"Dallas" Reunion Special -- Who's watching it?

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OMG!! Steve Kanaly looks exactly the same!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:41 (twenty years ago)

And so does Charlene Tilton! (a little heavier, but she always was a bit chubby)

Unfortunately, Larry Hagman looks 150 years old.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:42 (twenty years ago)

Victoria Principal was so cute during the first season ... that was probably the only season that I liked Pam&Bobby as a couple. I hated them after that. I was so pissed off when he didn't marry Priscilla Presley.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago)

Oh ffs, speaking of which, they just showed the scene when he proposed to her again. I was ready to hurl the TV out the window.

Victoria Principal is crying just reminiscing about it.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago)

"Be ... a ... family" (Bobby dies)

SHOW IT!!!!!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago)

Assholes, they didn't show it.

They're going to count down the top 10 "Dallas" cliffhangers throughout the show ... gee, I WONDER WHAT WILL BE #1??????

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:52 (twenty years ago)

I'd forgotten how twisted and demented Lucy was in the first season.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:04 (twenty years ago)

I completely forgot that Lucy was engaged to a gay man!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:06 (twenty years ago)

I always thought that Linda Gray played an unconvincing drunk.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm starting to believe that I'm the only ILXor who is watching this.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Dude, you are heading down memory lane at top speed. (I ended up seeing a lot of episodes but barely remember much of them -- the characters, them I remember.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:09 (twenty years ago)

I'm a little foggy on some of the storylines too ... but it wasn't so long ago that I watched it. I didn't watch the show until TNN started running them in syndication in the early 90's.

I've seen every episode they ever made except for three (iirc, there were 356 in total).

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago)

You are slightly scaring me (but only just).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago)

Jock was soooooooooooooo cool. He had no acting ability, he could only deliver lines in one style, but he ROCKED that style.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:17 (twenty years ago)

Ha, this reunion scene with LH and LG is the only one thus far that doesn't seem stilted and scripted.
They're arguing over sexual conquests for their characters on the show. I think I counted once for JR -- he slept with about 25 women during the 13 seasons.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:23 (twenty years ago)

weird timing, Howard Keel died today.

I don't know who he was.

I can't believe this show was on until 1991? Who the hell was watching it at the end? My parents were obsessed with this show but I don't remember hearing about it after about 1986

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:43 (twenty years ago)

i watched the final episode!

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:54 (twenty years ago)

Oh that's too bad :(
Keel played Clayton Farlow, an oil baron in competition with the Ewings. Initially, he was secretly in love with Sue Ellen, but eventually he came to realize that she wasn't in love with him.

Later, he married Miss Ellie, and they were together for the final six seasons. Unfortunately, both characters ceased to be interesting once they got married.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago)

OMG Mary Crosby is STILL FUCKING HOT!!!

She was easily the prettiest girl who was ever on the show.
JR's secretary Sly was #2.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 04:00 (twenty years ago)

That was all I knew of Keel for a long time, was that show. Then years later I find out he's a goddamn giant of midcentury American musical theater! (The original movie soundtrack to Kismet, out on Rhino, is a frickin' treat.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 November 2004 04:00 (twenty years ago)

The problem with this cliffhanger countdown is that #1 and #2 are completely obv. #1 will be JR getting shot, and #2 will be Bobby in the shower (a great, if nonsensical cliffhanger which in a weird way probably signalled the end of the show's glory days. Well, actually the season when Bobby was dead wasn't so good, and the one wen he came back was great, if underrated. After that, it wasn't the same).

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago)

i watched the final episode!
I did too -- it was the only episode I watched when the show was originally on the air.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 04:03 (twenty years ago)

I'm imagining a middle aged Haverchuck watching this and that makes me very happy,

Magic City (ano ano), Monday, 8 November 2004 04:07 (twenty years ago)

#5 -- ooooh, that was a damned good one, as JR throws Jack Scalia off the balcony and Sue Ellen appears to shoot JR afterward.

The problem with so many of these cliffhangers is that they came out of nowhere. There was no real build up to them. The astounding buildup was what made the "Who Shot JR" stuff so great. For the whole season, JR was becoming more and more corrupt, screwing over family members and friends and making increasingly shady business deals. The two or three episodes at the end of the season was some of the finest TV writing I've ever seen, as they meticulously and logically constructed murder motives for literally about eight or nine people. Then he got shot, the season abruptly ended, and the rest is TV history.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago)

Well, that was fun. Most of the major characters were there, but it would have been interesting to see some of the supporting characters too. There were hardly any *scenes* with supporting characters.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 04:48 (twenty years ago)

If I were in the States, I would be watching this. I never really watched the good early series of Dallas when they were on the first time, though my mum was obsessed by it. I started watching round about the time Bobby and April got together, and watched until the end, then watched the whole thing from the start via re-runs on UK Gold about five years ago.

My husband was right into it as well. He's got all the movies!

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 8 November 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago)

Bobby and April were great ... but then they got married and April was immediately killed off! What was up with that? A contract dispute? Although they kept her name in the opening credits during the final season even though she was dead ...

