Get It Off Your Chest: the Election `04 Primal Scream Thread.

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FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH. FUCK YOU REPUBLICANS. FUCK YOU INDIANA, TEXAS, ALASKA, KANSAS, ALABAMA, NORTH DAKOTA, OKLAHOMA, NEBRASKA, IDAHO, WYOMING AND UTAH FOR ALL GIVING BUSH MORE THAN 60% OF THE VOTE. FUCK YOU EVANGELICALS FOR HAVING YOUR HEADS WAY UP YOUR ASS. FUCK YOU ALL. I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL. YOU'RE TO BLAME FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS. YOU'RE TO BLAME. YOU ARE. YOU. YOU. YOU. BLAME. BLAME. BLAME. SLEEP WELL, YOU IGNORANT FUCKING LARVA!

:::sigh:::

I wish that made me feel better, but alas...it really doesn't.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 4 November 2004 02:59 (twenty years ago)

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ALSO I WISH 200,000 MORE HURRICANES UPON FLORIDA SO THAT ITS MANY IDIOT RESIDENTS MAY BE WASHED OUT TO SEA LIKE CUBAN REFUGEES WHERE THEY WILL DROWN, BE EATEN BY SHARKS, OR (THE WORST FATE) WASH UP ON CUBAN SHORES. SECONDLY, I HOPE THAT THE ENTIRE LANDMASS OF FLORIDA BECOMES A GIANT SINKHOLE AND DISAPPEARS UNDER THE OCEAN, TAKING DISNEYLAND, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, AND ALL THE SHITTY DEVELOPMENT THAT *IS* FLORIDA WITH IT.

That makes me feel a little better.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:04 (twenty years ago)

It sucks, huh?

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:05 (twenty years ago)

an acquaitance said in 2000 -- it applied then, and it applies even more so now (though it is elitist as all fuck):

"bush got MORE states, but gore [and now kerry, ed.] got all of the QUALITY states."

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago)

What happened in 2000 or whatever? Didn't something that wasn't supposed to happen, well, happen? Did someone cheat?

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:08 (twenty years ago)

ich möchte ein eisbär sein

im kalten polar

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:09 (twenty years ago)

There's a reason for elitism. Here is my primal scream:

HOW IS A FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN THEOCRACY LESS SCARY THAN THE MUSLIM ONE THE US IS FIGHTING? MENTALIST IS THE OPERATIVE PHRASE. STOP.
ALSO, STOP WRECKING THE COUNTRY YOU CORPORATE TWATS! STOP.

TO THE REPUBLICANS ALL THE WAY BACK TO REAGAN: MAY MANATEES SUFFOCATE YOU IN FOLDS OF WATERY FLESH. STOP!

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago)

Preach on.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago)

(which is mighty cold comfort today. not to mention that (a) many of said "quality states" have their share of dumbass shit [hello, pennsyltuckey*]; (b) i would more than willingly trade the research triangle and atlanta for goodly portions of upstate NY; and (c) if i had the money, i would GLADLY pay for cinniblount, nickalicious, and the ILXor kentucky crew to move to the blue state of their choosing!)

* "pennsyltuckey" = all parts of pennsylvania =/= philadelphia and pittsburgh metro areas.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago)

Why a polar bear?
x-post

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago)

HOW IS A FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN THEOCRACY LESS SCARY THAN THE MUSLIM ONE THE US IS FIGHTING?

because Jesus loves them and hates ragheads, silly orbit.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:14 (twenty years ago)

and the homos ... can't forget that Jesus hates the homos. fred phelps and jimmy swaggart said so!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:15 (twenty years ago)

Eisbären mußen
nie weinen

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:17 (twenty years ago)

anyone else remember that one bugs bunny cartoon, where he sawed off florida and let it float off into the ocean (hopefully to slam HARD into colombia)?. anyone else think, after last night (not to mention 4 years ago), that this would actually be a PRETTY DAMN GREAT IDEA?!?

