What does it mean if I pee blood?

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i am scared

― Nowell (ex machina), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:30 (twenty years ago) link

Wait a minute.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:31 (twenty years ago) link

It usually means UTI. Urinary Tract Infection. Highly unpleasant, but not deadly or anything.

Go to the doctor anyway.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:32 (twenty years ago) link

could be anything. if you're a lady, it's more than likely just a urinary tract infection. i assume you'd know the difference between peeing blood and menstruation, anyway.

obviously, check it out with a practitioner if you're worried.

― darraghm.ac, Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:32 (twenty years ago) link

Hahaha I just saw what made Pleasant balk.

Nowell (noelcollins@mail.com) (webmail), November 13th, 2004 8:30 PM. (ex machina) (link)

hahahaha

I knew it.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:34 (twenty years ago) link

Don't worry about being outed, dude. You were brilliant.

*bows*

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago) link

(I'm totally envisioning Jon jumping around the room going "SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!")

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:40 (twenty years ago) link

Wait...is Jon a fictional persona of Nowell's?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:45 (twenty years ago) link

i peed blood once when i was 23

i had a kidney stone

― JaXoN (JasonD), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:47 (twenty years ago) link

yea, when boys pee blood, it's much worse.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:47 (twenty years ago) link

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago) link

Because you touch yourself and God doesn't like that.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago) link

roffle

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:51 (twenty years ago) link

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery...

Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don’t want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
’n’ grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Saturday, 13 November 2004 02:51 (twenty years ago) link

haha me too JaXon!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:02 (twenty years ago) link

No-ones saying to much about the top of the thread...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:20 (twenty years ago) link

Now all we have to do is get Alex in NYC to fess about his online Aja persona, and we can close the book on this silliness.

Hawaii, my ass.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:30 (twenty years ago) link

[Insert bold-faced ALL-CAPS DENIAL from Alex here.]

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

(I kid, Alex.)

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

Do you think this is the end of the mystery, or do you think Jon was pretending to be Nowell, who is a real person?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

I think the mystery continues, myself.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:40 (twenty years ago) link

and he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you pesky kids!

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:41 (twenty years ago) link

What mystery?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:41 (twenty years ago) link

How did he get "her" name and email address in the fields? I just tried that with Kevin's log-in, and it asked me for Mr. Fusion's password.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:43 (twenty years ago) link

Jon has more imagination than to adopt as an alternate persona an annoying young poster with no evident social skills and a habit of starting threads about themselves.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:44 (twenty years ago) link

still mysterious here

and ps, it means your kidneys are fuxored

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:45 (twenty years ago) link

So are you saying that someone is faking Jon faking being Nowell? That's imaginative.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:45 (twenty years ago) link

Ha, no. The question wasn't whether he posted as Nowell for that post, it was whether he'd been doing so all along.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago) link

could be Nowell faking being someone faking being Jon faking being Nowell.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago) link

I think possibly Jon was pretending to be Nowell on this thread, Nowell being a real person? It's like if I pretended to be miccio or something. xp

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago) link

exactly

― rocksymuzak (Gear!), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

I never doubt how crazy the internet makes certain people.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

I bet it's Ian logged in as Jon at Jon's house and changing Jon's name to Nowell's in the full name box to make it appear that Jon has been posting as Nowell all along when in fact it is just Ian pretending to be Jon pretending to be Nowell.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

(PP, there's an option in settings to allow/prevent people from using your name/email address without being logged in as you; I assume it's set to "prevent" by default, but if not, it wouldn't be surprising for Nowell to not change it. There was something on the mod boards recently about "identity theft" etc.)

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:54 (twenty years ago) link

Obviously it's roxy tossing the blame on Ian to conceal her own role in all this.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago) link

So, what's the verdict, Nowell = Jon, or not?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago) link

What? What are you people talking about?

I have a serious problem.

Okay, so maybe I wasn't peeing.

