CAN ENGLAND TAKE US (NEW ENGLAND) BACK PLEASE?

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ALSO CAN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, WASHINGTON, OREGON, CANADA, ILLINOIS, MINNESOTA, AND I GUESS NEW YORK COME WITH US?

WE'RE SORRY FOR BEING A BAD BAD COLONY. WE JUST WANT TO COME HOME NOW, TKS.

TRIGONALMAYHEM, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

whoops, CAPS
sorry.

trigonalmayhem, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

no, caps are fine. it's an urgent request.

robots in love (robotsinlove), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, good.

ENGLAND ARE THESE BOLDFACED CAPS BIG ENOUGH TO SEE OVER THERE? SOS! SOS!

trigonalmayhem, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

agreed

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

GEE THANKS 4 INVITING US.

I GUESS WE'LL GO BACK TO MEXICO.

Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/news/people/queen-elizabeth-2003.jpg

No, piss off.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

we love our queen.

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I love your queen too!

Please, we're sorry baby! Take us back! Come on, Whitney, baby! Things'll change between us! I promise!

trigonalmayhem, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

they can tax the shit out of tea, i don't even care.

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

what do you want to go back to bush's lapdog for?

Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck, they can even tax the hell out of my income
gimme gimme some social healthcare and education!

trigonalmayhem, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

we'll swap you New England for the Queen

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

well, ideally with all the intelligent voters from america now a part of england, and assuming we'd have a say in things, herr blair would probably go poof.

trigonalmayhem, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

what do we want to go back to Bush's lapdog for?

google Michael Howard, reasons = self explanaTORY

Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Plus if you yoink a large part of america's economy and take it back to england, america won't be quite the same world power it is today.

Come on, can southern and midwestern 'economies' really buy tons of guns and missiles to lay siege to other countries?

trigonalmayhem, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Now we all know that my mum is already Queen of New England. She's got the Corgis and everything.

If I could get her back here, I would.

Two-Headed Zombie With No Face (kate), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

hey, you don't need us, just secede!!!

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I really don't understand why they don't.

THINGS FALL APART THE CENTRE CANNOT HOLD, BOYCOTT THE HEARTLAND.

Two-Headed Zombie With No Face (kate), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

NO ONE LIVES THERE ANYWAY!!!

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone's got to live there to account for all those Electoral College votes. Unless they're counting cattle as 3/5 of a human for voting purposes now...

Two-Headed Zombie With No Face (kate), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, they count HIPPIES for electoral purposes in Vermont, don't they?

Two-Headed Zombie With No Face (kate), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't wait for the day britain becomes the 51st state.

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

They already reposessed us after we defaulted on our post-WWII loans.

Two-Headed Zombie With No Face (kate), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

If we tried to secede I wonder what countries would be our allies.

Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know. Maybe New York and New England should set up Friendster profiles and see what happened.

Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

This doesn't answer anything, but neither would Friendster I think. We'd have to take the OKCupid test first.


World Leaders Seek to Adapt to Expected Bush Win

1 hour, 6 minutes ago

 World - Reuters

By Patrick Worsnip

LONDON (Reuters) - World leaders sought to adapt on Wednesday to the idea of four more years of President Bush (news - web sites), with friends hailing his expected re-election and critics vowing to make the best of it, especially in Iraq (news - web sites).


Many Arabs forecast further bloodshed in the Middle East because of what they saw as Bush's misguided policies, but elsewhere politicians and commentators said continuity had its merits compared with a change of guard in the White House.


The day after Tuesday's polls, Bush had moved close to victory over Democratic Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), but questions over provisional ballots in Ohio delayed a final result.


U.S. allies focused on what they saw as a more resolute line by Bush on the "war on terror" declared by the United States after the attacks on Sept. 11, 2001.


"Terrorism has to be rejected in today's world and in thisrespect George Bush (news - web sites) is a very decisive leader who is right, simply right," said Polish President Aleksander Kwasniewski. "From Poland's perspective continued cooperation with George Bush is really good news."


Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra said: "I think he (Bush) has had a lot of information on how to deal with global security. I think many things will improve after the elections."


It was an election watched intently around the world with issues of deep international interest, including the U.S. involvement in Iraq and the state of the U.S. economy, dominating the closely fought race.


Leaders who supported the Iraq war and sent troops there such as Japan's Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and Italy's Silvio Berlusconi had wanted to see Bush re-elected. Opponents of the war privately made clear they preferred Kerry.


In France, which was a leading critic of the war, Foreign Minister Michel Barnier called the election the start of "a new stage" irrespective of who won.


"We are going to work with the new U.S. administration that is formed," he said. "We have many things to do, both on the current crises -- in Iraq, the Middle East, Iran, the fate of the African continent -- and to renovate the transatlantic relationship."


Germany also opposed the Iraq war. There, Interior Minister Otto Schily said: "Despite the issue of our differing positions in the past, we all have to contribute to ensuring that the situation in Iraq stabilizes."


But Karsten Voigt, Germany's top official on relations with Washington, called on Bush to move toward the Europeans. "I hope for gestures, for offers to work together," he said.


INNOCENT VICTIMS


Middle Eastern peoples, with the exception of Israelis and some Iranians, reacted with resigned disappointment.


Khaled Maeena, editor of Saudi newspaper Arab News, said: "Four more years means (Bush) will be relentless in fighting so-called terrorism. More innocent people will be victims ... All the Saudis I've seen so far are disappointed."


Sami Abu Zuhri, spokesman for the Palestinian group Hamas which is fighting Israel, said: "We urge the new American administration to reconsider its positions ... Until they (do so) we will continue to regard the U.S. administration as hostile to our Arab and Muslim causes."


But Iyad Allawi, prime minister of the U.S.-backed Iraqi government, told Italian daily La Repubblica: "Whoever wins will be our friend. The United States liberated us from a dictator (Saddam Hussein (news - web sites)) from a very long period of war and agony."

 


Israeli Foreign Minister Silvan Shalom said that between Bush and Kerry "there is no significant difference when it comes to their deep and warm support for Israel."

Leaders elsewhere also said the outcome would make no difference. "Regardless of which candidate wins, I think there will basically be no change in the recognition of friendship between Japan and the United States," said Japan's Koizumi.

"We will work with whoever the American voters chose," said Russia's Security Council chief, Igor Ivanov.

CONTINUITY

Many analysts agreed on the value of an unchanged administration, especially in troubled times.

Even in the Middle East, Farid Al-Khazin, political science professor at the American University of Beirut, said: "Continuity in policy at time of war is going to be crucial and I think re-election of Bush is far better."

For many, the crucial question now was whether Bush, if he wins, could restore goodwill eroded by Iraq and U.S. opposition to issues with widespread global appeal such as the Kyoto pact to fight global warming and the International Criminal Court.

Bush ally British Prime Minister Tony Blair (news - web sites) has made progress on climate change a top issue for his leadership of the G8 next year.

"That's not an easy issue for Bush to shift on. He may be prepared to make some cosmetic, face-saving shifts to try and help Blair, but I can't see him making a fundamental shift of position," said British politics professor Wyn Grant.

Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll give you amnesty, carey. there's still an extra room.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=5770065

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=458457

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

And can we return the Louisiana Purchase to France? We don't want it anymore.

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha WAIT DON'T GIVE AWAY MY CHILDHOOD HOME YOU BASTARD

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Well the only other way is for Americans who feel
as if they are being victimised by the Bush
administration, and his lacking sense of policy and leadership
to seek political asylum in the UK... though it might be
worth keeping in mind dying of embarrassment is not
considered 'imminent danger' by the Home Office.

Form a disorderly queue and I'll sponsor one of you...

