Yasser Arafat's death paves the way for Jon Williams to become the next palestinian leader

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Discuss how this might upset the balance of power in the middle east.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLING breaks out, PEACE is sure to follow.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:59 (twenty years ago)

Suicide bombers to be replaced by militants handing out yellow cards with 'faggot' written on them.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Every Palestinian ever gets their own computer and animated GIFs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Boredoms write new Palestinian anthem. Israelis mystified.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago)

palestine changes name to OMG PALETSINE!!!1

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago)

optometry and epilepsy research become top occupations.

― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago)

wizardishungry.com becomes official website for Palestein; epileptic seizures follow.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago)

palestinian transit slowed down by embedded links

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago)

israel bombed by extremely large pictures, causing them severe annoyance

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:12 (twenty years ago)

hey trig, out of curiosity, why all these JW threads?

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago)

I want to cheer him up when he comes back to his computer.
Or at least try to.

Also, the other was because someone in a thread seemed to think I was he.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

yeh you seem a bit like him sometimes

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:23 (twenty years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/jon.arafart.jpg

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:46 (twenty years ago)

He would make a green line between NOIZE/NOT NOIZE parts of Jerusalem.
(SORRY I really thought you were JW under an assumed name)

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago)

No. I am Jon Williams.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago)

maybe I am.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago)

I AM THE JEWESS OF THE HAMAS LEADER: SCANDAL!!!

― A. BORRELLI (A. BORRELLI), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago)

I have a feeling he would walk the great wall with a kazoo/loudspeaker begging for cigarettes drinking amstel light.

Afterwards, he would garnish all official military vehicles with tinny computer speakers playing the background music to MacGuyver.

― Matt Clark, Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago)

[img]http://c.myspace.com/00024/89/11/24881198_l.jpg[/img]

FREE ROLLING ROCK FOR ALL THE A-RABS!!

― A. BORRELLI (A. BORRELLI), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Did someone just alert all of Jon's high school friends to ILX?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago)

"just"?!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago)

It feels like there's been an influx lately.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago)

haha, wayne isn't a HS friend.

nor am i!

― A. BORRELLI (A. BORRELLI), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:12 (twenty years ago)

jon williams is executed within 24 hours for not being hardline enough. then they find somebody who is. the situation in the middle east remains the same until emperor george III frees the gaza strip in 2029.

― d.arraghmac, Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:21 (twenty years ago)

JW looks more like Cornholio than The Next Palestinian Strongman in that pic above.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:31 (twenty years ago)

Jon Williams' only high school friends posting here are me, Ian, and Andrew L.R. ... we've all been around for quite a while. And frankly, how come we have to be his friends? Couldn't he have been our friends?

Jon'll blast Wolf Eyes over the wall at the Zionists and get 'em to back the fuck up by sheer dint of TEH AWSEOME POWER OF NOIZE!!!!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 08:23 (twenty years ago)

Err, couldn't he have been our friends?

because he's a total schitzo.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 6 November 2004 08:24 (twenty years ago)

he'll do blasphemous things w/ sleeping bags on the Temple Mount.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 November 2004 17:12 (twenty years ago)

Zionists --> Ohnoezionists

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 6 November 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago)

revive

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Friday, 12 November 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

peace process stalled after public conflicts with arielo sharonington

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 12 November 2004 17:23 (twenty years ago)

New Palestinian leader travels everywhere by crowdsurfing.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 12 November 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Hits on cute girls in libraries by complementing their "headscarf."

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 12 November 2004 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Apparently, his favorite song was "Chewy, Chewy". According to the guy on WFMU, who is playing it right now.

― JBR, Friday, 12 November 2004 23:46 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/caitxa/nyc/jonomgwtf.jpg

― Ganbare Goemon (ex machina), Monday, 3 January 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

LOLESTINE

― Carl Winslow is WHAT!?!? (deangulberry), Monday, 3 January 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

there's probably some Edward Said on that shelf, maybe.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 3 January 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

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