OMG WTF IS THIS.

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I thought the shirt off ones horrified me the most, but then I realized it's the one in the where he's bent over a chair with his pert, red lycra clad rump poking out into the air.

OH. MY. GOD.

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Here's Peter again, in case you were (un)lucky enough to miss him:

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html

Because that's the only way I see how it would be any fun.

Either that or the guy who sits next to me ate a lot of broccoli for dinner last night.

Friday, November 05, 2004
SOME MUSINGS ON BIKERFOX

You know, it's kinda funny. Life is I mean. There are so many moods we (North Americans) suffer through that, if we're not careful, can be quite stunning and perhaps even life altering. Why use me as an example. I'm just one man but I go through a myriad of deeply emotional, life enriching experiences with every change of clothes!!

Sometimes my mood suggests a camp counselor with wrong socks and a secret and other times it suggests a mildly retarded loser, older brother of a sad family who just won some kind of trivial contest and feels like he can lord it over you, his younger sibling.

Perhaps you are going through a difficult time in which your legs have given out and someone hid your wheelchair as a funny practical joke but you still feel that you must feel that "optimism is the key!" and you keep on smiling through your handicap.

But wait a second, maybe you long for those wild pre-Aids days where you could wear whatever colorful old thing you wanted and not feel wierd about working your thighs in public.

But then, after a loooong session with your second diary you came to grips with who you really are. You're an INTERESTING person!!

Don't listen to them!

You are sophisticated with a demure side that speaks of feminine, antebelum manners. You ARE sexy, and you don't mind being misunderstood. So what if you've been run out of town on flimsy suspicion, you know who you are, and what you're about...You're BikerFox, and you live in Tulsa, OK!

http://www.bobanddavid.com/david.asp?artId=139

I don't even get this. Why can't he still wear whatever he wants and work his thighs in public, even though typing that sentence out is forcing me to suppress my gag reflex?

Unless 'working your thighs' is code for polishing the knob...

      Remember friends, when you break the mold, go down the road that no one else will venture, go into the unknown. Folks will question your intentions and wonder why you are doing that. It cannot be done, it will not work, all inventions and new ideas will be both admired and scrutinized. Just remember, stay on the back road inevitably, if you work hard enough, and believe in what you are doing, you will win and will become a winner. Check out the Keifer police filming session pictures.

well whatever, more bikerfox fun!

When you exercise and do cardiovascular activities, this increases the amount of oxygen that is produced in your bloodstream. Folks, he promises you from the bottom of my heart, this is the only way you will ever EVER feel like you were supposed to feel about people, friends, acquaintances, and the game of life. If you think you can go down to your local drug store and get exercise, nutrition, oxygen, or a pill that will pump your heart so hard that its like you had been running for an hour on the bike trail. Its not gonna happen, ever!

How did BikerFox lose nearly 90 pounds? Folks what he did was, started eating 4-6 oz of baked fish or chicken every day. Green beans, rice, squash, brussel spouts, greens, Basically in 1999, he starved himself to death for 3 or 4 months and rode my bicycle 25-65 miles a day. Did you know that water fools your body into thinking you have actually eaten something. Folks, you cannot gain weight from drinking water. Try it, it will work!

Did you know that you can live more than 40 days with out food as long as you have H20 to drink. David Blaine, a world known magician, accomplished an amazing feat. He suspended himself in a glass box above a river in London and went 44 days with only a blanket and a supply of water. Friends, that goes to prove my point that food consumption is all in your head. Its psychological, its whatever you tell yourself will come to pass. No matter what the situation is, its all in your head. Nobody knows what you are thinking and nobody cares.

Remember, the things we tell you here at Foxland, are Facts. The infomercials that you see on television are a joke. Except for Ron Popiel's rotisserie oven. But if you are still convinced that happiness comes in a bottle and you do not want to exercise, then here is a link to Walgreen's pharmacies. They have all the pills you need to mask and hide your problems that are caused from not doing Cardiovascular exercises.

http://www.bikerfox.com/cowcoons/