Fantastic quotes from otherwise ill-regarded celebrities

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"Anyone who tells you that money can't buy happiness...isn't shopping at the right places." - David Lee Roth

― Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm bored with that kind of quote - it's so formulaic.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"Never Assume, as when you do, you make an ASS out of U and ME" - Benny Hill.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm bored with that kind of quote - it's so formulaic." - Alba

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I never wanted to be an ill-regarded celebrity!

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You should have told Spielberg to fuck off then.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought I could be kept in high regard, like 'best actor in the world' Bale.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Another Diamond Dave quote: "The reason so many rock critics hate Van Halen and love Elvis Costello is that they all look like Elvis Costello."

― mike a, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooh, that's definitely better.

― Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently there's a sign outside DLR's palatial estate that reads "nothing in here is worth dying for", which is probably the most philosophically complex warning to burglars I've ever heard.

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Another Diamond Dave quote: "The reason so many rock critics hate Van Halen and love Elvis Costello is that they all look like Elvis Costello."

From the rock critics I've seen, this argument works better for the Minutemen, especially D. Boon.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

What I'm trying to say is, rock critics be fat.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually resemble the surly bastard child of Neil Young, but it's mostly the sideburns.

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

She should be held in high esteem but I love this Vanity quote

“prior to finding my Lord and Savior I lived in the bottomless pit playground of cocaine addiction. Lifting me higher and dropping me like a steel beam, I’d inhaled enough crack rock so that you could light me up and smoke me and stick me into the nearest cold grave.”

― H (Heruy), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Tonight, livin' in a fantasy,
My own little bottomless pit playground...

Keep 'em coming!

― Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

What we need on this thread especially is some Yngwie Malmsteen action...

― Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

in what world is David Lee Roth "ill-regarded" when it comes to the joyful distribution of "fantastic quotes"?

― kit brash (kit brash), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Exactly. I saw that damned sign too; he lived across the street from my late best friend's parents in Pasadena.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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