Is there some secret ancient language, password, eyebrow twiddle or hand motion I can make in the library to find someone looking for a quick go in the stacks?

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your thoughts, queries and experiences please!

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

gee, i've always been on the impression that college libraries have ALWAYS = MAD cruising action. WITHOUT the need for ancient languages, hand motions, etc.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

has it ever worked for you

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

something about libraries makes me need to poo

they usually have nice loos, though

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

A hand motion to try: while looking at someone you fancy make a circle with the thumb and index finger of one hand while poking the index finger of the other hand through the circle. If it doesn't work just find another person.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahaah

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

or do that tongue thing like in Scarface.

― From a Land of Grass Without Mirrors (AaronHz), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

man I was sure this would be an Educated Earnest thread

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Corner your target in the stacks, drop your pants and gesticulate wildly. If this doesn't work, you're SOL.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Postgraduate Philip

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Scholarship Sherman

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Make that "two for the front, one for the back" handsign at the ladies. Although obviously you're much more likely to get random library play with a guy.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM NOT CALUM

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned to thread

― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

TEACH ME THE LORE NED

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg http://www.voyager.cz/otazky/kvizoveotazky/images/obrazek0216.jpg

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

it is the same tree!!!!

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

BRENT RAGGET!?
NED SPINER?

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:05 (twenty-one years ago)

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― jushinthunderliger (deangulberry), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my god

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy crap.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought this was an aaron w. thread

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I worked in a university library, and it never happened to *me*. *pout*

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You didn't worth with Ned Raggett and his all Squirrel Band

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

walk up behing them and softly sing color me bad's 'i waana sex you up'

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"I wanna sex you up... in the Mediaeval Latin section by the Computational Morphology department"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Show us your reference section"

― choo choo the herky jerky dancer (papa november), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I've always wished this to be true, but I never discovered the secret. (And I no longer use accademic libraries with crazy stacks and odd rooms, Harringey Public Library just doesn't have the same allure.)

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently, you're supposed to tap your foot while sitting in the stall. That's what it says on the wall.

― Trip Maker (Sean Witzman), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I have had sex in a library.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

However, I was working security at the time.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell the studio audience...

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

And don't forget the diorama.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just saying, I probably would have chickened out if we could have gotten caught. They'll ban you from the library for that shit.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The location is only suitable for BAs.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I think people more often jerk off in the library than get laid in the library.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

but I guess that's true outside of the library also.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Bingo!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

this happened to me in the radcliffe camera in oxford. this guy sitting nearby left a note on my desk. it said 'I have been watching you from nearby. You have such beautiful hair and skin. I would like to buy you a coffee.' he left his number. i didn't call.

― pete b. (pete b.), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I never threw anyone out of the library if I knew they were having teh sex down in the stacks. I would just politely yell at them, from the main area, that the library was closing in ten minutes. Or I would knock on the door of the room in the basement where everyone knew the shtupping went on in. Maybe I was so nice to the happy couples because I never got to indulge my uh, library fantasy.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a strange thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Does Jon Williams bring condoms to the library with him?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a specific floor on the rather tall Sci-Li at my school where it was said that everybody "did it"... though I never did. Another thing to add to the list of unfulfilled collegiate promise.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I think people more often jerk off in the library than get laid in the library.

This reminds me of a bloke at my university known to no one by his real name, but to millions as The Rutherford Wanker, so called because of his habit of masturbating in the public computer rooms at Rutherford college. Apparently a couple of people noticed him doing it, once, not even while looking at porn. Just sitting there, bold as brass, knocking one off under the table and then wiping it off on the tissue IN THE FULL KNOWLEDGE THAT PEOPLE WERE WATCHING.
Then he did it the next night. And the night after. And the week after that. It became a regular thing, people would actually go to see him wank after the bar had closed. People started to run a book on how long he'd hold out for on any given night. It was a spectator sport. Then one day a porter walked in and caught them all at it, possibly alerted by the loud drunken chants of "Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!" He was kicked out of the university on the spot.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), March 22nd, 2004 12:04 PM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, not actually in a library, but almost.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(link)

Apparently, you're supposed to tap your foot while sitting in the stall. That's what it says on the wall.

-- Trip Maker (witzman...) (webmail), November 9th, 2004 10:57 AM. (Sean Witzman) (later) (link)

dude one of my friends says there is a note in a men's room to this effect!

also: ian, i have condoms in the bag ALWAYS

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.4kids.org/backissues/97/4kidsHTML05-18-97/518scout.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

one that's never used

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ps - i am in the coffee shop now. how do i find seX?

