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I know you can buy all kinds of things at Target, but this is going a bit far!

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=8-4/qid=1100735515/ref=sr_8_4/601-2624561-9367311?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B0002KPIBO

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

(slight warning: it is safe for work, but the text is slightly not-so)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

no picture available indeed

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm trying my damndest to work out what in the hell they *did* mean by this .. umm... item.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

yow!

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Ewwwwwww....like is it a product or a service? I don't want to think about a target employee ever doing that for the public.

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

ARGH MY BRAIN *scrub*

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Classified under "Entertainment" no less!!

(I suspect a prank by a target.com employee.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002KPIBO/qid%3D1101085322/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/002-5892461-4675232

That's what the ASIN brings up at Amazon. An 'educational' video.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://castle.geek.net/todcra/reviews/jarjarmonstermouth.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/pimplefacedkid.gif

"Can I massage it for you? It comes free with the.. uhh... item"

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost OH JESUS WHAT IN THE HELL)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, it seems to be a DVD. But I don't care how hip Target's advertising gets, I can't imagine them carrying this. (Although the site search engine suggested that target.com will supply Anal Cunt CDs if requested.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

a review of the candy I posted (first heard about this through Dan)

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

when I showed my co-worker the Target description he suggest it probably looks like the candy.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh jeez that Amazon review!

The director, Dr. Joseph Kramer, encourages us to watch, to learn, to practice, and to enjoy, and then to repeat the process until we too can experience the pleasures of both giving and receiving an anal massage. This is the best kind of education. I've watched this DVD several times and I use the techniques with my partner. We both enjoy it very much, and I think you will too.

Jolly well, old chap!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

trayce, how did you come across this?

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 22 November 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

A friend at work MSN'ed me with it this morning. I dont know where he saw it - possibly memepool or slashdot, knowing him?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I must point out by no means was I looking for "anal massage" to buy from Target OMGWTF.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

no picture
available

Presumably because it's INSIDE AN ANUS.

― Daffyd, the only gay in the village (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 November 2004 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe they could have just put the red circle logo there

― gem (trisk), Monday, 22 November 2004 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if anal beads and butt plugs are going to be on my Amazon recommendations now. "The Page You Made..."

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 22 November 2004 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

aw link no work now.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh they got rid of it! Damn!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"Since the tongue doesn't go especially far out of the mouth, as you get to the base of the candy you are actually "deep-throating" him."

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

looks like target has an even newer product. i'm buying twelve!!

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=8-2/qid=1101765053/ref=sr_8_2/601-8858617-3526529?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B000005D70

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"item available in 4-8 weeks"

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I NEED TO KNOW WHO IS DOING THIS. i'm seriously thinking of putting in an ad in the citypages or craigslist or something. i won't, but i'm thinking about it.

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 December 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

U: TARGET WEBBANDIT, INTO ANLMSG, WEED, BJS, BRINGIN TEH FUNNY
ME: DOWN 4 WATEVA

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 December 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

looks like someone is not paying their web staff enough...

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

hhahaha

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 2 December 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

the Marijuana one someone sent me a few weeks back is gone :o(

― TITS.JPG (ex machina), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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