THE OFFICIAL ERECTION DAY THREAD

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BOING!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago)

(hint: EVERY day is Erection Day)

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago)

holler

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago)

I've got your poll right here.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:05 (twenty years ago)

You only need one erectoral vote to be a winner.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:05 (twenty years ago)

It's nicer when observers demand a recount.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:06 (twenty years ago)

Voting starts at 6 AM and goes ALL NIGHT LONG.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:07 (twenty years ago)

Pull back the curtains and push the button.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago)

OH NO I'M UNDECIDED

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago)

I'd be down for some ballot box stuffing!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Or pull the lever.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago)

POKE THE BALLOT!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Rock the vote, baby.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Don't touch my hanging chad.

― mcd (mcd), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:11 (twenty years ago)

But your dimpled chads make me so hot!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Who isn't voting for bush?

xpost - you don't want your chad to be pregnant do you?

― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago)

CHECK THAT BOX!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago)

let's rig this bitch

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago)

Sexists

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago)

(I wonder if I make a t-shirt that says "HAPPY ERECTION DAY" and wear it to Kenan's election night party tonight, if my girlfriend will ever talk to me again)

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago)

[click] "Hi, I'm Condy. If you vote for Dubya it'll make me so hott. Oh yeah baby, I'm tweaking my Grand Old Nipples at the thought of you filling my box"

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Grand Old Nipples OMG!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Nick, you're a comic genius.

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago)

To deviate from the puns for a moment: What would the celebration of Erection Day actually entail?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago)

*photo removed by moderator*

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago)

"Sponsored by Pfizer"

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Awwwwww!

http://www.viagrainfo.net/images/couple_reflective.jpg

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:27 (twenty years ago)

What would the celebration of Erection Day actually entail?
Giant orgies with gorgeous women spread angelically across plush green meadows, just begging to be penetrated.

Or shitloads of porn.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:30 (twenty years ago)

i want to lick your fuzzy math.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Unagi POWA!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago)

I have a feeling Erection Day is going to end too quickly, leaving us all feeling satiated, soporific, but a little disappointed.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago)

But twenty minutes later we can start celebrating it again.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Uh...yeeeahhh...sure we can...

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Would you like to lend a hand to my re-erection campaign?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

have we had a "pull-that-lever" pun yet?

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago)

The best things in life come unexpected
You cannot plan sponteneity
When love calls - you may be affected...
But something is wrong and you're about to miss
A perfect moment of love and bliss

A new chance has been given to you and me
A broad window of opportunity
Nothing frustrates us now,
come what may
C1alis made our day

No more pressure
No time-ticking measure
C1alis is pleasure!

Doctor, doctor you got us right
You gave us C1alis led us back to light
24 hours*, baby, be prepared
This is the best we've ever shared!

C1alis, you gave us C1alis
C1alis, romantic nights and days
Take your time, relax, enjoy! C1alis!
Unburdened love in every way!
C1alis, you gave us C1alis
C1alis, romantic nights and days
There's a new chance for you and me
A broad window of opportunity
C1alis made our day!

*36 hours, where approved by the local drug authority.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Should I suspect the involvement of Log Cabin Republicans?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

I dunno about this image posting here on nu-ilx. I be dumber than dubya!
http://hisxpress.com/media/florida_erection.jpg
Tagline: "No likes Bush!"

― m. mess-injure, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:27 (twenty years ago)

My takee on Erection Day:

... interested ... Interested ... INTERESTED ... VERY INTERESTED

then suddenly not so interested.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:32 (twenty years ago)

I'm instrested in the states that swing.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:38 (twenty years ago)

I think this man would feature in Erection Day:

ihttp://members.xoom.virgilio.it/deboyzin/pele.jpg

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago)

that was funny jel

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 18:55 (twenty years ago)

Huge white billboard at La Cienega and Culver Blvds in L.A. has been graffitied with "VOTE BITCHES" and then in smaller letters underneath "Rick James". I'm going to try and take a picture later.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago)

whoops, wrong thread

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

No, I think this is the right thread.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

oh!HI!OH!

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

I have an erection and I approve this message.