yeah, me too!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:19 (twenty years ago)

A SOFT HOODWINK OF SHADOW
THE SIZE OF MAKE-BELIEVE
PUNCHES THROUGH HIS SPIKE OF RAGE
A GLASS HAND CUTS THROUGHT THE WATER
SNIFFING OUT THE MAGIC FURY
THEN FROM INSIDE
BOLT LIGHTNING CRIES
SWIFTLY CRUSHED
THE FINAL MUFFLED SIGHS
NEEDLES AND SINS, SINS AND NEEDLES
HE'S GASPING FOR AIR
IN THE WISHING WELL
DUST TO RUST, ASHES ON GASHES
HAND AROUND THE KILLING JAR
HAND AROUND THE KILLING JAR

Now I fell better.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:19 (twenty years ago)

ya tvoy slogu, ya tvoy rabotnik!

(if we're gonna be ruled by people whose mindset isn't that much different than yer average stalinist aparatchik, then maybe learning a little russian ain't such a bad idea!)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:20 (twenty years ago)

FUCK. WHY THE FUCKING FUCK?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:30 (twenty years ago)

That actually did make me feel better but yelling and swearing usually do.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:31 (twenty years ago)

BLOOMBERG BLOOMBERG BLOOMBERG BLOOMBERG,
A BLOOMBERG BLOOMBERG BLOOM,
YOU'VE GOT BIGGER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT,
JETS STADIUM BLOOMBERG BLOOM.

HOMELAND HOMELAND HOMELAND,
A HOMELAND HOMELAND HOME,
HOW'S YOUR SUBWAY RUNNING,
AMTRAK HOMELAND HOME.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 4 November 2004 03:38 (twenty years ago)

ROB SCHNEIDER IS DERP

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 4 November 2004 05:42 (twenty years ago)

GUESS WHAT, BUSH VOTERS! HAPPY THAT HE'S IN, HUH? FEEL FREE TO ALSO ENJOY WHEN YOU CHILDREN ARE DRAFTED AND DIE IN 3 YEARS IN A FARAWAY PLACE. WHAT'S THAT? YOUR DAUGHTER/GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT DUE TO WOEFULLY INADEQUATE "ABSTINENCE-ONLY" SEXUAL EDUCATION? THAT'S A DAMN SHAME THAT SHE'S NO LONGER ABLE TO GET AN ABORTION; WE REALLY VALUE A CULTURE OF LIFE HERE. OH YEAH, AND I'M SORRY THAT ANY SORT OF WELFARE OR SOCIAL SECURITY WAS CUT FOR HER AFTER HAVING THAT CHILD FOR SO MANY WEEKS. PERHAPS A FAITH-BASED ORGANIZATION CAN HELP, IF THEY'RE NOT OVERSTRESSED FROM ALL THE OTHER SUPPLICANTS.

IN RELATED NEWS, FUCK ALL Y'ALL. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE PORTLAND.

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:05 (twenty years ago)

I invisage a sky full of nuke laden bombers crossing the north atlantic. I knew from the start that Bush was getting back in, so i did my screaming a couple of months ago.

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 4 November 2004 10:12 (twenty years ago)

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in twelve-thirty flight
Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards
salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say: "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for
you"
[Chorus:]
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that
I've become
[Repeat chorus]
[Instrumental break]

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 4 November 2004 11:23 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38204000/jpg/_38204814_bobby_gillespite300pa.jpg

YOU GOT!!! SWASTIKA EYES!!!! SWAAAAAASSSSTIK EEEEYYYYYEEESSSS!!!

Oh wait, sorry, wrong Primal Scream.

― Two-Headed Zombie With No Face (kate), Thursday, 4 November 2004 11:31 (twenty years ago)

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Bobby G wanking on an American flag for President! hurrah!

― Two-Headed Zombie With No Face (kate), Thursday, 4 November 2004 11:31 (twenty years ago)

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― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 4 November 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago)

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