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A minute ago I was talking to one of my coworkers, and when he said "port router" I heard "PORK router".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmmmm networked pork optical cables aaaaaaah

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I sorta think I live it (but without the family).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

people likely to assume this thread is carte blanche for reeling off actual homer quotes...maybe...

i can be as stupid as homer, sometimes

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

They actually do a pretty good vegetarian cheesesteak at the Chicago Diner, they use seitan or something and mmmmm I want one for lunch. But these things aren't really trying to replicate cheesesteaks, they're supposed to replicate burgers that mysteriously taste like cheesesteaks. The free veggie burger used to be the Fiesta Burger, which replicated a burger that mysteriously tasted vaguely of Mexican food, and which even more mysteriously was pretty tasty.
-- n/a (nu...), November 17th, 2004 11:24 AM. (Nick A.) (later)

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

There was this time when I was at work and we were out of donuts, so I was all "dude, I'd totally sell my soul for a donut" and out of nowhere, this guy in a red cape popped up and offered me one and made me sign something, I forget what, but I was all ooh donut, and he mumbled something about eternal damnation and I said yeah yeah, whatever, gimme the donut, so he did, and then I was all drooling, mmmm forbidden donut and I ate all but the last bite, except it called to me, you know? So in the middle of the night, I ate it anyway and then he came and tried to take my soul, but I was all no way dude, I promised it to some chick with blue hair. He said your grandma, and I said no, I think she's my wife, and then he disappeared and I was all whoa man, I didn't even know I was married!

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I was scolded the other day in a public miscellaneous foods emporium for drinking Slushee directly from the nozzle. Unfortunately for the Homereroticisticity of the event, the cashier dude wasn't Hindi, but Mexican.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Last year I was in a rare books library and I was scolded for getting crumbs in the manuscripts. What's worse -- the thing the librarian pointed to wasn't a crumb, it was a booger!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

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