I'd throw all potheads onto a deserted island somewhere and tell them to start their own civilisation

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Cos they serve no good to anyone. Useless, dumb looking twits. Deport them all.

― Chantel Taylor, Wednesday, 10 November 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

If I say something here, it comes off "Unanswered questions" and then we can all ignore it.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Deport them all.

THEY'RE ALREADY DEPORTED

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I volunteer to establish this brave new society.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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SHUT THE FUCK UP!SHUT THE FUCK UP!SHUT THE FUCK UP!SHUT THE FUCK UP!

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Pot heads serve no purpose. FACT.

― Chantel.Taylor, Wednesday, 10 November 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Nobody serves a purpose.

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Nonsense.

― Niccolo Machiavelli (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

... is the logical extension of pointing to a person and saying "you don't serve a purpose".

No one is superfluous. I intensely dislike the idea that people should be judged like this. That's why I'm taking this thread more seriously than I should.

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

get used to it...

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

do you mean get used to being described as superfluous myself? or that people judging each other in these terms is the human condition? or option c?

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

the last two

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry for getting wound up but I guess this thread is as good a place as any. I know this Chantel character is just taking the piss but it keeps turning into the 1930s in my head

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

bitch we'd rise up against you if only we could get off the sofa!

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

first they came for the potheads but i wasn't a pothead so I just was like, whatever

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd object to this thread, but I'm not a pothead. I just like to smoke pot.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

(x-post)

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, it'd be a bitchin civilisation

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I like bunnin skunk, no one in uk has used the term pot since the yardbirds were a going concearn

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://hyperreal.info/kanaba/image.php/reefer-madness-0.gif

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Zounds

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

No doubt a pothead civilization would be way more groovy than drunkard civilization.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I know some potheads who are powerful movers and shakers - ad execs, artists, film editors. Maybe just deport the potheads you know. Not everybody advertises their recreational drug habit, but that doesn't mean lots of people aren't doing it.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I like bunnin skunk, no one in uk has used the term pot since the yardbirds were a going concearn

what do you usually call it?

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Has Chantel Taylor ever sampled teh pot, is the question on everyone's lips.

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to sublet a flat from a lawyer that was chronic.

Maybe we could send the lawyers to this island instead.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bobmarley.com/life/musicbusiness/scratch.black.spliff.jpeg

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Has Chantel Taylor ever sampled teh pot, is the question on everyone's lips.

Father killed by a giant glass bong. Happens all the time. Sad, really.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

If I'm gonna be trapped on an island, I'd like some potheads along for two reasons:

1.) The pot, obviously.
2.) The most serious potheads I know are intensely into argiculture and horticulture and soil acidity and all that stuff. They would be in charge of the farm. We would all be well fed.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pot heads serve no purpose. FACT."

Uh, they do: they give potdealers a JOB. ;)

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

In the Land of the Stoned the half-witted man is King.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

2.) The most serious potheads I know are intensely into argiculture and horticulture and soil acidity and all that stuff. They would be in charge of the farm. We would all be well fed.

Haha, you would be well-fed only if the only thing you ever want to eat is pot, surely?

(nb "pot" is a great term)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello Chantel.

― Ja'Bingo Chronic (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You can eat weed.

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

If you can grow pot, surely you can grow tomatoes and squash? Or maybe you could grow hybrids, and then have really good ratatouille.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing with pot in it is ever "really good."

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Except for pot, you mean.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

And also, pot.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing with pot in it is ever "really good."

GET ONE BONG.

I smoke pot every day. I'd like to think I am not a useless human being. Crass generalizations are realyl the best way to spend our time. While we're at it, let's toss all cigarette smokers into the looney bin and lock all diabetics in a candy factory. Just cause we can, ya know?

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude I'm all for cigarette smokers getting their own civilization, that way I dont' gotta deal with assholes telling me not to smoke in their damn bar.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ALLY PLS SMOKE IN MY BAR KTHX
ALLY PLS HELP ME PAY THE FINE WHEN THE WHATEVER INSPECTOR COMES BY.
KTHX. ALL CHEQUES TO THE USUAL ADDRESS.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 11 November 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally I visited the civilization created just for smokers! It rhymes with "France." Great drinks.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 11 November 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Sprance?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 11 November 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