Effing Nora (Effing Nora), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I just think it's time for that part of the country to return to French values.

x-post

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Nemo, first we're going to have to teach them how to make some palatable wine.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuxking midwest and South. How about a nice big earthquake drops the Biblebelt into the ocean? Or we hand the Louisiana Purchase back to France, that's an excellent idea. ;-)

I shall now go hide my head in shame because 90% of my country is populated by raging morons....

lyra (lyra), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I honestly want to know what my chances are of getting political asylum in some european country severely disgusted by bush. Even if just as a political stunt, I think it's worth a shot.

trigonalmayhem, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, Michael, when France reclaims the Lousiana Purchase, the populace is going to have more than palatable wine shoved down their throats: delicious cheeses, atheism, haute couture, cafe culture, sexy films, and Daft Punk all will be part of the program.

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Nemus.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

it is not only the us. the change in attitude is also present in other countries. looking at my country (belgium), i wonder what the future holds: the right wing groups are becoming too popular to ignore, in due time we'll have them as mayors in some cities, but then you also have italy with berlusconi. so when you think about moving, think twice about which country.

jesus nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Nemus? Oh wait, I think I get it.

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

if you're in a country with right wing rule i can only urge you to stay there to provide the required opposition.

i often think/hope in the UK that despite the problem (race riots in Oldham, Bradford, BNP increases) it looks worse than it is because a more tolerant secular society is actually establishing itself, so the bigots just stand out more as a result. naive maybe.

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

DO TEHY HAVE ASIAN

RANDONITA, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I shall now go hide my head in shame because 90% of my country is populated by raging morons....
Well, 51%, at most. It's not so bad.

briania (briania), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Was that a dis, Ned?

Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You are assuming that the 48% who voted for Kerry aren't also morons.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The New York Observer says:

"If New York, Connecticut and New Jersey seceded and established themselves as a separate country, we would become the world’s second-wealthiest nation in terms of per capita income. We’d be right behind those fat cats in Luxembourg--and we’d have bumped the U.S. out of second place.

But don’t start dining out on those flush paychecks just yet: A new study by Rutgers University, titled "Tri-State Affluence: Losing by Winning," has found that taxpayers in Connecticut, New York and New Jersey pay a disproportionately high share of federal income and employment taxes, ranking 49th, 40th and 50th, respectively, in the amount of aid we get back per tax dollar."

Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I honestly want to know what my chances are of getting political asylum in some european country severely disgusted by bush.

What's your ethnic background? Mine might make me eligible for a German passport, and I know people who have gotten Irish passports on similar grounds.

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

it's always worth remembering that Bush votes account for 51% of the fraction of registered voters who actually bothered to vote (half of a half.. a quarter?), a pitifully small minority in the end

all parts of Freelance Hiveminder's last post deserve consideration for OTM permanent resident status, pls forward to relevant personnel

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure California would have to be high on that index too. Isn't California the ninth-largest economy in the world or something?

Star Hustler, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

my great-grandparents were german. d'ya think they'd take me?

planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, there's always Hawaii, a Democratic paradise I believe!

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

That's where Nowell lives! Maybe her mom will let us stay on her couch?

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

What's your ethnic background? Mine might make me eligible for a German passport, and I know people who have gotten Irish passports on similar grounds.

That's a problem, see. I'm a mutt. The only real ancestry I can trace back is like five generations (I think) ago when the family I get my last name from came over from east prussia prior to WWI. So that's probably too distant (and my blood too diluted at this point) to really help me out.

trigonalmayhem, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I have relatives in Gottenberg Sweden!!!

LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

It's nice there.

adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Mexico:Please take back Texas. We forgive you for the Alamo.

Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

In fact, Mexico, please take back the entire southwest. You can have southern california too, but we're keeping San Fran, tks.

trigonalmayhem, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I do think that its a shame the US gained independence so early sometimes and not through any "wouldn't it be lovely if the British Empire had remained bigger for longer" sort of way. More along the lines of, if only the British govt of the time *hadn't* demanded taxation without any representation, or, if only the British soldiers had fought harder/been better equipped/more numerous, then maybe the US would be more like Canada and many of the world's current ills would not be quite so severe.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)


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