what is good cooking instuctions for poop?

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YOU ALL EAT TURDS WITH ME OK?!??

POOP EATING WHORE, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

As long as they're deep fried.

Michael, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

it's like tofu - firm, soft...depends on what yuo want; stirfry, abked, or mixed through like a quiche?

Geoff, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

one year passes...
I like the turd in my mouth! It is so good! I want to eat boys poop all day and all night!

cockeypoopmuncher69, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:20 (twenty-two years ago) link

Look, it's the end of the world.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:23 (twenty-two years ago) link

In the staff canteen they serve these round meatball type things which look for all the world like the balls of dung that the little beetles roll along on Discovery Channel/David Attenborough. The name of this monstrosity? FAGGOTS.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 09:47 (twenty-two years ago) link

goddamn it though - you have to specify how you want them cooked. You can't take a seat in any restuarant and not expect to be asked how you want your poop done.

Queen G (Queeng), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 11:25 (twenty-two years ago) link

poop soup

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 14:17 (twenty-two years ago) link

More songs about what?

Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 14:25 (twenty-two years ago) link

i thought this was about me.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 15:20 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Medium rare", to answer the original question. (Yes I am sophomoric)

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 15:25 (twenty-two years ago) link

ten months pass...
MOST EVIL THREAD REVIVE EVER

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 October 2003 03:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

In this and all other inquiries, listen to your friend Billy Zane.

Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 4 October 2003 03:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ah, the classic Hot Carl. Even better, the Smooth Carl.

sucka (sucka), Saturday, 4 October 2003 04:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Does anybody want a "Cleveland Steamer?" I don't even know what that is, but if somebody has some good cooking instuctions for it, please post!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 October 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm more of a pasadena mudslide man myself

the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 4 October 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Isn't that just, like, a "Hot Carla" after a bunch of burgers?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 October 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I am SO sorry.)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 October 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

The problem is that you can't have one way of cooking it as poop tends to differ immensely (from *session to session* or person to person,....). So actually there's various ways of cooking it.

nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 4 October 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

They have coffee where a cat like creature eats the coffee plant, but somehow picks the best part and its poop contains the best beans. One merely has to wash off the rest of the crap and you have amazing coffee beans. http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2002/09/13/Consumers/catcoffee_020913

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 4 October 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ah, the classic Hot Carl. Even better, the Smooth Carl

WHAT, HOW IS POO EVER SEXY? IF ANYONE EVER POOS ON ME, I WILL FORCIBLY INSERT IT BACK TO FROM WHENCE IT CAME.

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Saturday, 4 October 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

seriously, thinking about this makes me feel sick

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Saturday, 4 October 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.bfi.org.uk/images/bookvid/covers/videos/salo.jpg

Dada, Saturday, 4 October 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

three years pass...

Man Loses Alleged Feces-Burger Suit

LEWISBURG, W.Va. - A Greenbrier County man hoping to collect damages for being served a burger allegedly topped with filth, lost his lawsuit.

The verdict came at the end of a three-day civil trial in Greenbrier County Circuit Court.

Jim King testified that he purchased two Whoppers from the Burger King franchise at Fairlea on June 21st, 2000. King says one bite of the burger made him sick and when he lifted the bun he found a foul-smelling substance.

A laboratory analyst testified at the trial that the burger had a high fecal coliform content.

King's attorney told the jury that one of the restaurant's employees must have placed feces in King's food.

John MacCorkle, attorney for Burger-King and franchisee ERW Incorporated, said the contamination could not have happened at the restaurant. He suggested someone that toppings may have been tampered with after the burger was served.

After an hour-long deliberation, the jury ruled Thursday that Burger King could not be held liable.

gershy, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 07:11 (seventeen years ago) link

nine years pass...

King says one bite of the burger made him sick and when he lifted the bun he found a foul-smelling substance.

that is known as a Whopper, Mr King

Neanderthal, Saturday, 15 April 2017 05:41 (seven years ago) link


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