urine - classic or dud?

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well?

― jess, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

man i drank a lotta coffee this morn.

― jess, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wasn't he the first man in space or summat?

― Trevor, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Some like it hot. (Ask Heather Mills.) I don't like it when it burns though.

― Pete, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mine has barely no colour in right now as I have been drinking lots of water. I once did a green poo.

― Sarah, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

clear urine = classic as it means you have peed out all the impurities. worst urine = the morning after a night on the bouze. green poo = sorry, but Sarah that is just WRONG, nay, unacceptable.

― katie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's the second time you've mention that shit on ILE.

― RickyT, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mentionED!

― RickyT, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Morning after yeah but mine always goes clear as day DURING a night out on the booze, when you get that irresistible urge five or so pints in - totally colourless and it's not because all the impurities have been removed because they're what's making me talk shite.

― Tom, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, I know that Tunnicliffe. Yet I still do not know what caused it and should it have worried me? They are of course usually the regular colour (mauve, right?) usually, the green was just a one off. I dislike potent urine.

― Sarah, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like the way you can sometimes smell what you've been eating. It has to be quite strong things - oranges, say, or monosodium glutamate. As you already know, urine after an evening in a smoky pub = dud.

Cloudy urine = need to see a doctor?

― Mark C, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It is good to wee lots. It means there are no blockages. Cultivating a strong bladder is also important. Also, knowing where public loos are and which are the good ones. For instance Piccadilly Circus loos are often shut. Green Park too.

― alix, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Surely the point of urine is that it takes the impurities with it, so having clear urine would indicate either that your urine is just very dilute ie. much more liquid passing through your body than impurities to be removed ie. when on the pisxor, or that all the impurity removing systems have packed in? (Presumably not good.) Or is it just that some impurities are coloured in solution, and some are not? When I take the dodgy vitamin pills someone once gave me for my birthday (I took it as a hint) my urine goes flourescent yellow. NB: I am no biologist, but then you've guessed that already.

― alext, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's this thing.

― james, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thanks to this thread I felt compelled to check clarity of my pee when I went not 5 minutes ago, and it was almost totally limpid (I know that sounds wrong but I am stuck for synonyms for clear). This is drinking 2.5l of water a day, and I thought the point was clear *skin*. I used to be renowned for my iron strong bladder; this because I would rather hold it in than disrupt a good conversation. But now I am on (prescription) drugs with a diuretic side effect and between that and all the water I pee LOADS, like once an hour. This is the only respect in which it is a good thing that my office is opposite the toilets. PS: I hope I am anatomically correct and that it is easier for a man to check the colour of pee than a woman in flow, as it were.

― Ellie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My friends and I are blessed with a very small bladder. We have to go pee every 30 minutes.

― helen fordsdale, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When I take the dodgy vitamin pills someone once gave me for my birthday (I took it as a hint) my urine goes flourescent yellow.

Does it advertise the fact that it makes your urine fluoresce on the pack? Because if it did, I bet they'd sell more - it'd be like those sweets that make your tongue go a funny colour

― jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It sure tastes tasty.

― DV, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When I drink lots of coffee my piss smells like coffee too. Whee!

― turner, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Taking iron tablets makes it green.

― MarkH, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Aaah, the old Sugar Puff Piss theory. I could never work out whether it was the cereal that made your urine smell like Sugar Puffs or whether Sugar Puffs just smelt of piss.

I once pissed light brown for a few days. That was scary.

― Matt DC, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't eat Sugar Puffs but the smell remains the same. There are things we should be told.

A photograph of me was once shown at the Procter and Gamble UK Christmas party. I was peeing out of a first storey window as someone came past with a camera. It was used to humiliate the poor girl I ended up taking home that night. I felt dirty and used. But then at least I didn't actually have to attend the party...

― Mark C, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

iz white poo bad ?

― , Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Drink 10 pints of water the day after the night on the sauce - it just water- cannons the bad stuff out of you.

― Will, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

not if you're a terrier, Sean, they seem quite good at producing it. But for humans, probably, yes.

― MarkH, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Surely the poo isn't white right from the off? I always thought dog poo became whitened after sitting on our miserable uncleaned streets for weeks on end.

Then again, I don't think I've seen a white doggy poo since about 1986 - although I'm sure I heard a bad piece of observational comedy on this same subject not so long ago. Any idea who it was?

― Matt DC, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Shampoo also ask where all the white dog poo went on one of their recentish songs.

― Andrew L, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

do you htink if you drank a lot of piss, your piss would smell more pissy?

― geoff, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh so WHITE poo is FINE to talk about...

― Sarah, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm trying to decide whether I'm prepared to keep a poo for ages just to see if it goes white. I'm in two minds at present. I think I'll let the rest of you decide for me.....

