Southern Conservativism explained from the inside

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"I get very antsy when I see this entire election outcome being blamed on radical conservatism or on ignorance or stupidity. Because really when people talk about "radical" conservativism, what they really mean is Southern conservativism, specifically the kind that originated in the Southern Baptist church in the late 70's/early 80's. And that makes me unhappy. I am an ex-Southern conservative."


http://www.livejournal.com/users/wayfairer/456769.html

peepee (peepee), Monday, 8 November 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Absolutely OTM fuckin' crackerjack post straight up and straight through. Brilliant. Thanks for sharing it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 November 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago)

i could have easily written that. the peretti books, the spiritual armor, all of it. this from a nondenominational protestant church, not a southern baptist one, however.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 8 November 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Mind you, the first time I saw the name 'Aja' being mentioned in it I had sudden fears. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 November 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago)

I am an ex-Southern conservative.  You can say, 'oh, Aja, you're nothing like them,' but I am.

!!

xpost!!

m. (mitchlnw), Monday, 8 November 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago)

"I mean, you guys in Europe and the loonies on the East and West Coasts think the Founding Fathers died to bring us religious freedom. They so did not. They died to give new Christianity a place where it could flourish."


LOL!

Jefferson is spinning in his grave right now!
Like rotisserie!

I contemplate with solemn reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should "make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof," thus building a wall of separation between Church and State.

or how about

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Guess what, athiesm and agnosticism are also religions (albeit not as formally established as the christian ones of the olden days), and by favouring christianity through laws you'd be fucking the others who hold different beliefs!
Amazing how that works, no?

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Monday, 8 November 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago)

also, the talk of indoctrination in the rest of the passage is fucking scary.

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Monday, 8 November 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago)

I don't get it when her mom says:

2) Those of us who are 40+ years old have lived most of our lives under Democrat rule and have decided we did not like their policies

Nixon? Ford? Reagan? Bush? Bush Jr.?

Which policies?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 8 November 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago)

I'm guessing either local govt or LBJ.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:01 (twenty years ago)

It is my belief that people's lives are shaped by ideologies. But people's lives are changed by other people.

This is very OTM.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Fucking hell that's one of the scariest things I've ever read.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:08 (twenty years ago)

So much for logic!

peepee (peepee), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago)

Did you guys read the whole post?

I would like to think that my mom, and every mom like her, is not the face of the enemy. I would like to believe that she only needs to be brought around by more conversations and more exposure, a person and a conversation at a time, to a better understanding of how her own values are being contradicted by the political spectrum she subscribes to.

She's not a nut, not a Conservative Christian anymore, just trying to explain what these people think. She is exactly, EXACTLY right. A lot of my family are Jehovah's Witnesses, and they really do see the world as a battleground in which they will be triumphant because it is the will of God.

I do disagree with this, though.

This is not a problem of ignorance and stupidity.

It's not a problem of stupidity, but it is a problem of ignorance. That's what she means, I think, when she says that people have to be brought around by more exposure, and more questions, and etc. etc. convervative Christians are ignorant, willfully ignorant, and highly suspicious of any new points of view. That doesn't make it any more useful to call them ignorant, but it's best to be clear what you're dealing with when you're talking to a Southern Baptist.

Kenan (kenan), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago)

Shit... so depressing, so OTM. (The original link, I mean.)

The Mississippi Contingent (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago)

2) Those of us who are 40+ years old have lived most of our lives under Democrat rule and have decided we did not like their policies

Nixon? Ford? Reagan? Bush? Bush Jr.?

Which policies?

xpost
Didn't the Dems control both houses of congress for decades? I'll try to find the numbers.

W i l l (common_person), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago)

It's not a problem of stupidity, but it is a problem of ignorance.

