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"I'll get you, my pretty!"

― M. Mess-injure, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"PUT THAT DOWN!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"Petrificus Totalus!"

― Pangolino Again, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"i'll give you cancer! woooooooo..."

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"And now, young Skywalker... you will die."

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

'This Man Scare The Life Out Of Me', which might be too true.

Unless it has to be him speaking - "The civillians of Falluja will be fine and dandy - if they 'Duck and Cover". I can't think of anything funny - just scarey.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

..."you're all getting very sleepy....
....what? They're already asleep???"

― peepee (peepee), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"And, er, it really depends on the definition of weapons of destruction, because... well, you journalists always get the definitions completely wrong."

― supercub, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"No really, I CAN palm a basketball -- check out that handspan -- don't believe me? Someone get me a fucking ball already".

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"I knew Wolfowitz would eventually shoot me in the back. I just didn't think it would be today."

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

these are not the weapons of mass destruction you are looking for

kinda doesn't make sense, but funny anyway.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"I know Iraq like the back of my h... hey, a liver spot!"

― wetmink (wetmink), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.trigonalmayhem.com/emperorrummy.jpg

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"Who left Victoria Clarke under the podium?"

― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

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"I'm a little bit wuuuhh... little bit wehhhhhh, I'm a geezer, I'll nick anyfink!"

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"With both your feet on the board, lift up the heel of your back foot so your weight is on the ball of your foot and your toes. That part of your foot should be centered at the tip of the tail. Your front foot should be about 2/3 of the way up the board, angled slightly forward. Your toes should be near the toe edge of the board and, depending on shoe size, your heel may be hanging off of the heel edge. Smack the tail to the ground with your back foot and jump off of that back foot--getting the timing down is probably the hardest part. As you jump, your front foot slides up to your nose, pulling the board into the air. At the peak of your ollie, level out your board, then wait for the landing. Always land with your knees bent. When ollieing a gap, try not to think about clearing it; instead, think about popping a nice big ollie. The hardest part about ollieing most gaps is getting in the committed mindset. When you're in the air, spot your landing and keep those shoes on that grip tape until you roll away."

― /v|ike Dixon (Mike Dixon), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Naw. That shit is WACK!"

I used that caption years ago in a college zine under a picture of Al Gore in almost the same pose.

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Noooow, Rummy's on time as you'd expect
to spin those worries and fears you already suspect
You have to trust in me 'cause I protect
I got my fingers up your ass and my tongue down your neck

(It's kind of a Beatie Boys pose, no?)

― redfez, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

he looks like nick nolte

― amateur!!st, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

also:

"BOOGEY BOOGEY BOO!"

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to do the emporer thing, oh well.

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"nnnnnnnngggg... SADDAM... nnnngahhh... HUSSEIN..."

― nnn, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hello, I'm Donald Rumsfeld"

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"FEAR MY WRINKLY PENIS THUMB!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass."

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/rob_brennan/ilx/rumsfeld.jpg
"Jus' like that."

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"What do you mean the cat is a figment of my imagination, it's RIGHT HERE!"

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

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