Top 100 Unimpeachably Great Things About Moldava (Yet another sarcasm-free, feel not-quite-so-bad thread)

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1. Little chance of drowning

― amateur!!st, Monday, 8 November 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

2. No Eddie McGuire

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 8 November 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

3. Awesome wine. I don't know what kind it was, but it was really really sweet.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 8 November 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

4. They're better than Scotland at football (note, this doesn't distinguish them from many other nations)

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 8 November 2004 06:12 (twenty-one years ago)

5. Transdniester, Moldova's little internationally unrecognized Soviet throw-back rebel splinter state. It's not great, actually it really sucks, but it reminds me of something out of a comic book, or movie. It should be ruled by Dr. Doom or a James Bond villain.

(Hey, wait, I just noticed that the thread title says Moldava. Are we actually talking about Moldova, or is there another locale named Moldava I don't know about?)

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 8 November 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

6. My mother!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 8 November 2004 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

7. citizens enjoy wide range of limerick resolutions

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 8 November 2004 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't this where Dr Doom is from?

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Monday, 8 November 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

8. Even though the Moldovan language is basically the same as Romanian, their government STILL published a Moldovan-Romanian translation dictionary.

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 8 November 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Dr. Doom's from a small eastern European country called "Latveria", but it might as well have been Moldova.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 8 November 2004 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

It wouldn't be Transdniester though, cause Doom has diplomatic immunity in the US, and he wouldn't unless he was from a nation recognized as such by the US.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 8 November 2004 07:00 (twenty-one years ago)

(not to mention Transdniester didn't exist until a decade ago, etc.)

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 8 November 2004 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

9. Moldova spends less than ten million a year on its military. That ought to count.

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 8 November 2004 07:30 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend Nat says that the Strawberries are the Beeeegest, Rrrredest and Sweeeetest in the world!

― TJ4321, Monday, 8 November 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

11. Contains the word "mold".

― briania (briania), Monday, 8 November 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

12. U-FLY GETS IN YOUR EAR

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 November 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

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