I think Nowell is out to get me

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I think Nowell is out to get me. A talking dog named Sam told me so. Is someone trying to scare me off the internets?

― odzhun, Monday, 8 November 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too, I'm scared. I think she's a vice cop trying to entrap horny old internetters by pretending to be an underage gurl.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i think shes just a horny underage vice cop.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

KEEP HER AWAY FROM AJA!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

What the hell is this?

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

And why feed it?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just going to lock it.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

(but thought I'd conduct a crude investigation first.)

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Before you do, let me say this:

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Not you, Andrew.

xpost

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck all of you.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

is yuor ilx bookmark a search for your name?

― :| (....), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Nowell is an FBI agent

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

when did this "nowell" pop up? did i nod off at some point? anyway, apparently he is a shockingly tall 5'6" and paranoid.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

His brother's name is Lyeam.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

(Sorry.)

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.collingwood.sutton.sch.uk/images/Eat%20Me.jpg

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i like nowell. i think there is a little bit of nowell in all of us.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait for a Chinese hottie called Lee Yum, Nicole...

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, if this thread disturbs you, under ILX regulations you can ask any thread that's about you and not started by you to be deleted. You can do it here.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.besuche-oscar-wilde.de/bilder/oscar_collage.jpg

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lambiek.net/artists/williams_r/williams_r.jpg

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ratcreature.net/images/clowes.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.courttv.com/graphics/photos/trials/michael-jackson/photogallery/1-et-mj-030904.jpg

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Fucking A, this is fucked up. What retard started this thread? What did I EVER do to upset everyone so fucking much?

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like every fucking body here knows everyone and I'm some kind of outsider. Shit. That's why Emilymv says shit like, "when did this "nowell" pop up? did i nod off at some point? anyway, apparently he is a shockingly tall 5'6" and paranoid." Dipshit.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

We don't owe you anything.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's "we"?

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

the cool kids, obv.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm kidding. You're fine. Someone is just picking on you. Relax.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, here's a hint. I READ ILX and ILM for a solid month before posting anything, and I've been posting for about six months and I still feel like an outsider most days. Get over it, it's not about you.

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not paranoid. Just frustrated. And I hate "cool" people.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate cool people too. That's why I'm here.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Nobody here is cool. But there was a community long before you or I came along.

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

seconded on the hating cool people.

xpost. thirded. it's the internet! nobody who spends a great deal of time on the internet is a cool person! everyone is not cool, that's what makes it so great.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

remember that all the "cool people" here are big, fat nerds.

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Something tells me that they're not. They're probably considered "cool" where they live. Whatever.
And honestly - WHAT the FUCK did I do to make everyone want to pick on me?

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Calm down, Nowell - most people here like you, I think. And if they're going to annoy you because of your age or you writing mannerisms it's their loss. You'll have more fun if you just relax.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://spams-ukwildcatbasketball.com/Chill_Pill.mbe.jpg

You want some water with that?

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm cool. I'm also macho.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

By cool, I mean I wear a leather jacket and say "AY!" like the Fonz.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Nobody loves me.
What's wrong with my "writing mannerisms"? They're perfectly fine.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, that's exactly why I hinted that you should go back to the "I'm just asking" thread. There are some suggestions about what you've been doing that's irritating, if you'll just pay careful attention and not see it as a hatefest.

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't wanna look. Just tell me.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

No. Take a little responsibility for your own behavior, ADHD-girl.

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I apologize. I realized that was mean and stupid the second it came out of my fingers.

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't mean that I mind you mannerism, but some people seem to - like the way you seem to say 'what' a lot was causing people to mimic it to annoy you.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

And I don't think she's played Dungeons and Dragons in her life, apex.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

you could stand to be a little more positive and talk about stuff other than how much you hate yourself and everyone hates you. it doesn't bother me all that much but maybe others could be a little annoyed by it. i don't hate you.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

XXXXPOST
I don't have ADHD, cuz ADHD is FAKE!!

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Nowell,
You are hereby banned from starting threads about yourself and how you're perceived on ILX. If you're a troll, you'll ignore this anyway, obv, but if you're for real, then seriously, take this lesson about interacting with grown-ups - attention seeking tends to be a bad thing and people don't appreciate it.
If you do feel the need to talk about the you/ILX interface (and obviously you do, even though it's not a very attractive trait) then please revive one of the other threads about you. But only if you've got a good reason, alright? Otherwise it becomes self-fulfilling and we WILL want you off ILX because you're a tedious, immature solipsist.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), November 7th, 2004 2:40 PM. (Mark C) (later)

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What a patronizing, condescending...

Ok, I don't really wanna talk about how I'm perceived on ILX anyway - but it's so upsetting, I just can't help it. I sort of like talking about me....and...Fuck.
By the way, why are teenagers perceived as the stupidest human beings on earth?

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

What's that line about hatred of the newly converted? Anyway, it's because we used to be teenagers, and now we're not we hate ourselves for how we were, and extend it to all teenagers.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Kevin is OTM. That means "On The Money."