You may be right - but I guess he would argue (and so would I, perhaps) that it isn't that they don't read enough, watch enough TV, meet enough people - it's the way in which they have learned to read things, watch things, meet people etc. It's all filtered, twisted and distorted, but it's not really ignorance.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago)

She protests otherwise, but I don't see how the Manichean belief system of "Southern conservatives" as she outlines it (that's possibly an important caveat) doesn't seem fiercely simplistic, armor-for-God or no.

As for our founding fathers, well, you had guys like Samuel Adams who sought a "Christian Sparta" and you had guys like Benjamin Franklin who were members of the Hellfire club. But even if we could get a bead on what those guys really really really meant to do, lo those many years ago, I don't know that necessarily dictates what soul and purpose of our country should be. Maybe there's more things in "America" than are dreamed of in their (or your or my) philosophy, etc.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago)

x-post

Well, it would go round and round in an argument, I guess. I feel that what they're fundamentally ignorant of is the fact that these are not the end times, and God is not necessarily on their side. They would of course disagree.

Kenan (kenan), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago)

To follow up, according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speaker_of_the_United_States_House_of_Representatives , the Speaker of the House was a Democrat from 1955 - 1995, indicating the Democrats had the majority. From 1931 to 1995, 64 years, the speaker was a Republican for 4 years.

W i l l (common_person), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, that's the problem with ideology. They, of course, think that we are blinded by ours, which makes the whole thing even worse. (x-post)

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago)

4xpost: And TV and reading are "worldly" pursuits anyway, which break the bond between Christ and his flock. My wife grew up in a church which specifically discouraged getting too much of an education, because that just introduced a bunch of worldly ideas. I don't want to say too much about her upbringing for fear of misrepresenting it, but maybe she'll post.

The Mississippi Contingent (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago)

"2) Those of us who are 40+ years old have lived most of our lives under Democrat rule and have decided we did not like their policies"

Maybe it wasn't Democratic rule, but this:

Journalist Bill Moyers, a former aide to Democratic president Lyndon Johnson, once recalled a remark made by LBJ the night the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed:
'I found him in the bedroom, exceedingly depressed. The headline of the bulldog edition of the Washington Post said: Johnson Signs Civil Rights Act. The airwaves were full of discussions about how unprecedented this was and historic, and yet he was depressed. I asked him why. He said, `I think we've just delivered the South to the Republican party.'"


"How the South was won" by LYNDA HURST (Toronto Star, November 7, 2004)

peepee (peepee), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago)

JESUS CHRIST. THE ENTIRE SOUTH IS NOT RACIST. THANX.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago)

(except for the whole "slavery" whoopsie-daisy)

n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago)

((and it took a war for the North to finally say it should be dismantled.))

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago)

And the entire north is not void of it.
Yes, we know.

peepee (peepee), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago)

yes, clearly you are an expert of current southern culture with your pre civil war references.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago)

If the south is so racist, why have more black people been elected to state and city office in the south than in the north?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago)

And they also have by far the best rap music!!

elrod hendrix, Monday, 8 November 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cavaliershoppe.com/flags/tags.jpg

Seen any of these lately? I think "Forget, Hell!" is the state motto around here.

the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago)

And TV and reading are "worldly" pursuits anyway, which break the bond between Christ and his flock. My wife grew up in a church which specifically discouraged getting too much of an education, because that just introduced a bunch of worldly ideas.

I don't know what church you're talking about specifically, but Jehovah's Witnesses are like this to an extreme. My Grandmother wept bitterly when she found out I was going to college.

Kenan (kenan), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago)

THE ENTIRE SOUTH IS NOT RACIST. THANX.

The entire South's not even Baptist!

