I have a wedgie you would not believe

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Seriously. I can't fix it either, because I'm stuck at my desk and there are people around me.

I feel like I'm being sawed in half.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you thong!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahaha

― oops (Oops), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

get up and go to the bathroom, dumbass.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't! I have to stay here and answer the phone for the next several minutes.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

just reach down & adjust. If anyone looks at you, give 'em a "what're you lookin at?" kinda look back.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I would offer more advice but i'm too busy thinking about your ass. But what else is new?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't, it's wedged too far. I'd need to stand up.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

see, if you didn't have a big ass you wouldn't be in this mess.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.funny-pictures.biz/Funny%20Pictures/political/bush-wedgie-2.5-wide.gif

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Oops you are so rude ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

G strings are floss for your gluteus maximus.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

this story, like aaliyah, needs a resolution.

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

is the male version of this when your dick falls asleep?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it's when you slip in the shower and fall on a lemon or a piece of brick.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Arse size doesn't matter. Think how it feels to drive on a flat plain. Now, think what it's like to drive in the crevice between two enormous mountains. You don't need a limousine? Or a bus? Do you?

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

1. "Arse size doesn't matter."
2. "two enormous mountains"

Does not compute.

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cultzone.net/music/1998/yemcultcd981105.jpg

― Pangolino (ricki spaghetti), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Arse size doesn't matter. Think how it feels to drive on a flat plain. Now, think what it's like to drive in the crevice between two enormous mountains. You don't need a limousine? Or a bus? Do you?

-- Adamdrome Crankypants

This would be the road less travelled?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 November 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

An hour and a half in... what's the verdict, Aimee?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope the people don't stand around her for seven or eight hours...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

an hour and a half in the crevice?! whoa

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if you need a dive plan to retrieve it.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

1. "Arse size doesn't matter."
2. "two enormous mountains"

Does not compute.

Well, the G part of a G-string is always going to be roughly the same length, whether the arse cheeks are the size of baguettes or beach balls, yeah?

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

If the problem is still occurring, I would suggest knocking a pen far away from you, going to get it, then as you are walking back towards the people, correct it.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post) Baguettes? That's an odd reference for buttocks...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Right, right, I just thought it was funny that after you assert #1, you're careful to specify enormity in #2.

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

'OMG LOOK OVER THERE!! A GORILLA!!' *squidge squidge* 'Oh never mind, it's gone now.'

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Now it's in my pants!" ::tug, pull, rearrange:: "Got him!"

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Right, right, I just thought it was funny that after you assert #1, you're careful to specify enormity in #2.

Yeah, because the height of the mountains [or plains] doesn't affect the shape of the road, just as the enormity [or otherwise] of arse cheeks doesn't affect that long bony bit where the poo hole goes.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

This analogy has gotten way out of hand.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in a well?"

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It was a good analogy, just misunderstood.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Unless you don't have arse cheeks at all, in which case the ribbony bit would just slide off and get mucky muck all over your hips.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 5 November 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel sick.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I dont wanna ask why you've mucky muck up there to start with, Ad my dear... HELLO TOILET PAPER WTFOMG

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

That's rich coming from Little Miss Squits.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 5 November 2004 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i am so glad i didn't press submit 3hrs ago.

i came home sobering up and panicked at what i thought i had written

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 5 November 2004 08:04 (twenty-one years ago)

That's rich coming from Little Miss Squits.

hahahahahahahaha omg omg omg

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 5 November 2004 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I HATE YOU ADAM *runs off crying*

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

And youre in big trouble too Jim. Grr. ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 5 November 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

WICKED SPLITTAH

― kephm, Friday, 5 November 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

How long has it been now?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 5 November 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

how does adam know so much about wearing a thong?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 November 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

you told him all about it?

― Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 5 November 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

There's nothing Ken won't do (to turn you off).

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 5 November 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

An hour and a half in... what's the verdict, Aimee?

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have left you all hanging. G-string was successfully retrieved about 5 minutes after my last posting. Ass and g-string are both resting comfortably.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

are g-string and thong synonymous?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Ass and g-string are both resting comfortably.

...in my lap.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

intriguing

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

not really

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha

― adam... (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I try not to pull at my panties at my desk as a general rule, but I have another problem today. My hair just falls out all the time, especially after I've just washed it. So I find myself pulling loose strands off my clothes constantly. What's worst is when it goes down my shirt. Today I'm wearing a V-neck top and hairs keep falling down there and tickling me. So I'm at my desk, constantly having to stop myself from either looking down my shirt, putting my hand up my shirt, or some combo.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I seem to shed a lot too - flatmates from years ago still complain when they meet me about finding my hair all over the place.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I have none of the problems listed above.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Tickling hairs in bras are almost worst than wedgies.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

rjg how could you

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, sorry.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

let me finish

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

really

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

Today I do not have a wedgie, but my bra is too tight and I can't take it off.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

I wish you would! Oh wait...

― Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

why not?
xpost

― oops (Oops), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

Because I'm at work and I'm wearing a halter top and... bad things would happen.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

You might get promoted?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

There's nowhere to go.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

I want to work where hott women wear halter tops!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

i had wet shoes all day today from the rain. that's pretty fucking annoying.

― strng hlkngtn, Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

The best thing about women is that you can wedgie them both ways.

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

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