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago)

b-b-but she got shot in slow motion...

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 8 November 2004 05:04 (twenty years ago)

And they unneccessarily killed off Punk Anderson in that ep ... one of the few supporting characters who had been on the show from the beginning :(

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 8 November 2004 05:08 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

so is this even worth watching on DVD?

Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 August 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

Absolutely yes

remember early 80s getting video tapes shipped in to addis and everyone was hooked and desp waiting for the new episodes, still have the theme song seared into my memory

so trashy but so good tho still a bit odd in that, wait yer millionaires but you all still live in the same house???

and yes Charlene Tilton/Lucy was a train wreck early on. slutty rebellious teen to the nth degree

H in Addis, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:22 (fifteen years ago)

seven years pass...

Been watching Dallas lately

maybe the most baffling news itt tbh

― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, February 27, 2018 4:22 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dude, if you have a better suggestion for what to do with fourteen box sets full of Dallas episodes, I'm all ears. But I don't see where I have much choice in the matter.

Larry Hagman and the guy who played Bobby were two of the most genuinely lovely people she ever worked with.

Apparently those two and Victoria Principal were legit besties

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, February 27, 2018 6:50 AM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think almost the entire core cast of the show have been inseparably good friends since the late '70s, which I find so weirdly touching for reasons I can't explain.

Long and short: I love watching Dallas (although almost always while doing other things). Could I recommend it to other people in good faith? Not really. It's very trashy (shock) but it's fun and campy and occasionally even smart (but more often very dumb). The biggest feather in its cap is J.R., who I legitimately think is one of the greatest fictional characters of all time, certainly one of the greatest villains. Largely due to the relish Hagman takes in playing him.

But I don't expect to sell anyone else on it. I've been completely unsuccessful in that regard thus far.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:25 (seven years ago)

I read that Hagman downed a bottle of champagne while filming every episode.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:57 (seven years ago)

Yeah, I guess he was a pretty raging alcoholic for much of its run.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 13:59 (seven years ago)

what happened to the reboot of this? died a quick death I imagine. seems like they tried to bring it back a few times.

akm, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:02 (seven years ago)

reboot lasted three seasons! i think larry hagman dying kinda did it in tho

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:05 (seven years ago)

one of my earliest memories is dancing in front of the tv to the dallas opening credits then being out to bed

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:06 (seven years ago)

er, put to bed

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:06 (seven years ago)

xxxpost I watched the first season, it was okay. It was a continuation rather than a reboot. I guess it turned into a shitshow, though. The showrunner was, I guess, not all that familiar with the original show? Which...who knows what they were even thinking with that decision.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:07 (seven years ago)

My mom watched the original religiously. It seemed like the most boring thing in the world as a kid. We bonded watching that first season of the reboot together, though. It was nice.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:08 (seven years ago)

Dallas, Dukes of Hazard, Waltons and Little House...there were all kinds of southern whites on TV when I was kid. Watched all of them.

akm, Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:09 (seven years ago)

Yeah, it's hard to look past how glaringly white the show is. They very briefly dabbled in an interesting Upstairs, Downstairs conceit in one of the first season episodes, with the hired help commenting on what a bunch of fucked up drunks these crazy rich white people are but it didn't go any further than that.

But I guess the general theme of the show is 'crazy rich white people are a bunch of fucked up drunks'.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:15 (seven years ago)

My gf actually sat and watched like ten minutes of an episode the other day and I was trying to give her a brief summation of what was happening and it was like, 'yeah, she was drunk and can't remember what happened...and, okay, see he's a recovering alcoholic...and she's drunk right now'.

Here Comes The Brain Event (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 14:17 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

On the greatness of Dallas:

Forty years ago this week, Dallas premiered on CBS – and changed TV history forever. At a time when network television was staid and dull, this Lone Star Peyton Place came on as a totally shameless melodrama full of sex, money, bad blood, family feuds, cowboy hats and shoulder pads – the first, best and most splendidly ridiculous of the prime-time soaps. It spun the saga of the corrupt Ewing family and their Texas oil empire, as they wheeled and dealed through bedrooms and boardrooms, running from 1978 to 1991. And what a cast – a dream team of veteran character actors plucked from Westerns and noirs and every style of pulp flick, chewing all this scarlet dialogue like so much Skoal. No learning, no moralizing, not a moment of subtlety. Dallas was not only the most Seventies show of the Seventies. It was, more importantly, the most Eighties show of the Eighties.

In our sophisticated post-Peak TV times, it can be easy to overlook how revolutionary Dallas was – going for long-term, week-to-week serial storytelling at a time when it just wasn't done, leaving no absurd plot twist untweaked. The Ewings invented the template for modern classics like The Sopranos, Mad Men and Breaking Bad. And at the center of the storm stood Larry Hagman as the grinning villain J.R. Ewing, who became an American icon. "Isn't that bizarre?" Hagman asked me in 2012, shortly before his death. "I could never understand the appeal of that character. I don't get it. My favorite J.R. line was, 'Once you get rid of integrity, the rest is a piece of cake.' And lemme tell ya, it's true."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 April 2018 12:17 (seven years ago)


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