I don't want to do it. I feel strangely paralyzed. Spur me on to victory!
― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 6 November 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)
They'll lay their eggs in your lower intestine if you don't kill them all with a large dollop of bleach.
― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 6 November 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)
Wow.
I just cleaned the apartment today, and if I can do it, you sure as hell can.
― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 6 November 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)
Brothers and sisters-uh!
Sister Orbit must clean the house-uh!
She must clean the house today-uh!
For the house of Orbit is full of dirt-uh!
Full of dirt and the unclean things of dirt-uh!
Can you FEEL the dirt-uh?
I said, can you FEEEE-ull the dirt-uh?
Say amen-uh!
All: A-MEN!
So I say to you, the DIRT MUST GO-uh!
THE DIRT MUST GO-uh!
And Sister Orbit must rise from her chair-uh!
And she must GO TO THE DIRT-uh!
And she must smite the dirt with all her POW-er!
Say amen!
All: A-MEN!
Let us pray-uh!
Oh Lord, we beseech thee today.
We who are but as dust mites in your mighty eyes.
We who are the unclean and the unrighteous.
We who you swept out of Eden as abominations in your sight.
Make us clean, Lord.
Make Orbit clean, oh Lord!
Make Orbit clean her house, oh Lord!
In Jesus' name we pray.
Amen.
All: A-MEN! HA-llelujah!
― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 6 November 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)
You can borrow my puppy if you'd like- he barks at vacuum cleaners as you try to vacuum. Then for more fun... you collect all his various toys floating around, put them into his little wooden box on the floor, and he will take them all back out again! Endless hours of fun.
― lyra (lyra), Sunday, 7 November 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)
Haha! I needed that, Aimless (and all)
― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 7 November 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)