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In which we write the lyrics to a song, one line at a time

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Please try to make it rhyme, and when we're ready for the chorus, if someone could mark it as such, that would be awesome. I'll start->

VERSE
Oh girl, oh boy, I love-a you so,

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you a girl or a boy? I just don't know!

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Though our relationship is somewhat fractitious,

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You'll always taste delicious

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

but I can't help but get suspicious,

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

When I see you with your bitches

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Your motives are malicious

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe you smashed the dishes

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

(end verse)

Oh girl, oh boy, I love-a your toes

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I dream that you're not wearing clothes

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

But like I was sayin, I love you, ya dig?

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

My love for you is larger than a North Sea oil rig.

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

'Specially when I get to bounce on yer thing-a-ma-jig

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Where the sea is full of manatees, we will...

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Frolic in that shit like an oil spill

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

And you're a stupid whore, but I'm keeping you for sex.

(end verse/chorus/whatever we're on right now)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

God Damn girl-a-boy, you look hot in those jeans

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Even though you sorta looka like a green bean

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

So go and get the the butter

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

And club me to death with a putter

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I've got a pot pie in the refrigerator

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

But if you're coming round I'll tell that pie "see you later".

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

CHORUS:

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

A bucket of chicken

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

(damn! xpost)
Interrupting my trane of thought..

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

CHORUS SO FAR:
A bucket of chicken
Interrupting my train of thought

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

And I am just so smitten
I have to do to you what I ought

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

So let's get freaky on the couch.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Like Gear's Roommate did

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

And you can be the Wizard of Id

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

freaky on the couch, yeah

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll touch you with my mouth
Just like Billy the Kid

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

VERSE FOUR (?):

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I woke up alone
Just Me and my bone

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

So I called you a mangy whore and kicked you out of the house.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

salacious ex I want you on my phone

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Drums!

(saxophone solo)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

because i am a sexist pig

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

(funky breakdown with handclaps)

On my phone on my phone! (Chicken bucket chicken bucket)

On my phone on my phone! (Chicken bucket chicken bucket)

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on now, defunkify Gear's couch

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Get real gone with it, dontcha be no slouch

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

BRIDGE:

But sometimes, in the middle of the night,

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I reevaluate the political theories of the religious right

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

And it feels so good.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

but when i'm left with nothing

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

But a bun in the oven

― Kenan (kenan), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

and a cold fleshlight of love

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Feed it to the coven

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna bite yr muffin, b-b-b-bite your muffin

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Feel some peanut-butter lovin'

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Me stuffin your muffin
What's wrong with dat? NUFFIN!

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

baby baby, I'm a huffin' and a puffin'

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

So let the children sing:

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(Then there's the chorus again)

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

We want chicken wings!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

We want to lick out fingers nice and good!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(2nd time thru that chorus:)

A bucket of chicken
Interrupting my train of thought
And I am just so smitten
I have to do to you what I ought
So let's get naked and take pictures.
Like Momus did
And you can be the Wizard of Id
freaky on the couch, yeah
I'll touch you with my mouth
Just like Billy the Kid

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

And I'll burn like a fiery piece of wood!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Do the claw, baby do it good

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

SPOKEN SECTION:
Oh girl, oh boy, you've been my bucket of chicken for so long

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Now with all white meat...

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, this piece looks funny.
OMG, it's a deep-fried rat!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU TRICKED ME

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

A deep fried rat.... OF LOVE!

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, never mind then, you didn't trick me.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

So, um, wanna go grab some milkshakes?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU BROUGHT ME DOWN, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

ON AND ON TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

TONIGHT YOU SLEEP WITH THE FISHES!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

But dang baby, that rat is Suck-you-lent.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

(This is where the beat kicks in.)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

(sung:)

I'M BITING INTO YOU

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BITING!

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BITING! INTO YOU!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH NO WOO (ing)

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

YOUR MOTHER WAS BORN IN A ZOO (zing!)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

SCOOBY-DOO AND SCRAPPY TOO! (bling bling)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

AND I FIND THIS MOST AMUSE (ing)

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

But you're still my honey woogums

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'M ALREADY SUPERSIZED

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

SO LET ME LOOK INTO THOSE EYES

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

(remix! 2004! Y'ALL!)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

(sampled) "I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can..."

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Father?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

OKAY!

― Lil Jon (blueski), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

and i can't get married cos i'm teh gay

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

THE END

I'm going to compile all the lyrics now, hang on.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

THE END my friend...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

My word, that's one of the scariest things I've ever read.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

O-O-Woah, I love your ears on the side of your head

― Captain Obvious, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Woo

― Fran Healy (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)


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