Although I am an (arguably) heterosexual male, I kind of want to fuck homophobes in the ass until they cry

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At least justify their fears, you know? It's not like you can change their mind, so you can at least make their worst fears come true.

They might possibly enjoy it and kill themselves, too!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You're not the first to say this over the past few days. Perhaps this is some sort of new movement?

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It doesn't make sense to hate anybody who's different from you, as far as I'm concerned. That's why homophobes confuse me.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I should found the SGFHITAFGRA

(Straight Guys Fucking Homophobes In The Ass For Gay Rights Alliance).
Think it would take off?

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I doubt it...

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

well shit.
Can I just fuck physically attractive homophobes in the ass on my own, then?

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

If that's what you wanna do, go ahead.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Alright, I finally have a new goal and direction in life! Ahoy!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

You're just gonna make them more hateful and homophobic. How would this work, again?

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 5 November 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't say it would make anything better. Just that they're unlikely to change their mind, so that I should justify their fear. So it's at least not completely unfounded.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

a reach-around could help

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Just stay away from those people.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You realize this is essentially rape we're talking about?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Rape is bad. Unless a man is the victim (and the rapist is a man as well).

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Hm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't really think that, of course.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Rape is bad. Unless a man is the victim (and the rapist is a man as well).

Exactly! It's a win for me!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Um.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, what if a woman were to rape a man?

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

A woman is totally incapable of raping a man - it's just not possible.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Can we just stop? Now? Please?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude ... fat chicks.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

What if she had a big rubber dick?

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

what the world needs now is prison sex, sweet prison sex. It's the only thing that there's just too little of.

― Kenan (kenan), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

what if i was given viagra

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

xxpost
Nope.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

SLIP VIAGRA INTO THE RURAL WATER SUPPLIES

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Why?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know
maybe they'd feel indecent or maybe they'd realize how stupid they are to diss on sexuality

either way, the hilarity of everyone walking around with boners always is awesome.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon has a point, Nowell. What if a woman tied a man down on his back and gave him viagra? Then she could sit on his erect weiner and ride it even if he didn't want her to.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

MAN! What the hell are we talking about?
Okay, but I have never heard of an instance in which a man was raped by a woman. And if he was, he probably wouldn't report it.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

^^ that's exactly why people think it doesn't happen
because any dude that says he was raped is ridiculed, possibly cited as being 'gay.'

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

What if he really was gay and was traumatized by the event?

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jpoc.net/movies/d/00/disclosure.jpg

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 5 November 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

What is that?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a fantasic, sexy thriller, masterfully done.

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

A movie about a man being sexually harassed by a woman? Sounds silly. Now, if it were about a woman being sexually harassed by a man... It probably wouldn't be better, but it would be more akin to reality.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

does she sexy-u-ally assault him with her clothes off at all?

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Women are perfect angels that never do anything bad ever.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, I have come to the conclusion that you hate fun!

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

There are virtual reality elements in the flick, don't worry.

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost
NO! I love fun! I'm serious. Dead serious.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

wait virtual reality like CG boobs or like 'things that would never happen involving real boobs (at least on screen)'?

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Women should rape men.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think Nowell is who it says it is.

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

(attractive) women should rape me(n)

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

What's your definition of an "attractive" woman?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

a lot of unreported spousal abuse right now is female on male

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost NOT 15

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Nowell is an AI script.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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All those are dumb phrases!

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

what about 'word?'

as in:

"word."

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

query to computer: do liberals actually cause and inflame the issues they are (arguably) against?

― doomie x, Friday, 5 November 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm unclear why any young girl who turns up here makes everyone think she's a fake; but even if you do believe that, I am even more unclear why so many therefore just act relentlessly unpleasantly to the poster in question. Okay, if it's a fake they might deserve it, but even then it seems pointless; and if they are real it is simply nasty, bullying behaviour. I dislike it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://queen-of-outer-space.com/uhoh.jpg

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

if throwing humour at the problem makes it worse, then yes!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

What problem?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

the problem of pre-marital flirtation

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

What?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with Martin on this. Give Nowell the benefit of the doubt. It lloks so often as if people are more concerned with being the discerning person who catches out the imposter than with giving some the benefit of the doubt until proved wrong. After all, it's the fuxoring interweb, nobody knows you're a dog and that's one reason why we like it. *Harrrumph!*

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Will you two take it to the Aja/Dante board already?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I have to go now.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

See you all later.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

In persona as pope on Vespa, turns, waves and says, 'Ciao.'

