Weird Sex Dreams

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So last night I had a crazy dream...i was masturbating something fierce in this dream to Pedro Martinez' gheri curl....and I was loving it. Im concerned that I was actually masturbating in my sleep and screaming out pedro's name.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, that aint gonna help the babies dude!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I dreamt I kissed Sawyer from Lost. He was helping me pack my suitcases. It was a hot kiss that made me want more. I told him we had to stop because I'm married. He got mad and tried to force me and I had to break down a door to get away.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Two words: Hollyoaks Orgy. I was in it.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Best dream ever!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

B(land)est dream ever?

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Weakest post ever?

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I never get sex in my dreams. I always get so far then am frustrated by general dream weirdness. One time I was about to get off with the redhead from Buffy (who's name escapes me) when my best friend walked in and we all started playing Monopoly.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

eighteen years pass...

suddenly having sex dreams about someone i knew from like grade 4 through 12 and have neither seen in 35 years nor previously lusted after

in grade 4 i sneaked by her in some classroom game on the technicality that 'strait' is a proper word even if the problem was actually calling for 'straight'

we both liked the cars' 'just what i needed' (but who doesn't?)

that is literally all i've got

― mookieproof, Monday, 24 July 2023 07:31 (two years ago)

this should perhaps be moved to ILTMI? unless no one responds, which is fine

― mookieproof, Monday, 24 July 2023 07:35 (two years ago)

ILNII

― Mark G, Monday, 24 July 2023 10:00 (two years ago)

Wrong..

ILNEI

― Mark G, Monday, 24 July 2023 10:00 (two years ago)

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