Will any (attractive) women outside the US marry me into permenant residency?

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Maybe someday I can become a citizen, but these point systems for getting work visas are so frustrating!
I need an easy way out (because I'm still american, after all).

― trigonalmayhem, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Whoops.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 16:27 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, can I make the same request? American bride for sale.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 16:27 (twenty years ago)

All of a sudden, Ol' Huck's looking pretty good!

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Or hell, if gay marriage is legal in your country and you're ok with sleeping in seperate rooms and no shenanegins (unless you look really like a girl), I'll marry guys too.

― trigonalmayhem, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago)

All of a sudden, Ol' Huck's looking pretty good!

Huck, just come over the border in a big suit and talk big Canadian talk and watch 'em flock to you like geese to stale breadcrumbs.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm quite serious. American bride for sale, right here. Take me into the bosom of any country that speaks English, Spanish or French.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Or hell, if gay marriage is legal in your country and you're ok with sleeping in seperate rooms and no shenanegins (unless you look really like a girl), I'll marry guys too.

i noticed your mysterious logged out posting name is an anagram of

try gei anal mo hm

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago)

tho i doubt you'd be willing to either marry or sleep with Yoda

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Maybe this is the way that I will finally snag myself a husband! ha ha ha!

oh wait. An American husband. Never mind.

― Two-Headed Zombie With No Face (kate), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 17:44 (twenty years ago)

i'll think about it if you are any of the following people: chingy, houston, bam margera, adam brody, justyn. otherwise, i can ask my friends if they want a husband.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 18:59 (twenty years ago)

Heya Ms. Lurex. I'm guessing this puts a bit of a pall on the vacation. :-/

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago)

hi ned! yeah, i'm pretty down about it but i'll live. he was president when i got here so what has changed? your govt already have my fingerprints now.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 19:02 (twenty years ago)

You suspicious person! Why, you'll have to be investigated. Anyway, hope everything's been going swimmingly otherwise. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago)

i am ned!!! when i come back to LA, i will help you lot party away your bush blues i promise!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I'm one of the few quality americans!
That's why I want out.

Please help : (

― trigonalmayhem, Wednesday, 3 November 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago)

My sister was talking about wanting to move to someplace like Finland or Norway, I think I should set up an arranged marriage for her with Geir.

― Leon in Exile (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago)

The cure might be worse than the disease.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago)

It would be perfect, they could talk about Britpop and Dodgy all day long.

― Leon in Exile (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:27 (twenty years ago)

I'd glady trade gas-guzzling fords for beautiful natural fjords.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago)

The only wedding where the first dance was to a These Animal Men song.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.marryanamerican.ca/

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 4 November 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Hell, me and the boyfriend can marry one each! You can live in our closet. You may be required to perform som simpler household tasks. Bring some cake.

― Hanna (Hanna), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago)

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