But yeah, it's a good and heartfelt and sincere and thoughtful piece of writing. I definitely agree that her mother is not "the enemy" -- any more than my warm, welcoming, funny, smart, gun-owning, Bush-voting in-laws are the enemy. I do think that however much she protests, a certain kind of ignorance is at the root of a lot of what she's talking about -- ignorance of "the world," basically. But I understand her reluctance to frame things quite so pejoratively, and
there's no reason she should.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago)

I bet that those license plates were made in China.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Ignorance of "the world" is the only thing that keeps them from burning in hellfire! That's the point!

the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago)

See, I feel that the Bob Jones worldview is hostile to me and my kin. The notion that they are the 'authentic' Americans is hostile. People who transcended that background are the ones who have to take responsibility for changing it. How can you be condescending to someone you feel threatened by?

k3rry (dymaxia), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:46 (twenty years ago)

My wife just told me that it's not a matter of being ignorant of the world, but a matter of rejecting the world and defeating it. "Come ye out from among them and be separate, sayeth the Lord."

She went to a Baptist church that rejected the Southern Baptists as too liberal, and when she wanted to go to college, Bob Jones University was rejected as too liberal. (For one thing, they admitted black students, and for another, they allowed women to wear pants in their dorms. And they performed Shakespeare plays without editing them.)

the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago)

One think to find cheer in - if these Christian sects become very radical, they tend to stop voting.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 8 November 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago)

Well, they might decide to blow people instead. Not a very heart-warming prospect.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Or blow them up. Whatever.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago)

My response to the journal entry.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago)

My wife just told me that it's not a matter of being ignorant of the world, but a matter of rejecting the world and defeating it. "Come ye out from among them and be separate, sayeth the Lord."

Well, right, but that's really just justifying ignorance by saying "God told me to be ignorant." Just because it's doctrinal and deliberate doesn't make it not ignorant -- it's doctrinal and deliberate ignorance.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)

oh snap
fallacies to the rescue!

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago)

I agree, just passing along the doctrine. My wife is in recovery from that life, by the way.

the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago)

from the article:

"a key mantra of Campus Crusade was this: If you're not being persecuted for your Christianity, then you're doing something wrong."

People interested in hearing why that feeling comes from Paul of Tarsus 's hate of the body can read this thread: the construction of christianism

There's a parallel to be made between first totalitarian state, Constentine's christian empire and the religious right that got hold of the policy making machine in the US because both are making christian laws that hates the body, in that sense are anti-hedonist: the former legiferated to make divorce very hard to do, forbade concubinage, prostitution and forbade every forms of libertinage, in other words it made our occidental world while the latter as we know wants to ban abortions, gay rights, multiculturalism, stem cell research etc


Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago)

I mean, please. "The world doesn't understand us... you see, we don't understand the world and we don't want to! A key tenet of our beliefs? It's so terrible to be misunderstood!"

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but hazel, I don't think that quite fits. Person A is applying standard S to person in circumstance C, but person A is not claiming to also be in circumstance C. She is no longer a Southern Baptist. She's only trying to explain that while they are wrong, this does not make them stupid or beneath anyone else. That's a good, sound Christian value right there.

Kenan (kenan), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:26 (twenty years ago)

an interest set of observations by Alan Sondheim about religion and last week's election:

Notes on the election -

0. The Republican win was predicted and predictable. Now the infinity of analysis begins, an infinity that has already missed the point.

1. There is nothing the Democrats might have done 'better.' The country voted its conscience.

2. Its conscience is founded on a morality-based worldview, which is rural in origin, and relatively rigid.

3. 9/ll played a critical role, not only in revealing the extreme vulnerability of the country, but also in the production of an Islamic- fundamentalist alterity that could not be dismissed.

4. With the religious right, fundamental ontology replaces the episteme.

5. Bush appeared, alive and life-like at the World Trade Center ruins almost immediately after, conjoining his image with the intensity of destruction.

6. The left continuously focused on the negative aspects of the Republican party, over-determining, at least in print, the violence of a world-view at odds with the rest of the planet.

7. Absolute morality is not concerned whatsoever with opinion.

8. The right has been organizing, in the US, for at least a century and a half; this election and the last have been in preparation for decades. With the elimination of the 'fairness doctrine' under Reagan, and with monopoly ownership of local broadcasting, the right has been able to dominate the 'heartland' without opposition. The corporate and Christian merge, to the benefit of both.

