Things that are in the "always funny pantheon"

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So we don't clutter up the Excelsior thread. Monkeys, falling over etc...What do you think?

Banana skins?

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/tsrt.chf/Projets/Details/Bananas/images/photoBananaSkin01.jpg

Pie fights?

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/9798/ds005.jpg

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:03 (twenty years ago)

monosyllabic buzzharshing

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Yes!

Tommy and Whiplash?

http://coshops.com/stores_app/images/images_114/whiplash_cover.jpg

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago)

like clowns and water sprinkling roses and hand buzzers, banana peel slips and pie fights will never ever ever be funny.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago)

monkey riding dogs -> funny.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:05 (twenty years ago)

i'm sorry, i don't make the rules. they just are. also, that hat is adorable.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:05 (twenty years ago)

They are always funny! I've never seen a pie fight I didn't find funny. Or a banana peel slip! What about the one in Sleeper?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:05 (twenty years ago)

comedy

― adam... (nordicskilla), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:05 (twenty years ago)

Adam.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Dave Chappelle yelling.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Ex-nostriline lactile ejecta.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago)

in fact, i've never met anyone under 70 who actually finds any of that stuff funny. kevin, were you born in black and white?

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago)

animals wearing clothes

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago)

funny.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:08 (twenty years ago)

White suburban kids being "gangsta".

― adam... (nordicskilla), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Frenchmen on bicycles with garlic strings and berets.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago)

i've got deja vu now - there's definitely an older 'stuff that is always funny' thread

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Preschoolers saying the f-word.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago)

The Patsy from AbFab vodka photo.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago)

I love black and white slapstick comedy, if that counts.

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/u-z/zooovertime.jpg

I've never seen an unfunny polar bear. However, might not be funny if they try to eat you. Also, might not be funny if above bear were dead.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago)

foul mouthed puppet dogs

http://files.intellisite.com/1/5/7/8/5.jpg

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago)

TAKEN A JEWS HAT OFF

― AMAZE RAND, Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Puns.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Jokes.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Clicking submit before thinking your reply through completely.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

dude, why has men getting smacked in the crotch not graced this thread yet?

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

Hmmm. Best to not imagigoogle for "animals wearing clothes" with no filter.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:15 (twenty years ago)

dude, why has men getting smacked in the crotch not graced this thread yet?

Because it's only funny when it happens to someone else, and each time it does happen to someone else, that means your turn draws nearer.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:16 (twenty years ago)

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http://www.handmadewebsites.com/mystuff/masonreese25.jpg
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http://www.afri-canguitars.com/images/home/dave_matthews.jpg

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:16 (twenty years ago)

gorilla suits

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

Circus Seals (people should post pictures of their funny things, where appropriate)

http://www.circus.com.ru/images/foto/seal.jpg

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/t/mtt130/shat234.gif

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.goldenagebatman.com/bat7a.jpg

― Huk-L, Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago)

kittens in pint glasses

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago)

yo mama jokes

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago)

MARCEL WINS

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.johnnymisfortune.com/billyp2.jpg

― ganish, Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago)

midgets

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago)

horsepenis

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago)

LUCHA LIBRE

http://www.satanicomansonlucha.galeon.com/leyendas/fishsa.jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:46 (twenty years ago)

wise-cracking children and old people.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago)

sudden, hilarious violence

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago)

Gerald Ford

― Huk-L, Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago)

FUNNY ACCENTS!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago)

and Stereotypes!

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Putting shoe polish around the eyepieces of binoculars.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago)

http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=qg3nt0yu9vk8o1n4uj97xhc&r=20.asx

― Huk-L, Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago)

stupid aliens
wigs
misguided new agers
the first season of Ren & Stimpy
Dan Clowes-style misanthropy

― adam... (nordicskilla), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:12 (twenty years ago)

"San Fransiskie? So, how did you came - did you drove n' did you flew?"