HE MEANS TRANCE HE'S TALKING ABOUT IBIZA

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 11 November 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

the mythical land of PANTS

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 11 November 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I got asked if I wanted to buy any weed at the top of the P— de B—. Nice view, pretty gungy area, I liked it though. Chinese, Turkish, stars of David everywhere.. weird. At the top these guys were like "yada yada fumer?" and I started hunting in my pockets for some cigarettes, because that's what I thought they wanted. I had started instinctively going with whatever I though the most important word in the sentence was (or whichever one I actually understood) (not that that's much different from how I conduct myself normally) and they looked at me like derrrr, no, yada yada FUMER and I'm like I don't get it. And finally, as they're giving me up for a simpleton, or hopelessly square, I catch on and give them the big "ah HA" smile, but no, thanks fellas, but now one of the guys actually does want a cigarette, so I give him one, guh.

xpost: I can't remember what the name of this country was honestly, but they had this homebrew grape stuff that was just killer.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 11 November 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

chantal I love you

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 11 November 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude you should've told him you'd trade a cigarette for some weed.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 11 November 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It would have just been some masonry wrapped in a bag and they'd run off yelling "haha tu con" I know it.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 11 November 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh those wacky Ibizans.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 11 November 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

You should have pointed around the corner and hysterically said "Le Flic!!!!" then picked up their stash when they threw it away running in panic.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 11 November 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm late for my 11:33pm bong hit!

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 11 November 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

pothead punctuality rears its smelly head yet again

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 11 November 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

(you get jokes, tom. i know you do.)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 11 November 2004 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck weed talk. let's all talk about how many cases of pabst we and our buddies went through this weekend and the madcap adventures that insued. throw in some references to sexual things we did with condiments, too. that's what makes for a great thread.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 November 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

So long as there's no overt ketchup hate in the thread, I'm OK with it.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 11 November 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Well it'd be pretty pointless without that.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 November 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm waiting for Chantal to send me to this wonderful magical desert island with my fellow potheads... man, I couldnt think of anything better than that! She better be payin' tho.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 November 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Chantal backwards is Latnahc.
Think about it.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 November 2004 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

oops, shut the fuck up, you cocksucking shit bag.

I mean that as a joke.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 11 November 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally you're a narcissistic domineering cunt. GET IT? hahaha

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 November 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate women.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 11 November 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Thats orright they hate you too dear!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 November 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

(note how I cleverly remove myself from this women of which you speak. I am in fact an alien plant)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 November 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

07 per unit. It’s all druggies that listen to crap drum and bass too. Forget the ultra-liberal opinions, ship them all away somewhere. Unless they make good music. Tell me one reason why I should want dope legalised when those who smoke it are invariably morons.

― Chantel*Taylor, Thursday, 11 November 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

OK! I have a fulltime IT job, I know a lot of harcore tech shit. I run a regular life. Im a fucking great cook, keep a clean efficient household with a great partner, and a full life socialising, I'm creative, I write, I design, I do all kinds of cool shit.

And I enjoy a toke. Deal with it honey, all kinds of people do, and you're deluded!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 November 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, hippy music sucks.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 11 November 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I still haven't gotten any pot/hash, anyone know any good file sharing services for this sort of thing? :(

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 11 November 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Also Trayce that's your wrongest musical opinion since the time that you said Punk-Funk was better than Disco!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 11 November 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe your friends turned potheads to tolerate the ones around'em?

― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 11 November 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell me one reason why I should want dope legalised when those who smoke it are invariably morons.

You have it in for morons, don't you? You probably play cruel jokes on them like tying together their shoelaces and then not telling them.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 11 November 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how no one except for the troll is arguing for pot staying illegal, yet all the potheads are still being all defensive.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 11 November 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

This troll is smokin:
http://www.trollcity.com/Hillbillie_CornCobPipe.JPG

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Thursday, 11 November 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

what? WHAT?

x-post

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 November 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

No doubt a pothead civilization would be way more groovy than drunkard civilization.

http://www.cadmus-editions.com/pb%20sl.gif

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 11 November 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1585673994.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Thursday, 11 November 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3076/2734035007_ce3e050983_o.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

And yet you try and combine these two worlds!

― Abbott, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

thread stater A++++ Top grade US prime 100% challops

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

I don't wear tie

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

you smoke tie.

― stevienixed, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

smoke tie every day

― Abbott, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

If I'm gonna be trapped on an island, I'd like some potheads along for two reasons:

1.) The pot, obviously.

HAHAHAHA

― Abbott, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

(note how I cleverly remove myself from this women of which you speak. I am in fact an alien plant)

-- Trayce (trayce), Thursday, November 11, 2004 6:21 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

HaHA Trayceface, I knew all this talk about your 'cooking' was a front to keep you from realizing about the lithium-ion battery in your neck & your hydroponic desk chair.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

NB my nickname for you is pronounced Trace-face, like Aceface in Quadrophrenia 'cept u r not Sting.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

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