when youre so drunk you cant find the drunk threads

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THEN THIS IS THE THREAD FOR YOU.

i dont know how i wound up like this, but here i am. and im surprised i am able to type legibly. maybe im not drunk enough!?

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You drunken bum.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

actually, i just had some coworkers over and realized that i still have an entire bottle of wine still open. tomorrow will not be fun.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

enjoy this, then:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041116/ap_en_mu/music_lil_jon

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate lil jon.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

at least you succeeded in getting drunk; you're doing better than me!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

How can you fail at that, unless you aren't really trying hard enough?

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I have some whiskey left. I'll share.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i had coworkers over and they left a bottle of wine.i just dont feel its right putting it back into the fridge.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

a thread after my own heart

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Orbit went to bed, so I drank her share of the whiskey. I'm not too drunk to find any other drunk thread, but I appreciate the novelty and convenience of this one.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i like the way maria repeated the comment about the coworker and the last bottle of wine, i do that a lot when i'm drunk.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

haha what is the time kenan?

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

2:40am here. Et tu?

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

7.40 pm

thas great. i had three beers.

what are you doing?

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

and it's 4:40pm here. i predict i will be getting drunk in about 5 hours time.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

whoah...i forgot that. you'll wait til near 10 to get drunk?

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a course on until 9pm then i'm going to the pub after that. it's with uni crew who don't have to work tomorrow (bastards) but i do so i won't be getting blotto or anything

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

what are you doing?

avoiding sleep, because I know it will only lead to more work.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

no, literally. i know what i DO when i'm stumbling around at that time. i mean apart from posting. are you listening to Led Zep?

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Method Man, actually.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Smoking too much, wearing no pants.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

ya see you rise in my estimation everytime we chat.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

careful where you ash then kenan

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously. what happened?

xpost

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I have an ashtray, gem. Don't worry.

Bulbs likes me! He really likes me!

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm feeling slightly weird about this. maybe i'm confusing you with southall.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes you safely could, or so I've noticed.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously. what happened?

To what? This confuses me.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i didn't like you and now i find you are v.likeable. i'm assuming you had some therapy?

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

haha no. I just decided to stop acting like an asshole every chance I got.

x-post Let me put this to rest. I am not doing anything of any import. I am smoking a cigarette, listeing (now) to Jay-Z, and almost done with my alcohol, which means I will pass out soon. There is nothing special about any of this, as far as I know.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ah it feels good.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(for those not tuned in to the live feed, I am currently giving bulbs a blowjob.)

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

very nice too. sorry to take advantage of you when you are intoxicated. rest assured i will still respect you in the morning.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, I'm not the only inotoxicated one here. Don't lay it all on me.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry i though tyou had passed out.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM HIGH GIMME A BEER

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

no. pay me.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

ima give you one jon lets be friends

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

yer me besht mates

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG drunk man hugs are teh best

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

*falls over*

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(that's not true, actually. sober naked hugs from naked girls are by far the best. but at this hour, I can't quibble.)

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Bulbs, GET UP! GET UP AND DRINK! YOU PUSSY, YOU CAN DRINK MORE THAN THAT!

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Aww, look at the cwute ickle drunkards!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry kenan it was the post coital snooze. what time is it again? i was dreaming of...of...naked girls hugging me

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

also i just checked the other thread and i don't believe you are drunk. frankenstein pfah!

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I like that book a lot, and know it all too well. I can talk about it in my sleep.

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

LOVE ISNT JUST A FEELING ITS SHAVING YOUR BALLS

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

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There's no way you can revive a thread like this when you're drunk! ;-)

― nathalie's pocket revolution (stevie nixed), Monday, 5 September 2005 08:02 (twenty years ago)

I'm still bored.

Did Thermo pass out or something?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

If you can find this thread, then you can find the actual drunk threads -> all of the revivals of this thread are filthy lies!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 5 September 2005 09:20 (twenty years ago)

I passed ouit. But I'm up now. I thought I had to go golf with my old man but it seems that's actually next weekend - so now I can go right back to sleep and maybe wake up sober.

