GERI HALLIWELL THINKS HER DOGS ARE GAY!

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Best headline ever. Don't ever change, Geri.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, at least she means "homosexual" and not the hipster lingo for "lame".

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I really wasn't expecting this to be a Ned thread.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Parody works best when it's based in truth. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The pop star believes her pet Shih Tzu Harry has been getting frisky with her Pomeranian Daddy.

This works on so many levels.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

My god, you're right. Comeback single lyrics right here!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I could totally believe Geri's daddy was a pomeranian.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t043/T043352A.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

YEARGH

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, shit zoo

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/02/photogalleries/westminster/images/primary/Shih_tzu_normal2.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dama.cz/kultura/hvezdy/geri_halliwell.jpg

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.1-2net.jp/1guide/ss/chinese-crested-dog.jpg

Geri needs to get one of these, too.

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a Phyllis Diller dog!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

More like an Andy Warhol dog.

― donut christ (donut), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://web.utk.edu/~nhuinker/trade-center.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

MUAHAHA

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fototime.com/495E61115ABF891/orig.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
HE BARKED MORE MORE MORE

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.unicorn-chinese-cresteds.com/frontsmall.jpg

US bombs cruisin' overhead
There goes my love rocket red
Woof it up....
Woof it up....

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.unicorn-chinese-cresteds.com/frontsmall.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

that dogs riding past the WTC picture is really quite amazing

also my thread about gay animals and all the lovely information posted therein comes to mind.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The woman at the pet store where we shop for our cats tried to tell me our cats (two males) were gay when I said something about how they lick each other's heads when cleaning.

Fer chrissakes... Cats do that. Neither of our cats have nuts... I don't think they're gay or straight. They're neut-ral.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

All cats are gay in the dark.

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

We had an infestation of gay termites. Our living room has never looked so stylish.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

BREAKING NEWS... GAYS THINK GERI HALLIWELL IS A DOG! DEVELOPING...

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The woman at the pet store where we shop for our cats

At first I seriously thought you meant shopping FOR cats, like you just pick a few up after work every couple days.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Sigh.

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I do it.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

in the caves all cats are gay

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

*GROAN*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

My cats don't live in caves though.

Rik: Ah, so that's me out, you see.

― martin m. (mushrush), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

(See, if Teeny hadn't gone there, I was going to)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 20 November 2004 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Ginger Spice is SUCH a hottie

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 20 November 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

my sister has gay cats. or at least bi. seriously. this is true.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

There's something so desperately tragic about everything Geri says or does. Watching her futile attempts to be a sexy gyrating diva on Top of the Pops recently was quite haunting.

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i want a pomeranian, gay or straight.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 20 November 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.isle-of-man-productions.co.uk/images%5CSing-JW.jpg

― Dada, Saturday, 20 November 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Does Geri have gaydawrg, wot?

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Saturday, 20 November 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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