What will your memoirs be called?

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Have you already started them? Will you ever?

― Will, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Memoirs are for other people to write! I'm too busy living my life to go around documenting the damned thing. Sheehsh!

― kate, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I live a plain life and nobody would read it anyway. Gale

― Gale Deslongchamps, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'My Struggle'

― stevo, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ishtar.

― jess, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"One Man's Search For Approval"

― jamesmichaelward, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I am Rich and Famous, you are all bitter and jealous, oh and did I mention I have magnificent hair, and a 6 out of 10 ass".-The Ronan Story.

― Ronan, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my snuggle

― mark s, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"The story of the greatest human in the World ever"

I should suspect my memoirs to date would be make dull reading.

― james, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum'

― DG, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'Sto Delat?' or is that jsut a might too pretentious. I might have to agree with kate ont his one

― Ed, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Should might be mite? _____ ____

― Ed, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My memoirs will be written in the same style as Revenge of the Lawn.

― james, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1059 Lost Suicide Classics

― Kodanshi, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Greatness and Perfection of Me. I write them in my head every day.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I prefer the idea of a collection of essays, like 'Walden.' And if I could steal from Thoreau they'd be called 'Where I lived and what I lived for.'

― Maria, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How Oscar Buggered Andy : An Artphags journey ,

― anthonyeaston, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mine will be called simply: J+G+T = My life in a NUTshell Gale

― Gale Deslongchamps, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Story of the Most Important Fellow Ever

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eye I of the asshole

― geoff, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Sometimes The Best Cowboys Must Surrender Their Lives For The Glory Of God Or A Pretty Girl"

― Chris Lyons, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Average - Just like 95 percent of the population.

― helen fordsdale, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Much Ado About Nothing".

― Trevor, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I R Fatnick, U R scum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

― I R autobiographer, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"You Can't Make A Purse Out Of A Sows Ear, But You Can Make A Person"

― Pete, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Nothing of Interest Here (Move Along People, Move Along)"

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Viva Las Vegans!"

― katie, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Dastoory of my life"

― Nick, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, actually "Dat's Dastoory of my life"

― Nick, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And not "Dastoor Way (uh-huh, uh-huh): I like it"? Shame.

Louise Brooks was going to call her memoirs "Naked on my Goat" (apparently some kind of Goethe reference, though I may have dreamt this), but she burned the manuscript rather than publish it, so I will nick her title.

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You've Goethe be kidding.

― Nick, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I Love Everything"

― Samantha, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OUTSTANDING recent answers to this thread!!

― the pinefox, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How to talk incomprehensibly and influence people.

― Sterling Clover, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Viva Las Vegans made me laugh til i stopped !

― anthonyeaston, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"who was that masked man?"

"After one chapter he gave up on writing, and sat around doing nothing in particular for quite a long while"

― james, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

"I was always a stalker"

― cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 15 October 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Stupid, but commendable."

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"I thought I was normal!"
"Dad, I failed"

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus Never Said Everyone Was Lovable

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 15 October 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Diary of a Nobody

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

My Life as the Hubble Space Telescope

― sgs (sgs), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

My answer above stands.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 October 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The Old Poisoner's Handbook

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 15 October 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

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