I'm a vegetarian.
2. He likes salad.
3. He has really great hair, naturally.
4. He's devastated by things I can let slide.
5. He drives a stick shift.
6. The dog obeys him (or at least pays attention).
7. I like most movies better than he does.
8. I accept my body as it is.
9. He may possibly be smarter than me, but don't tell him I said so.
10. He's brilliant at his job.

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 07:21 (twenty years ago)

1. She's a registered Republican. (She's not voting like one today, tho -- her Republicanism is mostly hereditary and not very deeply felt.)

2. She has participated in assorted activities that I won't detail because I'm not sure the statutes of limitations have run out, but that I haven't.

3. She can't stand hip-hop, because "it all sounds so angry."

4. She takes twice as long to walk anywhere as I do, even though our height differential is a mere 7 1/2 inches.

5. 30 minutes after walking into a roomful of strangers, she'll be best friends with half of them. Me, not so much. I've gotten very accustomed to hearing, "Your wife is so great/ sweet/ wonderful/ hilarious/etc." I just always say, "I know."

6. She cries very, very easily. It alarmed me at first, until I realized that it was her stress-relief valve. Now when I can tell she's getting stressed, I almost hope for the deluge, because I know she'll be much calmer and more relaxed 5 minutes later.

7. She has a Southern accent.

8. She makes really good biscuits (this correlates with #7).

9. She's three years older than me.

10. She's the best person I know. Me, not so much.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 08:21 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure any of these are really fundamental, and they rarely cause conflict, but:

1. He is a serial hobbyist and will take up one activity at a time going VERY deeply into each one. I juggle lots of activities at once and never become totally absorbed in any of them.

2. He doesn't want to become his parents. I am already becoming my mum and don't mind.

3. Relatedly: we see and talk to my parents a lot and easily, while the opposite is true with his.

4. He doesn't understand the point of debate or argument, because - apparently - if he has reached a viewpoint it's because he's worked it out logically and therefore could not be proved wrong. I find that discussion is fun and helps me to clarify my views even if I don't change them.

5. He likes chess and Go. I shrink from any form of strategic game.

6. He is a good DJ. I am not. He is a listener to tracks, I to albums. There's no music that one of us likes that the other hates, though.

7. He finds cooking relaxing. I like to cook, but become easily stressed by it.

8. He can't really get on with fiction. I don't read much non-fiction.

9. I prefer doing things with other people to doing them on my own. He doesn't.

10. I don't feel that I really exist unless I'm having experiences, remembering past ones, and communicating with people. He is more self-contained and of the moment.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 09:42 (twenty years ago)

1 . She can go to Boots the Chemist to browse.

winterland, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago)

1. Our political allegiances are at opposite ends of the spectrum. We have learned not to argue about this too much.

2. He cannot cook anything. He can barely even make a cup of coffee properly. Thankfully cooking is a passion of mine, so we don't starve.

3. He is shy. I am gregarious.

4. He is quite lazy, and would stay in bed all day and never go to work if he had the chance. I am a whirlwind of activity.

5. He has one or two expensive outdoorsy hobbies, such as skiing and flying planes. I have several less expensive indoorsy hobbies such as needlework, reading and listening to music.

6. He has a vile temper sometimes. I can't even remember the last time I raised my voice.

7. When he eventually gets around to undertaking any DIY jobs, he is a complete perfectionist who will measure, check, re-measure, use the proper tools, and take his time to do things properly. I am haphazard and slapdash, and put shelves up at funny angles.

C J (C J), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 10:54 (twenty years ago)

1. She doesn't like to have arguments or fights

2. She knows what happens in car engines

3. She is itinerant

4. She disapproves of stockpiling food

5. She is quite happy with only 1 glass of wine of an evening

6. She has an inexplicable lack of desperate passion for AFC Wimbledon

7. She takes ages in the shower

8. She loves dogs

9. She doesn't spout platitudes and vague self-help bollocks when things are tough

10. She's beautiful

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 11:03 (twenty years ago)

1. She is extremly well educated and smart. Currently thinking of applying to Harvard for her Phd. Me, college drop out.
2. Could care less about music in general.
3. Is friendly and outgoing to new people. I am shy and standoffish.
4. Really works hard and never takes a random day off. I usually call in once every three weeks.
5. Obsessed with her body image, i have man boobs and a beer gut.
6. Extremely messy, leaves shoes, clothes, glasses, plates througout the house. I could eat off the toilet bowl in my mothers house therefore I do most if not all of the cleaning.
7. Families are very different, her parents are Ct. prim and propers. My parents are from East Boston. Her parents are into PBS and NPR. My parents are into the Sopranos and Sports radio.
8. She rarely drinks, typically one drink a month. Me, im loaded most weekends.
9. She's blond and 100% Norwegian, I have brown hair and am 50% Italian and 50% French Canadian.
10. She's gorgeous, cute and nice. I'm a fat, crumudgeonly bastard who prefers to sit at home.
11. She loves to travel and do things outside, I prefer the couch and not getting on planes.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 11:28 (twenty years ago)

1. I do not look like Patricia Arquette.
2. I exist.

Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 14:18 (twenty years ago)

a. She used to be obsessed with music (got a summa at Harvard for her thesis about Elvis Presley) but got over it; I never got over it.
b. She doesn't trust people; I do.
c. She is not a huge fan of watching sports on television or following them on the internet or in fantasy sports leagues; um, I am.
d. Her family is basically nonreligious; mine gets increasingly goddy every year.
e. She is not a very good driver; I am.
f. She is late everywhere; I hate that.
g. She sleeps in the morning; I can't do that.
h. She deals with her feelings in the moment; I repress it all and then break down days or weeks later.
i. She is sexy, and is still mistaken for being seven or ten years younger than she is; I am often mistaken for Rowan Atkinson.
j. She changed my life; I don't think I changed hers very much.

