Why Was The World Created?

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To drive us mad?

Because it's certainly working.

candide, Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I needed *someplace* to relax.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and Taking Sides: Candide vs. Justine

Who had the most unfortunate Things befall them on their Journeys?

The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

simplicius simplicissimus.

:| (....), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Quills was on last night. I'm starting to worry about my growing obsession with the 18th Century.

The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe it's because we still haven't had anyone from Transco back in to turn on the bloody gas. Sigh. Ah, it's probably just as well.

The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Why was the world created?

So people can post random crap on internet message boards, obv.

caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I guess we can just think of ILX as this big garden we're trying to cultivate.

I really only came to the web cafe to get warm and stave off the howling voice of desperation in my head, but it didn't really work.

Ah well, at least I'm warmer than I was at home.

The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Why was the world created?

As a science project.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Because we used to live on Venus, but managed to fuck up its environment so much that we needed a spare planet.

caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I tried to log into my mail and there's all ads for British Gas like they're just trying to torment me.

Like I said, it's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out or their tongue cut out or they start drowning anabaptists and we all get gassed.

Oh wait, no, it's all going a bit WWI now.

x-post... geez, people, you aren't supposed to ANSWER THE QUESTION, what do you think this is, ILX or something? We're talking about Candide. And Sade, because I still reckon Justine is better than Candide and Quills was on last night.

The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I give up. I've only got 2 minutes before it's back to the Icen Forests of Streatham again. Sigh.

The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The one thing I know about Sade: he was chucked out of the Bastille and into Charenton in early July 1789, because the Bastille's governer got bored of his habit of converting his piss-funnel into a megaphone and shouting insults out of his window at the passers-by. I learned this from Simon Schama.

(I should have watched Quills - ages ago, my friend Owen told me I'd like it. Because of the bondage bits, apparently)

caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://user.chollian.net/~movieland/music/musicians/sade.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

im afraid the only person in bondage is geofrey rush. but there is a marvelous threesome with poetry reading.

:| (....), Sunday, 21 November 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I was disappointed with Quills, really - I like my Sade (no sorry, I have to say Marquis De Sade or else I have visions of awful singers cavorting disgustingly) to be a bit more committed to his cause than that. Have just got a film called Marquis for free today, which looks INSANE, so maybe that'll be better.

Anyway, only read 120 Days Of Sodom and not Justine, so I have to err on the side of Candide, I'm afraid.

I can't answer the original question, either, as there is no reason. Sorry.

xpost

emil.y (emil.y), Sunday, 21 November 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i always liked the idea that the devil created the world, rather than god.

ryan (ryan), Sunday, 21 November 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

In the future everyone will pronounce Slade, "Shlarday."

Guymauve (Guymauve), Sunday, 21 November 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

why not?

Maria (Maria), Sunday, 21 November 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Loaded question. It assumes facts not in evidence. I move it be stricken from the record, your honor, or else given much slyer, funnier answers.

Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 21 November 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm with Aimless - the word 'why' assumes there is a purpose, and unless you are a religious believer, there isn't one. Teleology is such an easy trap to fall into, but it needs to be doubted at every step.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 21 November 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I think this is one of the "loaded questions" we had to memorize responses for back in Catholic school. The Baltimore Cathecism: Classic or Dud? Thank God I can't remember the "answer."

lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 21 November 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Hurrah, my silly question got right back onto track!

I think one of the reasons that I actually got into Sade (apart from being a nihilistic teenage goth) was because I read Philosophy In The Bedroom and Justine first, and stopped before I got to the 120 Days Of Sodom. So I still think of him as an amusing political satyrist, rather than a dirty old man.

I stand by my assessment of Quills, which is that it is horny as hell until people start getting killed. Which I think is the point of the morality play and all. And the awfulness that the Church and Psychologists inflict upon people is far, far worse than anything that Sade either wrote about or advocated or even inspired. (The only thing he seems to inspire in the film is some decadent threesomes with bad poetry in haybales, and one case of true love.) Sade exorcises his demons through writing, but he's really quite a bit of a sad old romantic (in the film at least), while it's the Psychologist who is actually nailing testicles to boards and all that 120 Days type nastiness.

Sade at the Bastille was great, because he managed to incite riots and insurrection and people storming the place, despite the fact that, being a decadent aristocrat, he represented everything that the Revolution was against.

Please let me know how Marquis is. I need more smut. Which is the *worst* film about Sade, I wonder? I've seen some dodgy pornos, and, erm... well, I haven't seen Marat/Sade since I was a teenager and can't remember a bloody thing about it.

Anyway, this really was supposed to be a thread about Voltaire. Oh well.

The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i quite enjoyed Quills

Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 22 November 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

it formed gradually over billions of years from particles of rock and gas, like any other self-respecting planet.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 22 November 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure saying that the question "assumes a purpose" really evades the problem. (which is really: why is there something rather than nothing?)

if we don't know enough to say the world was created to some purpose, then we certainly don't know enough to say it wasn't created to some purpose. the second position assumes a position of objectivity that can't hold up.

ryan (ryan), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, but ryan, if we have insufficient evidence to choose between two such fundamentally opposed positions as whether the world has a purpose or not, then how could we possibly kid ourselves that we know enough to conclude which of the myriad potential purposes for the world might be the correct one? Our answers could only represent ignorance compounded.

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

(I saw 'quills' -- didn't this movie play with the fact so that the movie could be a tale about censorship instead)

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i agree Aimless. the only way to respond to the question is to say that it is unanswerable!

ryan (ryan), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

KATE!

Watched Marquis the other day, it is very strange but not as disturbing as I first imagined. In fact, it is almost cute.

Basically, the bulk of the film is done by actors dressed as oversized puppets, and each character is portrayed as some kind of animal (Marquis is a dog, Justine is a big soppy cow). Um, except for Marquis' penis, which is a character in its own right - there is an ongoing dialogue between the two, I guess representing the conflict between base sexuality and the intellect. There are other bits which are pure animation, and the storyline appears to be a conflation of the man's life and his works, hence my initial descriptive reaction would be to suggest you imagine a combination of Jan Svankmajer and The Naked Lunch film. With more sex and revolution.

emil.y (emil.y), Friday, 26 November 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)


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