9. In the 60s, which for many of us appears to be a history of the left, the right quietly embraced both technology and structural compromises that increased and solidified its power base, in rural and impoverished areas of the country.

10. A fundamental flaw is the assumption that so-called minority votes are liberal and leftist; in fact, the opposite is increasingly the case.

11. The 'American dream' is both part of class distinctions, and a force in their elimination. Don't underrate its influence; no matter how hard we try, there is no revolutionary class, but only power, desire, economic status, and diffused and focused oppression.

12. Corporate America is far more diverse and problematic than the left assumes; it also presents a very real world of almost infinite choice and identifications. Its collusions and corruptions are our collusions and corruptions, and have absolutely nothing to do with God and God's State.

13. Cultural capital in the US is far more important than economic capital, and its boundaries cut across the latter in terms of class. We are all white trash and we are all intellectuals and theorists.

14. Far too many judgments are made 'for' rural and so-called back- water areas, which are almost never heard themselves. The information discourse networks and religious institutions of the majority of American voters are concretely effaced by abstraction. The water of baptism is not H2O.

15. Morality and fear are interwoven; it is the abject stereotyped image of gays fucking that appears to corrode the 'clean and pure' body politic. Your marriage wrecks my marriage. It is a failure of the left not to deal with this; dismissing the violent imaginary out of hand ensures its force within the political arena.

16. In conservative America, the negation of negation is not dialectical, but also a return to a rapturous positivity.

17. If one's religion insists that abortion, for example, is murder, then any means, including murder as literal self-preservation, may be used in return as a defensive and pre-emptive action. It is not ever a question of one side listening to another; it is a question of war to an infinite degree.

18. The church in rural and disenfranchised America is a communal and cohesive force, one of the few institutions capable of lived-community and defense against the rest of the world. But more than this, the church is also the locus for community activity and identity. To dismiss it, even in its intolerant and sometimes evangelical varieties, is to miss the point of its existence. For the individual, the church is salvation, explaining and preserving morality, even forgiving and abetting the temptations of sin.

19. The church overdetermines the rest of the world; rural and other- wise isolated communities have a surprisingly low degree of information flux. The church provides stability in a late-late-capitalist world of postmodernity, where selves, ideologies, and languages are contested. Within testament and testimony, there is no contestation; the church, in other words, 'puts a hedge around the Torah' (Pirke Avot).

20. In my opinion, the image of Kerry hunting (and killing) was not only hypocritical and distasteful, but also a premature sign of defeat. However, this had no affect on the election per se, which was already determined, way back in the late 60s and early 70s, when Billy Graham created the first automated post-office in the US - a religious embrace of technology that forecast the future of the country. Perhaps the left 'created' - i.e. the hacking manifesto - but the religious right utilized, entrenched, constructed a primary embrace of individual and instrumental reason that guaranteed the supple application of power when and where needed. The only real question here is why it took so long.

21. The left has been hampered by split ideologies and critique; the right, which permits no critique, has worked constantly with umbrella ideologies.

22. What has been exposed and contested in the US is often business as usual in the rest of the world. We are witnessing a movement from republic to empire, from the primacy of voting, to the primacy of dominant interests.

23. On a personal level - I have lived in West Virginia, Pennsylvania, and the Bushlands of Texas and Florida. What happened was no surprise. I voted early yesterday, and felt a sense of relief at the minor _punctum_ I experienced. But I had no doubt that Bush would win, that my voice was primarily personal therapeutic. Instead of despair late last night/this morning, I've felt that our work, that of an opposition, has only just begun - that it could only just begin. We have to recognize, above all, that the US has done the will of the majority; the more we overlook this, excuse this, theorize this, wonder 'what went wrong,' the more we are weakened. Perhaps this is a positive sign - in the sense that the enemy, if it is an enemy, is clear, and no longer can be dismissed as an aberration.