― MarkH, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

probably be OK if I kept in the shed, or somewhere else out of harm's way.

― MarkH, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

geoff says: take a poo, put it in a jar, leave it at the back of yr fridge....

― geoff, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Geoff
Its best not to be cold and to have ordors which could destroy food. A shed, out buildign , basement , attic or cellar would be better

― anthony, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*sighs, takes deep breath* An actual, non-TV assisted version of Survivor would be interesting with you characters if only because I'd be interested to see who criticizes whose poo first under the conditions. Then I'd want to either kill myself or just do away with all of you for winter stores until I was found.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

In the two years that have elapsed since this thread, I still have yet to see a white doggy poo.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

laddie if you have to ask...

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought I solved the 'toilet unfeasibly far away' problem but now I'm too goddam lazy to even reach for the piss bottle. Catheterisation is next.

― dave q, Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

two years! *kills self*

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

when i was younger and staying at a friend's in the middle of the night his dog made a large green mess in the kitchen and it half-woke me. so in a state of semi-consciousness i had this hallucinatory green poo experience which has never quite left me. white poo i too have yet to see. urine is neither here nor there i suppose but i used to think after watching too much TV it got the "electricity" out of our bodies. so that was classic.

― scissors (Honda), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

At least you didn't step in it.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

well... that may have been.. repressed. a post to the ILX dreams thread may be waiting to strike.

― scissors (Honda), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh you'd remember, belieeeeeve me, you'd remember

DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

well urine is useful: sometimes you need to piss on ppl you love/hate. the only thing they'll understand.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Or enjoy.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, that too.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

dont knock it till you've tried it

― r-o kellington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

on a recent track mr. kelly says something like "after the party is the after party, and after that is the after after party" and i kept hearing potty.

― scissors (Honda), Wednesday, 12 November 2003 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

if you've tried it jess you're a luckier man than i

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 13 November 2003 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

― grosso outington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i had no idea r kelly did the water sports thing until a student mentioned it. what a way to find out.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 13 November 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

how did you not know that?!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

haha yeah sam, watch your kids closely when the "pied piper of r&b" is around

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 November 2003 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i associate r kelly with underage girl and have repressed anything beyond that.

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 13 November 2003 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

in the spirit of other new and revived threads involving bodily fluids, bumping this one so it doesn't feel lonely or left out.

um urine is a dud because it always seems to spring forth at the worst moments for me

― michangelo wuz a party d00d (San Te), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

Someone's taking the piss...

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

ten years pass...

yuck, hate this stuff

― the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 03:37 (four years ago)

This is a bit like saying Kidneys: Classic or Dud. Almost all bodily secretions, excretions, or ejecta have a bad reputation because they are waste products your body needs to get rid of. Just do as I do and tell your self "better out than in!"

― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 03:43 (four years ago)

I hear Microsoft Office 2021 will include Ejecta, and that's something to look forward to

― the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 03:46 (four years ago)

saw some graffiti yesterday on the side of a public restroom that said "cops drink piss" ... and had been amended with "not in the good way".

― visiting, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 03:57 (four years ago)

Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead pissing on a Cadillac. A little voice inside my head said 'don't piss back, you can never piss back.'

― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 04:58 (four years ago)

I think that is the funniest post I've read in weeks tbh!

― calzino, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 05:05 (four years ago)

Wasn't white poo something to do with worming tablets. So something that could be phased out by the late 70s. I do remember seeing it when I was young though.
Didn't royalty have a master of the stool checking the colour of the royal poo for health reasons. Supposed to be a good indicator of the state of one's innards I heard.
Have heard of the habit of drinking wee to boost one's immune system. Think ayurvedic medicine has a few tricks like that.
Might be worried that pee smelling of sugar puffs was a sign of too much sugar being present so possible sign of diabetes. Though not sure pee smells that way with too much sugar in. Think there is a distinctive smell related to early onset diabetes though.
Nobody's mentioned tanning and other dying processes collecting people's pee in medieval or at least pre chemical times. & there being various phrases connected to the process still in use today including a few to do with the collection.
Asparagus is supposed to leave it's smell in your urine too.

― Stevolende, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 08:20 (four years ago)

proof, pudding:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsW9-HFPiBkYUzNWHXdZ8dAoRVcvenuAGc5g&usqp=CAU

― fat ass deep state operative (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 19:07 (four years ago)

two years pass...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6986562/video-man-cup-urinal-drinks-anothers-urine/

― ionjusit (P. Flick), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 03:12 (two years ago)

supping another's jet

― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 11:46 (two years ago)

I mean some people are more than happy bypassing the middle man here

― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 13:52 (two years ago)

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