― Pangolino Again, Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago)

moustaches have been pretty over-exploited recently, but i'm not ready to say goodbye to them yet

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago)

(also pangolino spectacularly otm)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago)

(nice officer & a gentile reference ..)
xpost

Fat kids who sing:
http://www.zacharyallen.com

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mtsu.edu/~wesleyfo/images/album/parthenon.gif

Things that are in the always-funny Parthenon.

― Pangolino (ricki spaghetti), Thursday, 4 November 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago)

[1F22] Bart of Darkness

Hello and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Res-Q-Phone. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press 1. To choose from a list of felonies, press 2. If you are being murdered or are dialing from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.

*beep* *beep* *beep* (5#96)

You have chosen Regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 5 November 2004 12:50 (twenty years ago)

so you're saying regicide jokes are always funny?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 November 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

OH MY GOD

I finally watched the intro Flash movie on the Zachary Allen site and I think I've hurt myself from laughing.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 November 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

Oh my god, I didn't say Dummies !? Dummies are hilarious. Especially when they are obviously dummies.

Also, obviously spliced-in film scenes are always funny.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

clownpenis.fart

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Thursday, 17 February 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

Goatse.cx

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 17 February 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

hahahahaha!

i was gonna say pekingese dogs, but i can't top goatse.cx cookies.

― stockholm cindy's secret world with martin bashir (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 17 February 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe I clicked on that, but I'm so glad I did. It's like that thing in Harry Potter when the kid has to imagine Snape in his grandmother's clothes, to ridiculate his fear away.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 17 February 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Wow.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 17 February 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Sam Henderson to thread

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 17 February 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Robots swearing = always funny. (Bender, R2D2, etc. Also, on The Mind of Mannie Fresh, Mannie has a robot voicemail filter that says things like "Damn that bitch desperate" in a computer voice. That shit is hi-larious, always.)

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 17 February 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

Fat men in little jackets are always funny

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 17 February 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

people getting hurt!

― peter smith (plsmith), Friday, 18 February 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

PUPPET SHOW
AND
SPINAL TAP

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 18 February 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

'This is our monthly at ease weekend...'
'I'm sure if I wasn't under such heavy sedation...'
'I'm sort of like luke-warm water...'
'There's such a fine line between stupid and clever...'
'What's wrong with being sexy?'
'What's at the end, and what's stoppin it, and what's beyond what's stoppin it, is really my question to you...'
etc

― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 18 February 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

People should envy us.
I envy us.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 18 February 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=385479

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 18 February 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 03:37 (twenty years ago)

does anyone else remember the thread where gareth was lioke, i finally did it, i slipped on a banana! rthat was always funny to me.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

ten years pass...

when animals are referred to as "[given name] the [type of animal]", particularly if the animal has just died in a tragic fashion, eg Cecil the lion, Victor the giraffe

― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:59 (nine years ago)

Elvis the Pomeranian

― gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 17:04 (nine years ago)

Phillip the Goldendoodle, RIP

― the lungs of either a horse or a human baby (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 17:08 (nine years ago)

In 1977, a giraffe called Victor tore a muscle in his leg, collapsed on his stomach, and was unable to get up. The press suggested that he had slipped while trying to mate and compared his situation to the splits.[12] All attempts to get him on his feet failed, and his plight became a major international news story. Portsmouth Dockyard made a hoist to attempt to raise him onto his feet. He died of a heart attack very shortly afterward in the arms of his keeper Ruth.[13] The publicity turned Marwell into a major tourist attraction, and interest was revived the following summer, when Victor's mate, Dribbles, gave birth to a female calf named Victoria.

― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 17:19 (nine years ago)

*salutes*

― gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 17:29 (nine years ago)

Elvis the Pomeranian

― gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Wednesday, July 29, 2015 10:04 AM (47 minutes ago)

― sarahell, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 17:53 (nine years ago)

your next album needs The Ballad Of Victor And Dribbles btw

― gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 18:05 (nine years ago)

Apple Cabin Foods ads.

― rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 18:06 (nine years ago)

hahaha

― sarahell, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 18:07 (nine years ago)

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