― Nowelll (Gear!), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago) link

haha totally xxpost

― ken chu (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago) link

Dude, Tep, don't lie. It's YOU all this time. (And you were C***m too.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 November 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago) link

YOURE TEARING ME APAAARRT

― N0well (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:01 (twenty years ago) link

I confess, it was me

― Ned Ragget (Gear!), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:03 (twenty years ago) link

Stabby!

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:04 (twenty years ago) link

HELP ME I CANNOT ORGASM

― N0well (AaronHz), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:06 (twenty years ago) link

help I need glasses i don't want to be called a nerd

― Nowel1 (Gear!), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:08 (twenty years ago) link

SANTA CLAUS IS CUMMING 2 TOWN!

― Noel! Noel! (x Jeremy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:11 (twenty years ago) link

Guys you totally suck.
God! Why are people so mean?
So what if I'm a frigid teenager from Hawaii?
Is that so hard to believe?
I have to go now!
Really.
I'll be back.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
I didn't mean that.
Yes I did.
Not!
Nevermind.
I mean, you know.
I have to go.
Really soon.
The bell is ringing.
I'm at school.
School ran late today.
Seriously.
Hawaii schools are fucked up like that.
I gotta go now.
Stop talking about me!
Unless you say nice things.
But even then I might take them the wrong way.
I'm paranoid.
Gotta go.

― N0well (AaronHz), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:15 (twenty years ago) link

"hawaii school are fucked up like that" rofflez

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:18 (twenty years ago) link

If Jon was impersonating Nowell all along, he wouldn't just accidentally type Nowell's name and email address above the message, when he meant to type her username and password in the login screen. Being used to logging in as Nowell almost every day, he wouldn't just automatically type her email like that without thinking.

So I think this was just a one-time thing.

― wetmink (wetmink), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago) link

YOURE TEARING ME APAAARRT

Hence, the blood.

I just tried to put Nowell's name and e-mail address in those fields, and it asked for the password. So either she's changed it since this started, Jon knows her password, or

http://home.earthlink.net/~srhughes/scooby/m76x11.jpg

omg, it was jon all along!

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:01 (twenty years ago) link

OMG GUYS I AM DER TEENAG GIRL INTERESTED IN DER SEXXXUALITY PLEEZE TEACH ME ABOUE DER SEXXXX I AM ON LY 15!@!!!

― Notwell (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:16 (twenty years ago) link

WTF qon't someone school me in the ways of the world so I can grow up to be a a woman???!?!?!?!

― Notwell (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:23 (twenty years ago) link

It's like a genie in a bottle, you have to rub it the right way.

― Xtina (AaronHz), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:26 (twenty years ago) link

briney hahahaha

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:27 (twenty years ago) link

Note how Jon has said nowt on this thread...

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:48 (twenty years ago) link

The funny thing is, "Notwell" isn't Kenan. It's N/A pretending to be Kenan pretending to be Nowell. True story. I was there, maaaan.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 13 November 2004 08:31 (twenty years ago) link

I'm very shaky about how anyone could appear to be logged in as me without being me. Time for a new user ID and password, sadlt.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 08:38 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.kopes.com/space/ao2.jpg

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Saturday, 13 November 2004 08:44 (twenty years ago) link

KENAN: It's because Nick was AT YOUR HOUSE and SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER. It's not rocket science.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 13 November 2004 08:49 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, did tonight not happen?

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 13 November 2004 08:49 (twenty years ago) link

Jaymc, thanx and all. I had already submitted a very alarmed message to the moderator forum and in fact created a whole new user account for myself, suspecting that whoever Nowell was was now staging some backlash campaign against me. WTF DON'T FUCKING POST AS ME, ASSHOLE!

― Kenan2 (kenan2), Saturday, 13 November 2004 08:56 (twenty years ago) link

(Though I guess Nick would not think of it that way, since he probably doesn't have all info turned on. I do, so the first thing I look at is the username. Makes a difference, ya know.)

― Kenan2 (kenan2), Saturday, 13 November 2004 08:58 (twenty years ago) link

Hmmm, I think he was drunk! And he told you he posted as you before we left!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 13 November 2004 09:00 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, but he didn't tell me he posted as me pretending to be someone else!