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

bye nowell!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, I'm really going now. For real. This kid keeps flicking the light in the room on and off...I'm in school, and the bell's gonna ring soon. Bye! I'll be back.

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet Michael Douglas has big boobs.

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

... for me to C on!

― Kenan (kenan), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Not to piss on the parade, but, again, I must ask, why are things like rape, violence, and derogatory remarks just fine when they're pointed at people whgo disagree with the liberal agenda?

I mean, that's what you're doing. Advocating rape.

Not that any straight guy worth his weight in hamburger would let you get near his ass without raping yours, with a rubber mallet, first, but...

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

*Cue banjo solo from "Deliverance"*

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger, what parade are you talking about? The two teenagers making idiotic jokes to each other?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

We are Sodomites and we must have sodomy.

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Gomorry is more indie.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't been a teenager for like two and a half years now, kthx.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Sodom vs. Gomorrah

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

GAMERA!
http://www.kami.jp/gamera.jpg

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't been a teenager for like two and a half years now, kthx.

Well, be proud that you're mistaken for one, I guess.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I'm thrilled at his condescension

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a touch annoying when people suddenly go apeshit about one little off-colour remark, whereas they think others are terribly funny. Hello consistancy!

Or if so-and-so above is actually offended by ALL off-colour remarks, what a dud!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"(arguably) heterosexual"

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Trigonal, you're still young enough to use half years in figuring your age. Live it up! Laugh a little. Sneer at our decrepit humor, c'mon.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm too depressed. Woe is me, the real world is near. Graduating in May is taking all the fun right out of me.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Youth, eet eez wahsted on ze young, no?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

OUI, MONSOIR

OUI

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

My evening?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know french.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I am jesting.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha so now homophobes are "people who disagree with the liberal agenda"? It's political correctness gone mad!!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 6 November 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

what's needed is Army of Lovers copyband all over republican states.

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Saturday, 6 November 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm scared of girls

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

does this mean there are loads girls wanting to fuck me til i cry?

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

loads of

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

There have been cases (at least one) of a woman raping a man. My understanding is theat the man awoke to find the woman straddling him, and had her charged (I believe succesfully) with rape. On the other hand, I could have dreamt it up.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Some women were at least sexual aggressors in Abu Ghairib, weren't they?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 7 November 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a very good point. Of course they were terrorists - you're allowed to rape terrorists.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 7 November 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, I'm really going now. For real. This kid keeps flicking the light in the room on and off...I'm in school, and the bell's gonna ring soon. Bye! I'll be back.

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), November 5th, 2004.

YOURE NOT IN SCHOOL LIAR> STOP LYING. AND SO WHAT IF YOURE LEAVING AND YOULL BE BACK< WHYE DO YOU HAVE TO TELL USTHAT EVERY TIME? LIAR! FRAUD.

― , Sunday, 7 November 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

A man can be raped by a woman -- it happened to my friend and it involves something we'll call "morning wood". No joke.

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 7 November 2004 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

appropos of nothing, you all should check Craigslist lately:

I promised that if Kerry lost, I would suck Republican cock
Reply to: anon-47747234@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-11-03, 4:20PM EST

I always keep my word. You want your Republican sucked by a hot Democratic mouth, than get in line. If you are a corporate exec with his own office and privacy, I'll blow you there if it's more convenient.
Take care for now.

this is in or around bklyn
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 7 November 2004 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Really, even if a man does get erect in the situation, wouldn't it still be rape if he doesn't give consent? A woman might get lubricated but that doesn't mean she doesn't have to give verbal consent.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 7 November 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i think 'verbal consent' is pushing that point a little too far. how romantic would that situation be? on the verge, you stop, she says what, you say

i'm waiting for your verbal consent....

― d.arraghmac, Sunday, 7 November 2004 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

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