― mcd (mcd), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:16 (twenty years ago)

I have an erection and I approve this message.

Sure it's not 'massage'?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Huge white billboard at La Cienega and Culver Blvds in L.A. has been graffitied with "VOTE BITCHES" and then in smaller letters underneath "Rick James". I'm going to try and take a picture later.

Which corner is this on? I was just there and didn't notice it. I almost always check out the billboards.

― Dan Quisenberry (deangulberry), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Thank you steve.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago)

"VOTE BITCHES"
This looks almost as if it were an endorsement of some variety of "Bitches" party!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago)

This thread needs to get back up on top.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Actually, an entire Day of Erection would kind of painful. Maybe this is a bad idea.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago)

n/a, you made my day with this thread

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm upset my Pele erectile dysfunction poster didn't show up...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago)

Which corner is this on?

Actually, it's La Cienega and Venice!

It's on the Southwest corner and it faces Northeast. White with red writing. If you pass by again, please take a pic. Sun will be down by the time I get there!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Ich bin geil!

ARGHHHHH

Everytime I walk down the street - Erection
When I see a woman that I'd like to beat - Erection
When I think of blood I think of love - Erection
When I think of blood I think of love - Erection

Oh-ho-OH, I got Erection
Oh-ho-OH, I got Erection
Oh-ho-OH, I got Erection
Oh-ho-OH, I got Erection

When I set a house on fire - Erection
Once a liver, now she's a dier - Erection
When I dig a hole in the ground - Erection
When I hear that death punk sound- Erection

Oh-ho-OH, I got Erection
Oh-ho-OH, I got Erection
Oh-ho-OH, I got Erection
Oh-ho-OH, I got Erection

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:31 (twenty years ago)

Hail to the chief.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.epitaph.com/epicenter/core/125/125.jpg

"We are Turbo-neeegro and we approve this ERECTION!!!!!!"

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago)

What the Erectoral College needs:

http://erectorset.net/gilbert-erector.jpg

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

universal manhood suffrage

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:45 (twenty years ago)

Universal Adult Suffrage, I think you mean.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:46 (twenty years ago)

VOTE PRIAPIST!!

― amateur!!st, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago)

oooh, suffrage, sounds like of S&M

― amateur!!st, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

Vote Priapist in 2008. Vote Perry!

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 23:42 (twenty years ago)

bob dole really should have run on the the priapist ticket

― amateur!!st, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago)

Worst. Erection Day. EVER.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:15 (twenty years ago)

And shockingly free of erections.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago)

flaccid.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Castrated

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago)

My anger is the only thing hard today.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Kicked in the nuts with a steel toed boot.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Erection day once again guided by moral issues.

― masturbating furiously while looking at pictures of the bush twins through bitte, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Putin-Bush

― Summit, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

This one will be MUCH better than the last.

― Mozarella sticks. Think about it. (kenan), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

looooool i was considering starting this thread today, having forgotten that i started it four years ago

― metametadata (n/a), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

please kill me

― metametadata (n/a), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

actually based on some of the posts on the election threads, there are already too many erections happening today

― metametadata (n/a), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:20 (sixteen years ago)

[i]11/3/08, 5:00 p.m.: I'm leaving work, driving home. Four people (one of them was a child or just an extremely short person) are holding "HONK FOR OBAMA SIGNS" on a median strip, bundled up against the cold. Lots of resultant honking, but my horn's broken - something I wasn't aware of - so I roll down my window and do a sort of Arsenio-style fist pumping thing, shouting "OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!" One dude on the strip gets a huge smile on his face, looks right at me, and starts chanting with me! Awesome![i]

^ok, <s>shivers</s> boner reading this

― good luck usa (cozwn), Tuesday, November 4, 2008 8:11 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― metametadata (n/a), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:21 (sixteen years ago)

great idea, having our employers see our "erection."

Waited 25 minutes in Brooklyn to reluctamtly vote for Cynthia McKinney (fuck The Man, both of em).

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

i voted mckinney cause she hit a cop!

― GOOD LUCK USA! (ice crӕm), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

i voted mckinney because i enjoy feeling self-righteously insignificant

― metametadata (n/a), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

― ban or astroban? (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

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