dig this fun collection of headlines from CNN.com:

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• Vice President Cheney leaves hospital | Video
• Peterson jury must decide life or death | Video
• Police: Couple planned to sacrifice children | Video
• CIA's No. 2 official retires amid reports of infighting
• Rapper O.D.B. dies at recording studio
• Schwarzenegger's year and presidential possibilities
• Exhibit celebrates 75 years of Popeye

SUCH FUN for a saturday night!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 14 November 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I YAM WHAT I YAM

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Sunday, 14 November 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank heaven for Popeye. Although the Dick Cheney one could become interesting

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 14 November 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

haha most pointless interactive community builder everrrr:

Interactive: Take the quiz
Test your knowledge of the "Lou Dobbs Tonight" show

― g--ff (gcannon), Sunday, 14 November 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

For a real bowl full of downer, tune in to WGN news on any night of the week. I swear there's nothing in the world as miserable as Chicago news.

― briania (briania), Sunday, 14 November 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Darfur news?

― Masked Gazza, Sunday, 14 November 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

being subject to Detroit TV news for 20-odd years, i would contest that. no finer source of yellow journalism in michigan.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 14 November 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I've spent some doom-haunted hours in front of Detroit teevee news, too. The lead item is invariably something along the lines of "Crack-Addicted Toddler Plows Car Into Crowd."

― briania (briania), Sunday, 14 November 2004 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

When I looked on cnn.com a couple hours ago the video link was "MAN BURNS PUPPIES TO DEATH"

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Sunday, 14 November 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

oh come ON. they're actually putting EFFORT into it, now

― kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 14 November 2004 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

People killing people is awful and horrible - but the burning puppies thing just seems more fucked up in every way. Rationally, I know that the former should upset me more, but... PUPPIES.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 14 November 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post Los Angeles news is far worse than Chicago news. And everyone out there looks/acts/talks like Kent Brockman!

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Sunday, 14 November 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Every so often I'm glad to be living in the land of farm reports and Pet of the Week features.

― briania (briania), Sunday, 14 November 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, how can Arnold possible be president? He wasn't born here. Isn't that still a rule?

― Magic City (ano ano), Sunday, 14 November 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe they want to change that (21st? 22nd? Who can keep up?) ammendment.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 14 November 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

you will think, there's no way this isn't an Onion story, but it isn't

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 11 September 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

The plucky plant still has not spoken of that day.

― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Sunday, 11 September 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

twelve years pass...

"The stock market is plunging. Here’s what you should do"

1) play Jelly Roll Morton, play "Lucille"
2) play "Deep in a Dream" and play "Driving Wheel"
3) play "Moonlight Sonata" in F-sharp
4) and "A Key to the Highway" for the king of the harp

― clemenza, Monday, 5 August 2024 20:56 (one year ago)

James Carville: ‘Trump don’t taste the same’ since Harris entered presidential race

All that Hannibal stuff is apparently getting to him.

― clemenza, Sunday, 18 August 2024 02:27 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

"Trump warms up for debate by threatening to jail election officials"

Everyone prepares differently, there's no one right way.

― clemenza, Monday, 9 September 2024 16:02 (one year ago)

seven months pass...

"One trade 'deal' done, 199 to go"

Laughing at the double-insult of the scare quotes.

― clemenza, Thursday, 8 May 2025 18:44 (one year ago)

Asked whether the deal is an improvement on the trading relationship of six months ago, before Trump took office, British Prime Minister Keir Starmer replied Thursday: “The question you should be asking is: Is it better than where we were yesterday?”

well, yeah

― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 May 2025 18:54 (one year ago)

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