My wife just told me my being stinks

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How does one respond to this?

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 6 November 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Ask her about your nothingness.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 6 November 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell her you fucked her sister.

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 6 November 2004 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

YUCK.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 6 November 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

your wife has a yucky sister?

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Saturday, 6 November 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

NO.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 6 November 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

:-(

Serious Autumn? In what way? This sucks mang!

― dog latin (dog latin), Saturday, 6 November 2004 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

In the sense that I had loads of garlic last night, and apparently it's oozing out my pores.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 6 November 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Is "being" code for something else?

― JUSHINTHUNDERLIGER (deangulberry), Saturday, 6 November 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Bing?

Bing bong?

― JUSHINTHUNDERLIGER (deangulberry), Saturday, 6 November 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I so figured this was a roger adultery thread.

― Masked Gazza, Saturday, 6 November 2004 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd assume the only way to respond would be to shower and gargle?

maybe i'm thinking too literally again...

― d.arraghmac, Saturday, 6 November 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I did all that but it's still there. I must be excreting it from orifices I never knew I had.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

yep, garlic, onions and all that happy crap still exude odours from your pores (particularly in th epalm of your hands, if you check) for maybe 24 hours.

drink plenty of water, eat some raw vegetables and fresh fruit. you should find it helps. be nice to her in the meantime.

― d.arraghmac, Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

WASH YOUR BING BONG

― JUSHINTHUNDERLIGER (deangulberry), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoo-hoo! I shall.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 6 November 2004 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow deangulberry! I think that's the first post you've ever made that didn't make me want to punch you in the throat! Good job.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 6 November 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Is "being" code for something else?
-- JUSHINTHUNDERLIGER (power.strik...), November 6th, 2004.

he has a pet humanoid

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 November 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven years pass...

omg

― Neanderthal, Monday, 11 April 2016 03:10 (ten years ago)

I bumped into AA the other day, funnily enough. He did not stink of garlic.

― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 11 April 2016 03:14 (ten years ago)

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