Instead of fox hunting what about frying pan fox hunting?

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What happens is the rich buggers get a frying pan each and by law they are permitted to hunt the fox but only on foot and only with a frying pan. That would be hilarious.

And what about another kind of fox hunting being made legal? Where if you spot a certain hot fox of any kind you are legally permitted to keep her for 24 hours as long as you can handcuff yourself to her left leg ala those wacky Fathers4Justice chaps.

Another winning solution!

― C,Taylor, Friday, 19 November 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Or they could train packs of foxes to go into people's houses and hunt for frying pans.

― The Horse of Babylon (the pirate king), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Drag a saucepan across country to leave a scent for the "panhounds" to follow, thus avoiding cruelty to frying pans

― De Doo Doo Doo De Da Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

we should hunt down pan handlers, the scummy gits littering our streets

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Panhandlers are a vital part of the panhunting fraternity - they prepare panhounds for the day's hunt

― De Doo Doo Doo De Da Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

instead of fox hunting what about flying pine fox hunting??

What happens is the rich buggers get a net each and by law they are permitted to hunt the pine fox but only they first attach wings on the pine fox's back and only with a net. That would be hilarious.

And what about another kind of fox hunting being made legal? Where if you spot a certain hot pine fox of any kind you are legally permitted to keep him for 24 hours as long as you can handcuff yourself to him left leg etc.

Another winning solution!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

There is nothing to compare to a panhunt. Before the hunt, prayers are said to the Great God Pan, then the Master of the Hunt (in his distinctive teabag-coloured "panning" jacket) raises the Ceremonial Teapot to his lips, spout first and "Tally Ho!, off we go!

― De Doo Doo Doo De Da Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

for the true hunter, only ones own species is worthy prey

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

the first paragraph is funny. i give this thread 4.8 pts.

― :| (....), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought so too. Am I alright?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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