(Kevin, I didn't get the D&D reference.)

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, do you know about the livejournal communities? they are mostly made by teenagers, I don't know, maybe you would be better off there?

― aklasd@alkjfl.com, Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

stupid teenagers can become really smart adults if they don't dwell on how stupid everyone thinks they are. quit paying so much attention to what people think about you, ok?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

uh, do NOT get a livejournal. if you want to write things down, write them on paper.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, either you're in charge of your own actions or you're not. If you don't really want to talk about how you're perceived on ILX, then don't start thread about how you're perceived on ILX. The fact that you don't seem to have much control over what you blurt out gives you the outward appearance of being a lot younger than 15 years old. More like 11 or 12.

Do you ever read any ILX threads that you haven't started? Other than "I think Nowell is out to get me," that is.

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wait, that's this thread, hahaha!

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I was making a dumb joke confusing ADHD with AD&D. I think I'll go post on that nerd thread....

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel bad about how unpleasant some people have been to Nowell - it mystifies me, and annoys me because it smacks very strongly of bullying, something that really gets my back up. I'm not friends with Nowell and a 45 year old man has little in common with a 15 year old girl, I'm just appalled at the nastiness that's been on show. For what it's worth, Nowell, it is only a handful of people who have acted like this. And despite the way it is said, Markelby's post has some sense in it - if all your posts and threads are just about you, and you don't join in more general conversation, there will be people who don't like that, and you will find it more difficult to form positive links here. That doesn't mean you can't talk about yourself or anything like that, just that more other stuff would probably help.

If you want this thread deleted, just say the word and I'll do it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Martin OTM. If theres one thing worse than bullying, it's grown mena and women bullying children (in at least the legal description).

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with Martin.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

See, Nowell? We love you. Now you have to stop saying that nobody loves you, ok?

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.seattleweekly.com/features/0445/041110_music_noise.php

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Martin Skidmore wanted to make sure everyone knows he's NOT my friend. Nice.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus christ, nowell, he didn't mean that.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

He didn't? Well, you know me. Paranoid as fuck.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I didn't mean that at all!

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, now I can see why Nowell deserves our love and respect.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Forget the chill pill. Get this kid some lithium. (and some water.)

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not depressed. I don't think I've ever been diagnosed with depression, but I'm forced to take pills, which I hate. I asked a doctor if I had depression and he just said, "Do you think you have it?" Jeez.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

(Lithium's not for depression, it's for bipolar disorder.)

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

that's a reasonable question.

xpost

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Xpost
Dude, I am not bipolar.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Xpost
I told him that I don't know if I am. He's the doctor - HE's supposed to tell ME.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that's just how psychiatrists talk, Nowell. Thinking you're depressed can be taken as a symptom of depression, I guess. Though you wouldn't necessarily be sad at all, paradoxically.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, Martin only said he's not your friend to show that the reason he's defending you has nothing to do with friendship. BUT HE'S DEFENDING YOU.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Right.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, I didn't mean anything like that - I was trying to make the point that I'm not defending a pal, just defending you on general principles. I think I've talked to you enough, and in friendly enough terms, that you've no reason to put a bad interpretation on what I said. Wouldn't it have seemed highly presumptuous to claim we were friends?

(xpost, Jayms spot on)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, yeah, it would've. See, I jump to conclusions very quickly.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i think the doctor meant that you're the only one that knows the REAL answer to that question. the fact that you asked it is answer enough, probably.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah. Whenever I tell people that I'm a completely normal person, they just snicker or say "Whatever". But it depends on who I'm telling.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

being depressed doesn't mean you're normal or not normal.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I know. I'm saying that I'm normal.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"By the way, why are teenagers perceived as the stupidest human beings on earth?"

heh

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, anyone hating on you has forgotten how it feels to have the piss taken out of them for no good reason. Ignore.

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Xpost
Well, we are. But there are some good aspects to being a teenager. I mean, I'm in no rush to grow up.

― Nowell (Nowell), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

All I can think about is what a horrendous thing the internet would've been for me if it had been at this level of sophistication when I was fifteen. All I had to confuse and teach me about the harshness and duplicity of life were party lines; this is about a zillion times worse.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 November 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Hell yeah, I'd have been screwed.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 November 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Nowell, I'm confused about your use of the phrase "Fuckin' A": this is normally used as an affirmative expression, and you seem to use it as a general negative expletive. What's up with that?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 11 November 2004 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

That's not any kind of dig at you btw, I'm just curious about use of language.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 11 November 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"Fuckin A" can be used as an expression of exasperation. I've done it.

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Thursday, 11 November 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Really? You learn something new every day.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 11 November 2004 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe it's an American thing? You say it in a sarcastic tone of voice when you mean it that way.

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Thursday, 11 November 2004 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

it is american, or is at least widely used here.

nowell-sorry. i didn't mean to upset you by my wonder about your sudden appearance. it just struck me as odd that suddenly 3 of the top threads were started by you, and i thought that i must have been very oblivious not to have noticed before. i was making a statement about my ignorance. didn't mean to offend.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 11 November 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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