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This world needs Zod right now.

― Din Daa Daa Din Do Do Din Daa Daa Dun Do (donut), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:10 (twenty years ago)

YES.

Zod should take over the pharmacy industry.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Come back in 15 minutes and KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago)

Question to thread?

Is your name based on Witch Doctor by David Seville?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Zod would make a far more sane U.S. Attorney General for the current administration. No one can argue against that.

― Din Daa Daa Din Do Do Din Daa Daa Dun Do (donut), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago)

No one would dare.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago)

ZOD SAVE THE USAAAAAAA!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago)

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The world needs Ursa, too.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago)

If by "the world" you mean "Dan at age 10", you are correct.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:28 (twenty years ago)

10? You precocious little monkey...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:29 (twenty years ago)

If by "Dan at age 10" you mean "Tep at age 29-?" ...

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago)

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URRRRRGH ME TOO!

― NON (donut), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago)

If by "Ursa" you mean "Thandie Newton" and by "Dan" you mean "me" rather than "Dan" because I am more worthy...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Okay, my prebusecent crush has been crushed by Non.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago)

And apparently my spelling is now ribbed for your pleasure.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/sarahdouglasp2/images/PDVD_454.jpg

At least, this new cabinet has style.

― Din Daa Daa Din Do Do Din Daa Daa Dun Do (donut), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago)

Don't forget the little guy
http://www.louhirsch.com/Richard%20Pryor%204%20crunched.jpg

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago)

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Can the new Attorney General do this?

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/sticker-large.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:46 (twenty years ago)

Stamp does the voice of Jor-El on Smallville now, it's a great touch (the Smallville version of Jor-El is not entirely benevolent, thus far, and might be a bit Zod-like).

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/media/zod-paper.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago)

Zod sure looks content there.

"No more toupee wearing idiot in the White House!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:56 (twenty years ago)

The "Prices Gain on Wall Street" headline is a nice touch, too.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 11 November 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago)

dammit, does anybody have Onion Premium access?

Clinton Forced To Kneel Before Zod
WASHINGTON, DC—In a formal Oval Office ceremony Monday, President Clinton was stripped of his authority as leader of the free world, forced to kneel before noted Kryptonian despot General Zod....
3218 | 9 December 1997 | News In Brief

― kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 12 November 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm feeling very cuddly looking at that headline and wishing it were really true.

― Din Daa Daa Din Do Do Din Daa Daa Dun Do (donut), Friday, 12 November 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago)

dammit, does anybody have Onion Premium access?

No, but there's a great issue of Alan Moore's Supreme you should check out as a substitute (and it comes with art).

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 12 November 2004 10:08 (twenty years ago)

It's weird that the men's costumes show more shoulder than Ursa's does. Weird and unfair.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Ursa might let you see her shoulders briefly before she flings you against a wall.

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

http://theages.superman.ws/History/wanted/pz3-2.jpg

― Huk-L, Friday, 12 November 2004 15:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.americanringer.com/pres/images/products/GENERALZODopt.jpg

― Huk-L, Friday, 12 November 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.iwaynet.net/~sos/scans/izod.jpg

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:36 (twenty years ago)

Terence Stamp really had a strange time of it there in those years.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Naw, you gotta see "The Hit".

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

PLEASE someone caption this photo
http://www.weathergraphics.com/zod/qarmy.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 12 November 2004 16:07 (twenty years ago)

"YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME GENERAL SMEDLEY! BUT YOUR ASS I'LL TAKE RIGHT NOW!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 November 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago)

"mmmmmmmmm, is that lavender I smell?"

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 12 November 2004 16:15 (twenty years ago)

"Have you checked out the BikerFox website?"

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 12 November 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago)

"Mmmmmm, ear ham."

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 November 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago)

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Why'd they leave Lincoln up there?

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Didn't they blow away the Lincoln head?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Ah, it's a work in progress. I should have known better than to doubt Zod.

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:19 (twenty years ago)

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― Nemo (JND), Friday, 12 November 2004 22:32 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

has Zod reacted to the prez campaigns yet?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 25 October 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

ya who'd he endorse?

― s1ocki, Saturday, 25 October 2008 00:56 (sixteen years ago)

lol post '04 reelection denial

― Sbarrohawk (Mackro Mackro), Saturday, 25 October 2008 01:37 (sixteen years ago)

four years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKDFop0aqYQ

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 May 2013 15:06 (twelve years ago)

Still one of the best scenes in pop cinema

― ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Sunday, 5 May 2013 20:13 (twelve years ago)

You are not the president.

― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 May 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

Great editing in the first action section, too.

― cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Sunday, 5 May 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)

oh, god.

zod

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 5 May 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)

hi ursa it's been a while

― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 5 May 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

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