Extreme orangutan makeover!!

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Brookfield zoo beauty

BY ANDREW HERRMANN


What's an overweight girl with bad hair, bad skin, and a bad attitude to do? For Maggie, an "extreme makeover'' was in order. But the Brookfield Zoo orangutan got hers from keepers and vets, not Estee Lauder.

When Maggie arrived at the zoo in 1995 from the Milwaukee Zoo, she was a big, fat mess. Tipping the scales at an obese 200 pounds, she was lazy, snored terribly, had an awful case of the farts and was constipated.

"Her skin was was so dry, it looked white -- like she was painted with whiteout,'' said keeper Carol Sodaro. "Her hair was short and brittle.''

Maggie had even stopped menstruating. Her interest in sex? Not tonight. Or any night.

The zoo put her on a high-fiber diet to drop some weight and tried to get her to exercise -- without much luck. They began to think she was sick but medical tests revealed nothing.

"She was having terrible headaches. Her eyes were half shut and she'd put her face up to the cage so I could massage her forehead,'' said Sodaro.

About a year ago, vets consulted a University of Chicago Hospitals endocrinologist. Maggie's real problem proved to be a hyperthyroid condition. To fix her thyroid -- a gland that regulates metabolism -- she was given thyroxin.

Tuesday, the zoo showed off the "new'' Maggie. Though her before-and-after pix may not reveal much difference, she is 90 pounds lighter, with a complexion perfect for an orangutan: dark and oily. Her hair is soft and shiny; she's sleeping soundly and -- with her snoring and flatulence controlled -- more quietly.

Her disposition has improved, she's learning to brush her teeth and seems interested again in males. Even at her advanced age -- at 43, the third-oldest orangutan in captivity in North America -- Maggie's still capable of reproducing, said head veterinarian, Tom Meehan.

A la Mrs. Robinson, she's been seen mating with Mukah, who at 9 is a much, much younger fella. Makeover, indeed.

http://www.brookfieldzoo.org/pagegen/images/fix/magbefore3.jpg
BEFORE!

http://www.brookfieldzoo.org/pagegen/images/fix/magafter3.jpg
AFTER!

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 12 November 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ.

Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 12 November 2004 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd hit it.

oops (Oops), Friday, 12 November 2004 07:03 (twenty-one years ago)

And she's got a boy toy sorted for some hot orangutan action. Fair play to her.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 12 November 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

One of the great thread titles, I think.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 12 November 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, i'd totally hit that shit. did she get on that show-the swan?

d.arraghmac, Saturday, 13 November 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

some hot 'tang:

http://www.elexmedia.co.id/Sampul/160030965.jpg

Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

cute!!! i wish all makeover shows were this heartwarming.
or involved ladies getting with boys 34 years younger.

lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Saturday, 13 November 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure I'd fancy getting together with a 79 year old woman...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 November 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Not even a hoTT one?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Saturday, 13 November 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)


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