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 09:01 (twenty years ago) link

OMG CHAOS IS ENSUING! THIS IS JUST WHAT THEY WANT!

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 09:03 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry kenan. I was drunk and lazy.

― n/a (Nick A.), Saturday, 13 November 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry, I was drunk and iritable. And gullible. And also drunk.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago) link

You have to take the gin *away* from me. My friends all learn this sooner or later. You'll cath on.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

catch, even

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

Why are you doing this?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:38 (twenty years ago) link

what? huh? I have to go now really. I mean, I really have to go. To go pee blood.

― Nöwell, Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago) link

Nowell, they're swine. Pay no heed to their calumnies.

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:44 (twenty years ago) link

Ah, I see, anyone can do it. The key is your browser's "view source" function.

― Nowell (wetmink), Sunday, 14 November 2004 02:03 (twenty years ago) link

without the "mailto:"

― Nowell (wetmink), Sunday, 14 November 2004 02:05 (twenty years ago) link

dammit, now I left off the "m"

― Nowell (wetmink), Sunday, 14 November 2004 02:06 (twenty years ago) link

Damn you for revealing our secrets.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 14 November 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...

Hi Nowell

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Saturday, 22 January 2005 01:17 (nineteen years ago) link

― Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 22 January 2005 01:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Too much red in your diet.

― Snoozefest, Saturday, 22 January 2005 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Time to get a new watch.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Sunday, 23 January 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

first you pee blood, then you poo clouds

― gershy, Friday, 7 December 2007 04:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/rainbow-poop.jpg

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 7 December 2007 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link

that cat is so good!

― roxymuzak, Friday, 7 December 2007 07:05 (seventeen years ago) link

if he pukes unicorns im taking him home

― sunny successor, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha this thread is awesome

― HI DERE, Friday, 7 December 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I was Nowell all along. I had a bunch of tabs open and forgot to be logged in to the right account before I posted as her.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 7 December 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Aw! It was brilliant anyway.

― roxymuzak, Friday, 7 December 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Were you Nowell in every thread or just this one?

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 7 December 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"all along"

― roxymuzak, Monday, 10 December 2007 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i5y4vQvEoag&feature=related

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 10 December 2007 01:03 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Were you Nowell in every thread or just this one?

― Rock Hardy, Friday, December 7, 2007 1:04 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we'll never know :(

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 4 December 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

― velko, Thursday, 4 December 2008 09:20 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe that wasn't really him ;-)

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 4 December 2008 10:29 (sixteen years ago) link

who's nowell?

― o_O (ken c), Thursday, 4 December 2008 10:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Aja's main competition.

― Aimless, Thursday, 4 December 2008 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

http://comics.drunkduck.com/Powerup_Comics/pages/69d9c6b157b461fdfdd7e7f5434462bf.png

― mensrightsguy (internet person), Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I was Nowell all along.

I missed this!

― jaymc, Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Take some advice from somebody that's been around this stuff for years. By explaining about how you're just like a "15 year old girl" so much, you're giving it away in no uncertain terms that you're not one. A basic rule of thumb for fooling people is you let them come to you. You become what you set out to be, you keep the explaining to yourself and you talk and act out from there. You don't just say "look at me, I have the qualities a 15 year old girl is supposed to have" to the people you're trying to convince. And you sure as hell don't ask those same people what you're doing so wrong that they ain't buying it.

― George, Thursday, September 23, 2004 1:39 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― jaymc, Friday, 5 December 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

^^should be in the FAQ

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 5 December 2008 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Why Can't I pee? Can someone Help?

― Manchego Bay (G00blar), Friday, 5 December 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link

By explaining about how you're just like a "15 year old girl" so much, you're giving it away in no uncertain terms that you're not one.

lol, check this thread out
ILXOR PRUDES RULE

― velko, Friday, 5 December 2008 09:05 (sixteen years ago) link

turn off images tho

― velko, Friday, 5 December 2008 09:06 (sixteen years ago) link

what about that boy who was perving over aja? are they the same person?

― o_O (ken c), Friday, 5 December 2008 10:38 (sixteen years ago) link

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