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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Normally the "stacks" the area, most likely in the basement/lower level, where they keep bound journals on those awful rolling shelves that I have a fear of being crushed between one day, and they'll find my mangled corpse on Monday morning.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

On that note - I guess if you stumble upon a corpse in the stacks you don't really need to worry about how to invite someone in there.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm. Probably should have left that thought in my head.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Just hang out in the HQ section, assuming this library using Library of Congress, not Dewey Decimal..

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

HQ? section

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Hindquarters. "In the butt, Bob."

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

HQ? section

http://www.colby.edu/sts/97guide/loc_hq.html = I am reviewing/dubbing a tape of me reading from an almanac = get laid?

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I think human sexuality books can be found in the HQ section of Libraries organized by the Library of Congress classifaction system.

― Trip Maker (Sean Witzman), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Either of Ned's albums are total chick magnets.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

are they released as mp3s on a memory stick?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently, you're supposed to tap your foot while sitting in the stall.

Now this explains why so many people knocked on the stall door when I had my MP3 player on.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha1 I'm an MP3 Playa.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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"Come hither, Jon Williams, and let me read your books..."

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"this happened to me in the radcliffe camera in oxford. this guy sitting nearby left a note on my desk. it said 'I have been watching you from nearby. You have such beautiful hair and skin. I would like to buy you a coffee.' he left his number. i didn't call.
-- pete b"

Haha, the Rad Cam is such a pick-up joint. Because it's circular, you can check out the pretty English and Art students huddling seductively in their coats because the bloody heating never gets turned on.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I am in a computer lab now. HELP

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Computer labs are strictly for masturbators.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

giggle to yourself. mentaly ill is hot.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Keep telling yourself that, Ian.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

there is something pretty hot about slight mental illness, ian is right.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

sodomy is hot too

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

girls who talk to themselves are total hotness. maybe not so much giggling to themselves.. though that has hotness potential too, so long as they're not drooling.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

When I was at college, one year there was a, uh, spurt of reports of some guy, uh, coming up to women studying at the carrels in remote corners of the library stacks, jacking off in front of them for a few seconds and then running off. So one afternoon he approached a young woman who had apparently read these previous entries in the student paper's police log and came prepared. As he unveiled himself, she calmly reached into her purse, pulled out a keychain mace can and sprayed the dope right in the dong. Then she maced his face for good measure and started hollering for a guard. The guy ran, but he didn't get far, for obvious reasons. As the campus police were leading him away, the guy reportedly said, "That bitch had no right to mace me!" His(unsuccessful) defense was that women liked to watch him masturbate.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

plsdestroyamericakthx.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

holy crap this thread got awesome

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 11 November 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Either of Ned's albums are total chick magnets.

*bemused*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 November 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember hearing years ago about some guy who would sneak up on women in the library who had slipped their shoes off while studying, silently masturbate and come into their shoes! Ewww!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Thursday, 11 November 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

do ladies frequently take off their shoes at the library? this is new to me.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 11 November 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

They do in Florida.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Thursday, 11 November 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I rubbed one out in the library bathroom a few years ago after a 14 hour thesis session and left a goober on the handrail of the handicap stall.

― logged out, Thursday, 11 November 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

psh, I don't need to log out to say that I've jerked off in many a bathroom.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 11 November 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

the worst was in high school drama when i'd neck with a lady and then go rub one out

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Thursday, 11 November 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

UH OH, DO I KNOW THE LADY IN QUESTION?

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 11 November 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

of course!

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Thursday, 11 November 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

My old boss Jack, a man of many plans, once alleged he would set up a porn site with situations and scenarios based in a library, called "Head Librarian."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 November 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

One time we found a used condom in the bathroom at work.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 11 November 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

3rd floor history bathroom as many days as not during 11th grade.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 11 November 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

That Marie Antoinette... rrrrowr!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 11 November 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

let 'em eat cake and/or pie

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 11 November 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

I think this happened to me today!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I jerk it now before I study so this doesnt happen.

Gregory, tell!

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i need to know this chop chop

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

how did you do it? please tell!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i could use this now!

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

some girl was giving me the eye in the periodical room tonight but she kept on getting up to print/copy or something.

maybe its the forced social rule of silence in libraries that makes people feel like snogging strangers is a good idea

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 06:04 (twenty-one years ago)

But snogging strangers IS a good idea!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg http://www.voyager.cz/otazky/kvizoveotazky/images/obrazek0216.jpg

― no tech! (ex machina), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

haw!

― gershy, Friday, 25 April 2008 06:50 (seventeen years ago)

this is the thread where people posted things and then got off; so many unanswered questions.

― or something, Friday, 25 April 2008 06:58 (seventeen years ago)

Because it's circular, you can check out the pretty English and Art students huddling seductively in their coats because the bloody heating never gets turned on.

This sentence has stayed with me forever, comforting me on a night.

― Abbott, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

some girl was giving me the eye in the periodical room tonight

Is that the modern equivalent of the menstrual hut?

― StanM, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

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