I am not Jon Williams

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Though he once touched my butt.

Well, maybe it was more than once.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:36 (twenty years ago)

i am not jon williams either

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:38 (twenty years ago)

I am not Jon Williams
Though I have the same initials

(Wait, no I don't.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago)

I am Jon Williams.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago)

No you're not!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago)

I am definitely Jon Williams.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago)

wow it's been a long time since we had a Jon Williams thread!

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hcc.hawaii.edu/~pine/angler.gif

This image is not Jon Williams either

― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago)

His name is not Merv Griffin.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago)

His real name is George.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago)

someone should start a thread like this for every single regular ILE poster

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Have you heard the voice of Jon Williams? I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?

― adam... (nordicskilla), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I have most certainly heard the voice of Jon Williams.

He touched my butt!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I know him and he does.

― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago)

http://usuarios.lycos.es/magrittefan/images/works/magritte4.jpg

This isn't Jon Williams's pipe

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I'm Jon Williams, but I've been wrong before.

― Leon in Exile (Ex Leon), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago)

is Tiger Woods Jon Williams?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago)

http://boijmans.kennisnet.nl/onderw/ckv2/Grakunst/Beeldend/Rmutt2.jpg

and while we're at it, this isn't his urinal.

― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I could make a really bad joke here....

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I am Sancho

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:47 (twenty years ago)

Supposedly, Jon was born in a mental institution and he sleeps only one hour a night. He also has Sephiroth hair. He's a great man.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.soundgenerator.com/pix/articles/2003/10/talking_heads_140.jpg
This is not his beautiful wife.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:49 (twenty years ago)

Does he have an action figure yet? There should be a noise dudes playset, I don't know what their Castle Grayskull would be though.

― Leon in Exile (Ex Leon), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:50 (twenty years ago)

jon williams is a state of mind. we are all jon williams.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:50 (twenty years ago)

CASTLE HI DERE!

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.eterminator.com/t900-action-figure.jpg

― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Talks with Mattel fell through, so I think they're looking to Hasbro now.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:51 (twenty years ago)

JOn WIlliams is people.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:51 (twenty years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/life/cyber/_photos/nixon-resigning-via-nbctv.jpg

Jon Williams is not a crook

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago)

According to a google image search, this... is Jon Willams:

ihttp://www.volcanoesbaseball.com/game_reports/2002/Photo's%20&%20Bio's/Jon%20Williams.jpg

― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago)

That is not the Jon Williams we know and love.

That is a poser Jon Williams.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:53 (twenty years ago)

We are all made of Jon Williams.

― Moby (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:53 (twenty years ago)

that dude's got a face like a frying pan (xpost)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:53 (twenty years ago)

we are all made of Jon Williams

omg x-post!

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:53 (twenty years ago)

He also looks like he has about two brain cells too-ing and fro-ing about in there.

― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/mx_097RowanWitt.jpg

Maybe there is no Jon Williams

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Every time you say that a noise dude dies!

― Leon in Exile (Ex Leon), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Jon Williams sees dead people.

― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Say "Jon Williams" three times and he'll appear

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:55 (twenty years ago)

cool! xxpost

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Every time a bell rings a noise dude gets his animated GIFs.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:56 (twenty years ago)

(kiddin' re:cool)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:56 (twenty years ago)

MORE COWBELL

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:56 (twenty years ago)

true fact: "jon williams" is an anagram of "teh mighty holger!!!1!"

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago)

BRAUCHT MEHR KUHGLOCKE!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago)

"I'm Jon Williams!"

"No, I'm Jon Williams!"

"I'm Jon Williams!"

"HI DERE"

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:58 (twenty years ago)

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http://c.myspace.com/00023/80/17/23687108_m.gif

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/bpantano/GIFS/truffle.gif

http://www.made2smile.com/funpages/seal/seal_clapping_fins_lg_wht.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/missdynamite/mozcantdomybody.gif

http://www.unregardmoderne.com/spip/IMG/gif/darfour.gif

http://www.unregardmoderne.com/spip/IMG/gif/velo.gif

http://myamericanheartrock.com/damme20dance.jpg

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago)

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http://users.erols.com/whiggrrl/Trampoline.gif

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago)

better anagram:
ILL JAMS I OWN

― Laura E (laurae55), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2050.gif

― Laura E (laurae55), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago)

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― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:18 (twenty years ago)

Jon Williams and Ian Johnson are among my very bestest friends in the whole wide universe (/twee) and if anybody has any personal problem with them I hope they fucking choke on bile and die. Laura and Andrew L.R. too.

To the knee-jerk shit-heads who see a thread with Jon / Ian / my name on it and disregard it as foolish or less valid than any other thread on this board, I say in caps and massive font-size: EAT A CUMCAKE, NEGATIVE BITCHHEAD BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HALF AS FUCKING SERIOUS AS YOU PRESUME YOURSELF TO BE.

I'm sick of the meanspiritedness around here during the past week. We lost the election: GET THE CRAP OVER IT. Dissapointment (and severe disappointment at that) is understandable, but save it for its rightful target and leave other posters alone. It's the adult thing to do. This goes for other threads too -- I've been holding my breath, avoiding a lot of the more political threads I'd like to post to because I fear that admitting frustration and anger but not OH MY FUCKING GOD THE WORLD WILL END BECAUSE A RELIGIOUS ZEALOT FUCKNUT IS IN THE WHITEHOUSE FOR FOUR MORE YEARS WITH A LOADED LEGISLATURE EVERYBODY INTO PANIC MODE GAYS ARE BEING SENT TO INTERNMENT CAMPS AND FOETUSUS TO IRAQ TO TRAIN FOR INVADING NORTH KOREA FOR THE KYOTO TREATY AND OBAMA KEYES BLAH BLAH I READ THE NEW YORK TIMES AND NOTHING ELSE SO I CONSIDER MYSELF INCREDIBLY INFORMED BULLSHIT will result in an argument.