Andrew that really hurts. i searched "drunk" and this was the 1st thread i saw where as the "i r drunk u r applaud" thread was no where in sight!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:34 (twenty years ago)

So maybe I could have been a bit less lazy. i scrolled a bit - but i was in ahurry and figured i'd just use this thread while it was true. Jag makes me impulsive.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:38 (twenty years ago)

...and irresistible to the ladies

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

someone lock this thread before i post again.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

I applaud you for having yon stomach to drink Jager
It's my younger son's 21st birthday. Last night at 11:45 my older son drove him out to the bar. Between 12:00 when he became legal and last call at 12:30 he drank a couple of beers, a vodka & tonic and a Jagermeister "bomb," whatever that is. And this was after a couple of beers and a shot of tequila with dinner. This morning he hopped out of bed, totally fine. Are we a genetically gifted family or what? I'm going to enter him in the county fair.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

i got too drunk every single night of this three-day weekend. yikes.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

You should be ashamed.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 5 September 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

I wanted the drunk and applauding thread but this came up first so I will post here!

I AM DRUNK

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 10 December 2005 08:37 (twenty years ago)

P.S.
ILX SEARCHING is terrible I never find what the fuck I want

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 10 December 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

here you go

but of course, i'm not drunk so it was easy to find. google searches are usually faster than the ilx search.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 10 December 2005 08:44 (twenty years ago)

I can never understand how, if you're drunk, you can still type so well, people. HOW DO YOU DO IT?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 10 December 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

i found this thread! i am still somewhat functionally literate!

i think!

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 18 May 2006 05:11 (twenty years ago)

i tried to write a thread whilst incredibly drunk the other day. it took me nearly ten minutes to type a handful of sentences (and 30 seconds to delete it with maximum regret)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 18 May 2006 05:24 (twenty years ago)

how did you find this? type 'drunk' into search twice?

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 18 May 2006 06:40 (twenty years ago)

http://ilx.p3r.net/newanswers.php?board=13

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 18 May 2006 06:41 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

what i want i will take, what you think you that you know
oh such a awful mistake

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 30 April 2007 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

Note to self: reading drunk threads yrv posted on when yr sober = bad idea *cringe*. Why I such a tart.

― Trayce, Monday, 30 April 2007 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

HEY YOU GUYS

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ drunk

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

I wd be drunk if it wasnt Monday 2pm and I was at work.

― Trayce, Monday, 30 April 2007 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

that is because you live in that other place

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

i got hi

― JW, Monday, 30 April 2007 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

that is because you live in that other place

u mean the FUTURE!

― Trayce, Monday, 30 April 2007 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

Rocky Mountain Oysters
Largest Feed
Annually
in Eagle, ID

So you can live your fantasies of Chevy Chase in FUNNY FARM

just so you drinks know

― Abbott, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

hay guys. i'd fuck brett andseron until every bone in his body was broken.

― andi, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

i'mdrunkhelpmecheerup.

― not--goodwin, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

but what about brett farvrer?

xpost

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

if this is the best drunk conversation, i'll leave it thanks...

― not--goodwin, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

i liek you guys. i've been lurking here for a couple years, and now i'm posting. i'm drunk. i would totally fuck a ghost. call me, 'the ghostfucker'. because, i would fcuk one. ok?

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

shitfucks

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

well if you do andi, make sure you get a pic...

― not--goodwin, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

thats gross xpost

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

I shot pool with a beautiful Andi once.

― Eazy, Friday, 18 May 2007 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

― Surmounter, Friday, 18 May 2007 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

i wanna fuck everyone with my same name.

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&q=andi&gbv=2

there's some haawt ones around.

― Drooone, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

i wanna fuck them all. even the ghosts.

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

i'm drinking straight vodka out of a faded new kids on the block cup. i'm ready to fuck anything with blonde or translucent white hair. dark entries. dark entries. dark entries.

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mariemontschools.org/halsall/images/anigifs/ANDi.gif

HAWT

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

i'm listening to suede. i'd still fuck this fucker.

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jodywheat.com/andi/Andi_look_sm.jpg

HAWTA

― Drooone, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.crochetme.com/2006-Fall/images/favesweater_andi_main.jpg

HAWTEST

― Drooone, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

i'd probably fuck both of those.

― andi, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

But would you marry them?