This is the thread where Ned explains why he stalks C-Man EVERYWHERE on ILX

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Like a sad, fat disillusioned moron. He's never off line is he? He's obsessed and fat and if he breaks his leg he'll have to pay lots of money for health care. HAHAHAHA.

― Funny Frank, Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

most likely cos your always starting threads about him. get a fucking grip.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry. I'm a dick.

― Funny Frank, Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. We are all so very, very sorry.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Dozy Dick.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not posting on this thread again but bet it goes on for ages eh?

― Funny Frank, Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i listened to Suede today!

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

How should I punctuate the exclamation: "Kiss me I'm Irish"?

a) Kiss me! I'm Irish!
b) Kiss me; I'm Irish!
c) Kiss me, I'm Irish!
d) other

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

calum robert wadell do you still post to the mobius asian cinema board?

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he a fucking nuisance there as well?

ned does not stalk k-lame anywhere on ilx.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

no, it's funny, he's made some normal posts under his real name there.

however that board is aggressively moderated. i find it amusing that calum exploits the fact that there is no aggressive moderation on this board, since he's obviously capable of playing by the rules when he's in real danger of being censured.

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

these days i'm more bemused by calum/jon williams types than anything else--bemused that i'm on a forum where i'd even come into contact with such people, who obviously i'd either never encounter or give a wide berth IRL.

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

He was quite good at exploiting it when there was aggressive moderation (of him) on this board as well.

(x-post - I do hope you stick around, Amateurist)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

calum/jon williams types

for fucks sake

― :| (....), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i know!

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

im bemused by all those amateurist/tuomas types that i would obviuosly avoid irl.

― :| (....), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

kidding.

― :| (....), Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

amateurist if you leave the terrorists have won. Not everyone is happy to surrender ILX to the frat boys

but yes, I think Calum Robert Wadell's arseholeishness shld be trumpeted to all his genre buddies/'professional' outlets (eg Dark Side magazine)

― Am Fan, Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i wasn't threatening to leave!!!

i wouldn't pull those kind of "i'm out of here, suckers" melodramatics. if i choose to leave i'll just leave.

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

im bemused by all those amateurist/tuomas types that i would obviuosly avoid irl.

-- :| (...), November 4th, 2004.

b-b-but i don't even know who you are!!

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 4 November 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you guys even have any proof that every instance of this is the actual Calum? Is someone checking IPs?

Either way it seems just as offensive to constantly attack someone (this 'real' Calum) who may or may not even be responsible for these "calum" posts as it is to troll the board.

― Dan Quisenberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, this one, like most of the others (there are one or two cases where people have assumed it's Calum where I can't verify that) really is him. Isn't the combination of desperation and stupidity pretty recogniseable?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 4 November 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, it's an easy gag to replicate at this point but people seem to enjoy responding to it regardless so I guess it works.

― Dan Quisenberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Ja, du weißt es, teure Seele,
Daß ich fern von dir mich quäle,
Liebe macht die Herzen krank,
Habe Dank.

Einst hielt ich, der Freiheit Zecher,
Hoch den Amethysten-Becher,
Und du segnetest den Trank,
Habe Dank.

Und beschworst darin die Bösen,
Bis ich, was ich nie gewesen,
Heilig, heilig an's Herz dir sank,
Habe Dank.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 4 November 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

who cares if people respond? I mean I used to be all like "if you don't give him attention, he'll go away". But if ILx enjoys kicking him around whenever he makes some sad attempt to be controversial, then so be it. The fact that people post to Calum's threads doesn't mean he's won jack-shit.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 4 November 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Calm down. I didn't say he won, but rather that it is pretty silly to assume that every troll is Calum and that some internet lynch mob (see: upthread) should go out trashing Calum's reputation.

― Dan Quisenberry (deangulberry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

you're so calum.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 November 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I am Jon Williams

― Dan Quisenberry (deangulberry), Friday, 5 November 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

god, amateurist is such a dick! bigger dick than me surely!

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Friday, 5 November 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"bigger dick than me surely!"

― couldn't possibly comment, Friday, 5 November 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

doh

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

why is everyone on ILX a total moron?

And come on, jon!=calum and you know it.

This is why I hated junior high.

― Laura E (laurae55), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I think what irritates old-ilx most about nu-noise boarders is that several of them seem to assume they know all about this place and why we do what we do and how we should behave even though some of them aren't old enough to buy liquor yet. Classic really, I kind of like watching the fights break out, it makes me feel superior even though I think now I've bitched for months at a time, demanded tabla rasa treatment for the database, left, come back, left, come back, and been kind of a cunt the entire time. But I HAD GOOD REASON YOU SEE.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 5 November 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

roffle!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

basically, if ned doesn't like you - he can't resist getting a shot in. its hardly stalking. he pops up on threads to take shots at me. omg wtf. do you see me having the aneuryism? it just means he really, really, really doesn't like you. i mean wtf, its not like he's even going to meet you. adapt. i mean - weren't you loved enough by yr mum, calum? stop looking for acceptance - especially on ilx.

― doomie x, Friday, 5 November 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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