Grow up, people.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:28 (twenty years ago)

I love you Jer *hug*.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:31 (twenty years ago)

i like jon williams

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:33 (twenty years ago)

// whew // I'm breathless.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:34 (twenty years ago)

After that rant I'm not suprised! ;) But yeah well said.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago)

IOW I totally have no probs with ze noiz dudes either. Everyones so crankypantzor lately! :(

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, now I'm worried that Jeremy thinks I was making fun of Jon and Ian upthread (well, in a bad way). I like you all very much, and it probably isn't worth worrying about those who don't.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago)

Kevin, you're definately all right in my book.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.trigonalmayhem.com/jonwtc.jpg

JON WILLIAMS IS A DEFENDER OF FREEDOM!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago)

No, Jer, you're breathtaking. many xposts. also, jeremy, when are you gonna be in RI this winter? if you/laura/me/jon/etc. are around at the same time i want to have a birthday party.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago)

TM: someone once sent me an angry e-mail about that picture! so heads up!

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:37 (twenty years ago)

haha
I've posted way worse stuff on the internets before.
I have no fear!

I just love that picture a lot.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:38 (twenty years ago)

Why would they be angry? Wouldn't they have wanted Jon to blast the planes?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:38 (twenty years ago)

ps, I'm wayne.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:38 (twenty years ago)

I don't know why they were angry. Apparently it's 'distasteful.' (Hi wayne.)

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago)

wayne, have we me?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago)

you might have yourself, but I certainly haven't.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:52 (twenty years ago)

my keyboard is missing a few significa le&nbs; ers.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:54 (twenty years ago)

my keyboard is missing a few significa le ers.

(woulda been funnier if it worked without the typo)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:55 (twenty years ago)

It would have been funnier to type it properly, for the paradox. (pleased to meet you, Wayne).

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago)

Wayne you're not australian by any chance are ye?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:03 (twenty years ago)

i don't find that picture distasteful.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:17 (twenty years ago)

australian?

no, why?

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:19 (twenty years ago)

Trig: oh thats ok, its just I know a perth noise dude called wayne and ... just seemed like one of those odd logic leaps.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago)

I do find that picture distasteful.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago)

xxxxxxxpost
I'm pretty sure we haven't met, though.
I haven't been to RI in a while.

xxxxxxpost
(and likewise, sir)

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago)

ah, quite understandable.

also, think that wayne will trade with me for a while?
like four years?

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I'd welcome any of youse noize dudes to live in Melbourne anyway. We can go to teh park and smoke bawngs for 4 years til the fuckheads are gone.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago)

there are plenty of genuine melbourne noize dudes. not pussy ass ones like me

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago)

Yay! I'd come to Melbourne in a heartbeat if I weren't so bloody poor. Granted, I'm not really a noize dude. But the fact remains.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:54 (twenty years ago)

how is noize dude defined anyways?

― gem (trisk), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:54 (twenty years ago)

they like wolf eyes

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:54 (twenty years ago)

well, I am one then.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 04:55 (twenty years ago)

I dont even know who Wolf Eyes are. But who cares! Jer can come and live on my couch =) Hurray!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago)

remind me to bring my wolf eyes cd next time i visit trayce. you're in for an experience you'll never forget.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago)

roxtar. australia is my #3 trip right now;

1) Colombia (March)
2) Alaska (June)
3) Australia (whenever I can afford it)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:04 (twenty years ago)

Jim is it anything like that shitty Fruity Loops white noise stuff all my perth mates make?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:08 (twenty years ago)

nnnnnno.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:08 (twenty years ago)

Oh ok... why am I scared then ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:09 (twenty years ago)

with good reason!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:09 (twenty years ago)

It's perfect for driving home in the car late at night!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:13 (twenty years ago)

So we're not talking Whitehouse or anything are we?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:14 (twenty years ago)

different entirely!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:16 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I have any interest in hearing any "noize band" ever but I think I'm still a noize chiXoR. Or something.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:16 (twenty years ago)

they're as much like whitehouse as they're not like whitehouse.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:16 (twenty years ago)

I dont think I know what defines a noize band or concept now, after all. *cries*

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:34 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand Remy's rant, or what it has to do with this thread. Actually, I thought I liked Remy, and now I am not sure, because I might be "teh enemy."

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 November 2004 06:42 (twenty years ago)

Oh ok I'm going to come back onto this thread and make one more post just to make sure... (multiple xpost of course)

1. I like JW's posts, not that he needs anyone to defend his presence on this board or irl. I wasn't taking the piss, just borrowing the name.
2. This thread wasn't about JW to me, it could have been about any ilx meme. This could have been the hat-washing, Gear's roommate, poxy fule, i-don't-know-who-you-are thread. It wasn't malicious, nobody got hurt and it was just being childish. Why the fuck not.
3. However many times I read this thread over, I can't be entirely sure I understand exactly what was objected to by whom.
4. Anyway, I've missed the point like everyone else.

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 5 November 2004 10:47 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

thepandamystery: Wayne coppock is a pseudonym for jon williams.

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Sunday, 16 January 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

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