24. The 'cultural war' is war.

25. Terror is an instrument of war.

26. Religion sublimates terror.

27. I live, you die. Vote or die holds no truck with the faithful.

28. Language is not action. Belief is action. Belief is not language.

29. The explication of fact in Michael Moore is replaced by the internalization of sin and the body in Mel Gibson. Old Testament, New Testament.

30 What the right knows: There is always already closure.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:37 (twenty years ago)

It's special pleading because she decries the ignorance of the world about Southern Baptists while maintaining their own ignorance about the world is special because they consider it divinely inspired. As if nobody else in America lives according to their own interpretation of God's will.

Religious belief is not an exemption from ignorance, especially when you follow a religious belief that emphasizes the ignorance of everybody else in the world who doesn't follow that belief.

fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago)

I don't think she's saying their ignorance is special (by which you mean exceptional), or rather, that it's more special/exceptional than ignorance anywhere else. She's trying to narrate her close experience of it, the roots of it as she learned growing up in it for people who haven't had that close experience. I don't see her asking for special treatment beyond asking that those who haven't had that close experience try a little harder to understand it, not so that they will excuse it but so, I imagine, the gulf that produced this year's election results and will produce more of the same can be bridged.

W i l l (common_person), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago)

IOW, she is evil and must be stoned. Gotcha.

The typical left-leaning ILE poster (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Now there's some values!

W i l l (common_person), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago)

"we're NOT ignorant, because we're informed, we just systematically reject people and ideas that don't fit our worldview, so the only way to reach us is to expose us to new people and ideas"

John (jdahlem), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago)

It's an uphill battle, I admit.

Kenan (kenan), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:35 (twenty years ago)

No, not ignorant - irrational, where irrational = insane.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:36 (twenty years ago)

"we're NOT ignorant, because we're informed, we just systematically reject people and ideas that don't fit our worldview, so the only way to reach us is to expose us to new people and ideas"

The same way the Bush administration rejects scientific findings that don't mesh with their environmental policy!

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:36 (twenty years ago)

this livejournal has not taught me anyhting i didn't know!

"See, I grew up being taught that Catholicism was almost-sort-of-not-quite-but-we-won't-talk-about-it cult. Really. Lots of Southern Baptists believe Catholicism is a cult, despite the fact that it is the largest practiced religion in the world. "

see thats what happened when i moved down to south carolina from upstate new york. i'd be asked about "what church did i go to" and i'd say the catholic church my family attended. and they'd say "you don't believe in jesus, do you?" i would reply, "yes, we do." but they insisted, "no you don't, you believe in mary!" this happned more than a few times.

talk about a self-esteem boost!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:37 (twenty years ago)

it soured me on religion at a pretty young age. i goit tired of defending a religion i didn't even really believe in.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:38 (twenty years ago)

x-post

"We're still waiting for the results." Where results = Armageddon.

Kenan (kenan), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:38 (twenty years ago)

Maybe they voted for Bush because they want the final justification of their beliefs to come when he causes Armageddon?

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Why not? God's will.

Kenan (kenan), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

I don't know if anyone's posted this yet, but I thought this article did a great job of puncturing the conventional wisdom that this election was all about "moral values":

The Gay Marriage Myth: Terrorism, not values, drove Bush's re-election

o. nate (onate), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I've seen a lot of similar things second-guessing the "values vote" impact. A lot of them (not that one, though) have come from people on the right (Instapundit, Krauthammer, David Brooks) who seem at great pains to distance themselves from any notion that their guy won because of gay-bashing. And maybe he didn't win because of gay-bashing, I don't know. But he sure gave it the ol' college try. The "values" voters are a key part of the Bush coalition, however much college profs and hoity-toity columnists might like to pretend otherwise. I guess maybe Glenn Reynolds and David Brooks don't like being reminded that their War Hero President wouldn't be in office without the overwhelming support of the one-third to one-half the country that doesn't believe in evolution.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 00:52 (twenty years ago)

"I want to fuck you like a Southerner /
I want to conserve you from the inside..."