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 14:49 (twenty years ago)

I am often mistaken for Rowan Atkinson

There are people I know who find that sexy, sir. (And clearly you're married to one of them.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:02 (twenty years ago)

I think you're probably selling yourself just a little bit short with J there Matt.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:08 (twenty years ago)

1. I 'm tangible
2. I'm visible

Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:12 (twenty years ago)

For some reason that sounds like something Atmosphere would say.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:12 (twenty years ago)

"I'm tangible, I'm visible, I'm not a dirigible"

MC Skat Kat (Barima), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago)

Err, Ned: I saw you this Saturday at Amoeba, but I was in a car and couldn't stop. Addendum:

3. She never sprays cum into my socks.

Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago)

I love this thread, it's so romantic!
I can't believe you put cucumber in water? that's so odd.

Nellie (nellskies), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:22 (twenty years ago)

You find "she never sprays cum into my socks" romantic?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Jeremy have you considered that your #3 is part of the reason for your #2?

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

It makes you wonder, what if bukkake was performed using socks? Anyone else?

B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago)

performing bukkake onto a sock, or performing bukkake by throwing socks?

Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago)

it's called "the locker room surprise"

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Err, Ned: I saw you this Saturday at Amoeba, but I was in a car and couldn't stop.

Heh. I was wondering if I would run into anyone. It was my pre-party stop for the day (got two recent Fall reissues, rah!).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago)

markleby see you at claremont road on the 6th?

lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:29 (twenty years ago)

performing bukkake onto a sock, or performing bukkake by throwing socks?

Performing bukkake onto/into socks and then throwing them at or hitting the body of your intended with them.

B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Lukey, feasibly you might, though I've been going to lots of matches lately and *really* need to spend a Saturday doing useful things. I'll try to be there though and find a way round the housework.

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago)

on recent form you will gouge us a new one, so I recon it will be worth your while. If you do come, remember to wrap up warm, Claremont is always horribly cold.

lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago)

1. I'm naturally semi-nocturnal. She's a morning person
2. Given my druthers, I'd listen to more radio or music and she'd watch every old movie ever made.
3. She's a secret classic rock lover under all the indie/punk clothing.
4. Given enough money, I'd probably always be dressed like an F. Scott Fitzgerald character on summer holiday. Black seems to largely suffice for her.
5. I love beets, cantaloupe, and prosciutto. I'm lucky if I'm allowed to bring the first two in the house.
6. She's much better at being someone's friend. I want to meet everybody.
7. The cats haven't managed to train me as well as they have trained her (though that's really not saying that much).
8. She's more compulsive but clumsy. I'm more wing-and-a-prayer but with a certain deliberateness.
9. I can sleep on my back.
10. She's aging more gracefully than I am.

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago)

BOYS HAVE A PENIS
GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA

LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 16:41 (twenty years ago)

On recent form we really won't. Knocked out of the FA Cup, drawn our last two games in the league below you - now's a great time for you to play to your strengths and move into the next round.

(on the other hand, if any of your players play a blinder you'll probably discover they'll have left on the AFCW team coach...)

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago)

1. She's a perfectionist. I'm an approximate-is-good-enough-ist
2. She is too hard on herself. I am too kind to myself.
3. She is truly intelligent. I am a fraud with qualifications.
4. She can SERIOUSLY play the piano, but won't play in public. I can't, but do.
5. She is really beautiful. I am quite ugly.
6. She leaves everything to the last minute. I do it early to leave time for loafing with beer.
7. She is generous. I am mean.
8. She is logical. I work on instinct.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago)

1. She is from Venus, I am from Mars.
2. She drives like THIS.
3. She be shoppin'.
4. She will stop and ask for directions, I won't.
5. I never remember to put the toilet seat up.
6. I hog the remote control.
7. I inexplicably think I have the ability to repair household items, which I inevitably break so that we have to call the repairman.
8. She is always whining on and on about getting married but I have a fear of commitment.
9. I make wisecracks, she folds her arms and rolls her eyes.
10. I am fat and doofusy, she is skinny and sexy.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago)

I'd say you're doofusy and sexy.

Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

someone already posted "I exist"

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

1. he hates dancing (although sometimes he'll spontaneously spin me around in the kitchen)
2. i eat less candy
3. he works out a lot & has a better physique than i do
4. i am often/always late; he is often/always early
5. he's probably a better listener than i am
6. i'm more social than he is
7. he reads a lot more than i do
8. he has a stronger work ethic
9. i've never kissed myself, but my guess is that he is the better one at it!
10. he doesn't like avocado

kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:23 (twenty years ago)

nick...the "this" isn't a link . . .

kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago)

(kelsey - I know, it's an ILX joke kind of making fun of comedians that do routines about white people/black people or men/women: ie, "White people drive like THIS...but black people, we drive like THIS!")

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:27 (twenty years ago)

I thought you meant she drives loudly.

Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago)

1. I am a morning person. He is not.
2. He plays sport regularly, is aces at football and is fit. I am a lump.
3. I love shopping for anything. He loves shopping for records.
4. He thinks it's worth paying £26 to see Lloyd Cole. I'd pay maybe £12.
5. Once a week, I wash everything in my laundry basket. He will do one machine-full when he has nothing to wear.
6. I like all kinds of cooked vegetables. He likes sweetcorn. Just sweetcorn.
7. He lets RJG cut his hair. I am not stupid.
8. He can play the guitar pretty well these days. I can't remember a single chord.
9. I can't for the life of me get him to give me advice. I have an opinion on everything.
10. I get stressed at the slightest thing. He is pretty laid back (at least on the surface) and is excellent at calming me down.

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago)

thanks for the explanation, nick.
i didn't know sarah wanted to get married!

kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago)

kelsey, mine are all jokes! I can't be trusted! I was just trying to make it sound like we were a typical sitcom man and woman.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago)

"Nick confronts the end of his tirelessly ironic stance."

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

JUST sweetcorn?

the bluefox, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:44 (twenty years ago)

i wondered why you sounded like a stereotype . . . have i mentioned i take people seriously nearly all the time?
xpost

kelsey (kelstarry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

kelsey - NEVER take me seriously. I have said in the past that everything I say on ILX should be taken as 65% joke, 35% serious, though those percentages can fluctuate by about 15% either way.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago)

1) She can make meals, I can make omelettes. We can both make pretty good poppy-seed hamantaschen though.

2) She has an ovary, whereas I do not.

3) She can sing, although she cannot play the drums. I am the exact opposite.

4) She doesn't like jazz or (much) hip-hop.

5) Clutter annoys her much more quickly than it does me (I'm developing my clutter sensitivity though).

6) I like hot sauce on eggs.

That's all I've got.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago)

We can both make pretty good poppy-seed hamantaschen though.

YUM! post yr recipe?

results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:04 (twenty years ago)

DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:05 (twenty years ago)

dan, do you hate JEWS?

results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Is that an acronym?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:12 (twenty years ago)

you tell me

results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago)

HA HA

I may post the recipe from my stepmom (whose hamantaschen shames ours), but honestly I've also had pretty good luck with the recipe on the back of the Solo poppy-seed filling labels.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:14 (twenty years ago)

Jews for Eating Wonderous Sweets

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago)

Jews for Engaging in Wonderful Sex

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Jimmy Eat World Songs

results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago)

I'm not against any of those things.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago)

Jor-El's Wang Sandwich

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago)

(argh why does my mind work like this)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago)

1. She's clean, I leave my pants in the hallway or the kitchen, wherever I take them off, she doesn't allow shoes in the bedroom and hangs up the bathroom rug after showers
2. I don't drink coffee and prefer soymilk, but we both cook, she cleans the stove afterward, I don't like squash, she doesn't like rice pudding
3. I can't do things mechanically, I don't do things deftly with my fingers, she can figure things out and make things nice
4. She didn't grow up with an idea of race -- she now notices how many black people are in her classes or at indie concerts (0-3 including me)
5. I have larger breasts than she does
6. I guess procrastinating for a paper is different from not returning library books or phone calls (I owe more than $20 to multiple libraries on occasion)
7. I have a complete lack of music knowledge, she knows her way around classic rock. She also has musical instrument history, me none whatsoever
8. I grew up with cats, she with dogs
9. We both have similar political outlooks, but I act on my political views
10. I'm going to art school, she reads psychology textbooks for fun

nora (nora), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:18 (twenty years ago)

2) She has an ovary, whereas I do not.

AN ovary? Dare I ask what happened to the other one? :/

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago)

1. she is popular
2. she is friendly
3. she is political
4. she's a full time student
5. she's never had a full-time permanent job
6. she can play the piano (but not the guitar)
7. she has never lived out of home
8. she likes to exercise (although i'm coming around to this)
9. academic achievement is very important to her, although these days it appears that's more down to employment possibilities rather than personal satisfaction
10. she is well-travelled.

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago)

Oh poobums Jim, you're popular and friendly! Geesh ;P

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago)

Just sweetcorn. Uncooked vegetables (ie. salad) saves many a meal.

Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:01 (twenty years ago)

Not just sweetcorn. Surely?

Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 4 November 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago)

Save, I meant.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 4 November 2004 11:48 (twenty years ago)

AN ovary? Dare I ask what happened to the other one? :/

She misplaced it. Then she found it, but got ovarian cancer.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 November 2004 14:42 (twenty years ago)


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