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago)

anyone along the northeast corridor who thinks that this sorta thinking is restricted to the south really oughta venture away from boston/new york city/philadelphia/baltimore/washington d.c. in particular, those in NYC should head a little bit north of, say, westchester county and those in philly should head WAY past the main line. there's a reason why it's called pennsyltuckey, y'all!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:43 (twenty years ago)

yes, terrorism is such an issue!

so to further show their retardation, all of the places directly affected by terrorism voted for kerry!


Amazing!

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago)

A thoughtful, wonderful, well-written blog entry, but this idea can only go so far. Some things are a matter of belief, but other things, such as whether Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11, just aren't.

Besides, I feel misunderstood too, damnit! Are there any other Southern Christians out there who'd like to read "Northern Liberalism from the Inside"?

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:24 (twenty years ago)

I'm guessing not.

the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:50 (twenty years ago)

Are there any other Southern Christians out there who'd like to read "Northern Liberalism from the Inside"?

of course not ... they already know all about it < / sarcasm >.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:52 (twenty years ago)

Or what if you're like me, a Southern Christian who thinks politically like a Northern Liberal? And you think that you're misunderstood?

The generalizations are starting to get to me. Y'all.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:55 (twenty years ago)

I'm from the South, and a Christian, and I'm not a moron. I live in a blue state now, but my family lives in a red state. I don't think we should build a big wall around them.

Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:57 (twenty years ago)

I don't think we should build a big wall around them.

i don't either, but if the red staters had their way they'd certainly build a Berlin Wall along the Mason-Dixon line. (can we get atlanta west berlin-stylee, please?!?)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:59 (twenty years ago)

but if the red staters had their way they'd certainly build a Berlin Wall along the Mason-Dixon line.

To keep the Ohioans out? Huh?

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:17 (twenty years ago)

I met a lot of cool people on tour through the south. Southern liberals are more bad-ass in a way, cause they have to be.

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Southern liberals are more bad-ass in a way, cause they have to be.

yup -- that explains molly ivins and james carville (and our own cinniblount, come to think of it).

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:27 (twenty years ago)

everyone hates the jehovah's witnesses, so new examples please

amateur!!st, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:34 (twenty years ago)

but do red staters hate the Jews 4 Jesus as much as us blue staters do?

(oh yeah, jewish-american ILXors don't kid yerselves -- they still hate you, too. their "support" for israel notwithstanding. but you know that already!)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:36 (twenty years ago)

They're jerkin' the Israelis around all "oh yeah let's force out the Palestinians, hooray for Jooz" and then once that happens they'll be able to tear down some mosque and start the rapture and oops

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:19 (twenty years ago)

Alan Sondheim's list: is great.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 13:41 (twenty years ago)

The baddest southern liberal I ever met was the guitarist for this knoxville band called Dixie Dirt. She was a near six-foot tall sinewy Nascar-loving whisky-swilling lesbian with bleached blonde hair, piercings and tats out the wazoo and always scowled like she was about to kick your ass.

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)

sounds dreamy.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Dixie Dirt is a great, great band.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago)

sounds like the ex-bass player/gimmick from Nashville Pussy

kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago)

Naw, Dixie Dirt is led by two women. The main operator is Kat Brock, who's been in a bunch of bands in that area. One of my friends said, not incorrectly, that they had a sort of Sonic Youth/Neil Young thing going on, but there are some postrocky elements in there too. Last year they performed a whole rock opera (a postrock opera?), which I was sorry to miss. Not that they have anything to do with Southern conservatism, but I'm glad to see them mentioned.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

they died because they were liberal

gabbneb, Monday, 28 July 2008 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

RI Police: 24-year-old son killed parents with hoe

That's all I'm saying, just saying like.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 28 July 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)


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